Elevator

Rating:T

Disclaimer:I don't own of the charaters, besides the one's I add.

A/n:Welcome to one of the funniest fanfics. It may not be that funny, but for some of you, it's sure to tickle one of your funny bones. Well here's chapter one!

Chapter 1:Stuck

Eragon skaterboarded down the stairs, he had to reach the new expensive boots before Murtagh did. All tho he did want to buy the mini skirt for Nasuada. "Only two more minutes intill I reach those lovely boots. 'Cool a penny."Eragon said, stopping to pick it up.

"Bye Eragon."Murtagh said, then waved.

"My rock friend can help me get there before Murtagh."Eragon thought as he reached into his pocket.

Eragon dropped the rock on the floor, and got back on his skateboard.

Eragon lined up his skateboard with the rock, and then rode toward it.

"Ouch."Eragon said, as his broken skateboard fell on his head.

"That was a waste of time."Eragon thought, as he saw Murtagh talk to the woman cashier.

"Womanslayer...The boots."Eragon said, then got off the floor, looked back at Murtagh, and then rode off.

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It was two days intill Galbatorix's wedding, Galbatorix had to find the right clothes for his bride, so he asked Durza to help him.

Eragon rode into the shop Galbatorix was in, and gasped at the scene. Durza was in a...white...frilly dress. Eragon burst out laughing, he couldn't control himself over the hilarous scene.

"Eragon what...are you...doing here?"Durza asked,embarrsed.

"I was looking for those new boots, have you seen them, Durza, I mean girl."Eragon said, laughing himself to death.

"It's not that funny."Durza said, hiding behind one of the clothing racks.

"Whatever you say, miss."Eragon said, stopping himself from laughing.

"I was just helping my king to find a dress for his bride, does everything have to be a joke."Durza said, walking into one of the elevators.

"Oh no, I almost forgot about the boots."Eragon said, slipping on some slippery ice, slipping into the elevator.

"Eragon don't press that...button."Durza said, as Eragon fell towards the buttons in the elevator, and pressed them all. The elevator made a weird sound, and then stopped, all the buttons flashing.

"No...this can't be happening."Durza sighed, curling into a ball.

"Whee...ponyride."Eragon said, as the elevator hit the bottom.

"Hey Durza, cheer up we're not alone, I brought my little pony playset."Eragon said, taking it out of his bag. Durza stared at him, and then said"We're doomed...I'm doomed".

Eragon played his favorite pony(Rainbow). "Do you want a pony, Durza?"Eragon asked, getting a small dress for his pony.

"Does it look I want to play with ponys! I want to get out of here."Durza said, then looked up at the airvent.

"No way, Durza...That airvent is dirty, and smelly, and you'll get dirt on Galbatorix's bride's dress."Eragon snorted, callng the pizzaman on his cellphone.

"It doesn't matter about the dress...it matters about the dress!"Durza shouted, starting to get agravaited.

"Huh...Durza."Eragon sighed, then put his pony in the small car.

"I know what we can do while we're waiting."Eragon said, dancing.

"No!"Durza said, pulling Eragon down.

"Karoke."Eragon said, grabbing his mircophone.

My little pony, My little pony

So sparkley, and so pretty, and nice

My little pony, My little pony

You'll always be in my heart."Eragon sang again, and again.

"I'll never get out of here."Durza said, sighing.

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End Of Chapter 1

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