Kazer Dragon: Taking Survivor and Inuyasha where no one ever has dared! This is Inuyasha Meets Survivor! I don't own Survivor if I did I would soooo do Jeff, and I don't own Inuyasha if I did I'd do it with Inuyasha, If I had both… you know where this is going…

INUYASHA MEETS SURVIVOR!

Episode 1: The first Immunity

You hear the Survivor theme song in the background and a random voice says:

2 tribes, 16 bastards, one lucky bastard, this is, Survivor the Feudal islands.

On the far side of Japan, there is an island in the feudal era, for no reason we abducted 16 of the anime character's and threw them on an island to try and survive lets meet them…

Inuyasha: A sociopath amine half demon character.

Kagome: A lover of demons…plus she's got a nice ass.

Sango: If she was a cross dresser she'd be real good at it.

Miruko: He puts the 'ass' in harassment!

Shippo: The little guy who gets hit a lot.

Kikyo: Dead but she still can shake it!

Naraku: Tentacles, too many tentacles…

Sesshomaru: A totally gay demon.

Kouga: And over egotistic man who thinks he's a sexy demon.

Kaede: Itchy boobs old women.

Totsai: Old man, but he's still hot, wait that's his breath…

Jaken: He's the Imp, who everyone loves to smash!

Kanna: Small girl that's probably with the KKK.

Onigumo: He's limpy (wink wink).

Kagura: She'll use her powers of the wind to blow your pants off!

Ogre: Another person on the island.

Shows the title screen with the Survivor logo.

"Pooietang Tribe welcome to the feudal island!" Announces Jeff. The Pooietang tribe consists of: Inuyasha, Miruko, Naraku, Ogre, Totsai, Kanna, Kagura, Jaken.

"Gazonga Tribe welcome to the feudal island!" Jeff says again! The Gazonga tribe consists of: Sango, Shippo, Kikyo, Kagome, Sesshomaru, Kouga, Kaede, Onigumo.

"I am Jeff Probst, and I'll be your host!"

Miruko – Pooietang tribe

"So like… check this out. Sesshomaru is already pissing me off. I mean, he keeps asking me about interior decorating. And I'm like: Dude I don't wanna see your schlong. Then he gets all pissy and starts playing on a harp. And I'm like: What the fuck, why do you have to be such a flaming bastard. PLUS he stole my rice cake on the way over here. So what ever this immunity challenge is… I hope it involves me, some hot naked Asians, and a knife to puree Sesshomaru's wanker. Bastard.

"The first Immunity challenge will be short and sweet." Jeff announces. "Each tribe will be given 10 000 HP, first team to reach zero loses. SURVIVOR'S READY… BEGIN!" Jeff runs to the sidelines.

"ALRIGHT EVERYONE SPECIAL POOTIETANG ATTACK NOW!" Yells Inuaysha.

"What the fuck…" asks Onigumo.

The Pootietang tribe jumps on the Gazonga and starts punching them in the face making them lose.

"I've always wanted to smack you, you little bastard." As Kagura punches Shippo.

"Pootietang with a flawless victory you are the winners." Says Jeff staying away from the tribe as they are still punching the other tribe. "Ok you can stop now…" Still punching. "Well when ever you stop I'll see Gazonga tonight at our first tribal council."

You hear Pootietang yelling "Yah!" "Go Pootietang" "We ownz joo"

Gazonga heads to tribal council.

"Psst…Kagome." whispers Sango.

"Sup ma island dawg?" Kagome answers.

"What the fuck? Anyway is it just me or does Sesshomaru's torch look like a penis?" Sango look at the torch made of wax and it seems to have two very round balls on top.

"Yep, looks like a flaming mithril beef to me." Kagome says.

"Where the hell do you get these words?" Sango asks.

"…" Kagome thinks.

"Let's keep moving we have a long road ahead of us." Says Kouga.

"Heehee." Miruko puts his lighted torch in Sesshomaru's hair.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHH…." Sesshomaru jumps into a near by pond.

"Everyone welcome to the first tribal council." Jeff says. "Each one of you will cast a vote. Whoever has the most votes will leave the island immediately. Kaede your first."

AFTER ALL THE VOTES ARE CASTED

"I'll tally the votes, the first vote reads… Sesshomaru, next Kouga, then Shippo, the next one.. HEY WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!" He pulls out one that reads: JEFF IS GAY HAHAHAHAHA. He coughs. "Ahem moving on,"

Giggles. "I think he got my vote." Whispers Kouga.

"The fourth vote is for Sesshomaru, so is the next one, and the sixth one, Sesshomaru bring me your torch." He brings his torch to Jeff. Jeff thinks Oh my god a Penis torch. "Sesshomaru the dog demon the tribe has spoken."

"GOOD RIDDANCE YOU BASTARD!" You hear someone that sounds like Miruko yell from a distance.

"The rest of you may head back to camp, good night."

You hear the random voice again.

Sesshomaru is gone but 15 remain, tune in for the next episode!

Kazer Dragon: Ok I might do another one this week but not sure yet! If you like this, check out my other fanfiction THE SERIES and if you can like that read Things you don't expect to see on Inuyasha! Anyway tune in next weekend!