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*gun shot*
*bleeding out on the floor*
Okay, I don't own it!
*dies*
Once upon a time,
There was a princess. She was as pretty as can be. Her name was princess Light. Now, princess Light fell in love with Prince Lawliet and tried many ways to get prince Lawliet to fall in love with her. After the 5,679th rejection, Princess Light went to All-knowing priest, Ryuk.
"His holiness, I have a question of the utmost matter! Why doesn't Prince Lawliet love me?"
The priest Ryuk let out a deafening cackle.
"Because your highness," he took a big bite out of a red juicy apple.
"He's gay."
"Excuse me?"
"That panda of an excuse for a prince is gay! HE LIKES GUYS!"
Princess Light, shocked to her core, ran out of the temple and back to the palace. Of course her lady in waiting Misa tried to comfort her.
"Oh! Please don't cry! That raccoon of a prince doesn't deserve your love!"
Light sniffled.
"B-B-But I love him! What do I have to do to become a guy?!"
That's when Misa got her idea.
"We can get witch-doctor Rem to turn you into a guy in your next life!"
"R-really?!"
"Yeah!" yelled Misa with joy *coughdruggiecough*
So Misa and princess Light went all the way to witch-doctor Rem's house.
"Excuse me Rem, can you turn princess Light into a man in her next life," squeaked a shitting-her-pants Misa.
Of course everyone was naturally scared by Rem for her bony frame and super pale skin.
"What do I get, hmmm?"
"Uh… a snickers bar?"
Rem thought for a second.
"I'll do it!"
- - - - - - 7 hours, 2 minutes, and 1 snicker bar later - - - - - -
"Tis' done!"
"W-what!"
Misa had woke up and saw and excited Light.
"Oh Misa! I can't wait to die!"
And thus princess Light skipped out and got run over by a flying truck.
"Oh shi-…"
- - - - - - Now - - - - - -
"And that kids, is why your dad Light is a guy and gave birth to you! Now go to bed!"
L skipped out of the room leaving his twin daughter and son scarred for life…
The End!