Ed, Edd n Eddy: New Adventures
Hi this is my first Ed, Edd and Eddy fan fic.I decided to do one because the show was a big part of my childhood and I wante to explore what new adventures the Ed's would go through after the movie.
I do not own Ed,Edd and Eddy it belongs to DannyAntonucci and Cartoon Network.
Chapter 1: New friends
"When you stub your toe and it hurts you know,
Friends are there to help you.
When you trip on your face and your teeth are misplaced,
Friends are there to help you.
When you're flyin' low and you're givin' a show,
Friends are there to help you.
When you take off your shoes and your feet stink – PEE-YEW!
Friends are there to help you."
The friendship song ran out through all off Peach Creek. The source of the noise could be found coming from a group of eight kids three of whom where being carried by the others. The kids had just entered into the cul-de-Sac from one of the back streets that ran around all the houses in the area. As they made it to the centre of the Cul-De-Sac they sang the song one more time before putting down the three boys that were being carried.
Eddy who was one of the boys being carried looked at all the kids of the Cul-De-Sac who were present. Emotions where building up inside of him. Looking from one face to another of all the kids and knowing that he was finally accepted made him feel wonderful inside.
"One more time!" shouted a happy Jimmy as he looked at each imdividual in the group. He took a deep breath ready to sing the song over again only to be cut off by Kevin.
"That's enough squirt if I hear that song one more time I'm gonna puke" said a disgruntled Kevin. He looked at Eddy before saying "Eddy man I know we having not been the best of buds since like forever and I have been a jerk to you every chance I got but I just want to say after seeing what a dork your brother was. I want you to know I'll be here for you. So if you want do you want to be friends?" Kevin stretching his hand out to meet eddy's.
Eddy looked at Kevin's hand with a look of both shock and happiness. "Sure no bother I'll be friends with you just throw in a couple of jaw breakers to sweeten the deal and I'll be your best friend" joked Eddy accepting and shacking Kevin's hand.
"No need to go overboard now, Eddy" Kevin looked at the other kids before clearing his voice "me and Eddy are now friends and any of you got a problem with that or with him or the other Ed's I'll pound you". Kevin lifted his right hand into a fist to show the other kids that he was serious.
"You got to be joking I have no problem with the Ed's" smiled Jimmy.
"I also have no problems with the three Ed boys" said Rolf.
"Neither do me" almost sang Nazz.
"How can I have a problem with my brothers or his friends epically when one of them is as cute as double D" Said Sarah making Double D blush.
"Alright then looks like you'll have no problems then from the other kids" chuckled Kevin "So the big monster rally is happening on Saturday, what to come over to my house to watch it. My dad just got a 52 inch flat screen TV with HD we can all have some jaw breakers while watching it?" his question was for everyone though he mostly directed it to Eddy as he remembered all the times he left him out of any of his activities and was trying to make up for it.
"Hmmm I'll have to check my schedule but I'm sure I could fit you it in" Eddy said.
"Righteous, what about the rest of you?" asked Kevin to the group.
After a chorus of yes's and one "I'll need to fix my hair before then" from Nazz Kevin said "right then looks like that's everybody be at my place for 11".
"Here since the weather has been like so good for the last few days what bout we all go for a picnic tomorrow?" quizzed Nazz.
"Sure that sounds lovely Nazz I'll just have to check with my parents for they always like leaving me tasks to do in the morning but I'm sure..." Double D drifted off from his sentence when realization hit him. "MY LORD I HAVE NOT TOLD MY PARENTS WHERE I HAVE BEEN THESE LAST FEW DAYS!" shouted double D.
At the sound of his words everyone panicked. "Damn dude my folks are gonna kill me, I'm gonna have to check with them now, later" said Kevin as he turned and ran straight to his house.
"Oh no I forgot to tell nana, Rolf is sure to get the wooden spoon of disappointment for not telling her. Rolf has shamed his family!"
"Man my mom's gonna flip I was supposed to help wash her hair last night" Nazz said as she turned and ran to her house.
"Sarah my mommy and daddy are not going to be happy" said a tearful Jimmy.
"There there Jimmy it wasn't your fault" Sarah saidcomforting her best friend "Remember you told them you were gonna be late for dinner because we were gonna see my brother and his friends get beat up before the Kankers took us, come on lets go and explain what happened". With Sarah and Jimmy gone that left only the three Ed's.
"Oh no double D Ed is in trouble" frantic Ed said grabbing both his best friends in what could only be described as a hug of him being frightened though to them it was more like a bear hug. "Sarah's gonna tell mum and mum is gonna tell dad and dad's just gonna sit there and say not now I'm watching the tv" Ed looked as if he was living the worst of his nightmares.
"There there Ed I am sure after we reason with them and tell them what happened they will be more of understanding" coughed Double D trying to avoid getting his lungs crushed.
"Yeah lumpy now let go" after which Eddy smacked Ed across the face causing him to let them go.
"You sure guys?" trembled Ed.
"Oh I'm sure it wasn't are fault that us getting chased took place over two days." Reassured Double D. "Now gentlemen while your company is a pleasure I need to go shower, good day" and with that Double D was off with the words "dirty, dirty, dirty" being mumbled under his breath.
"Yeah sock heads right lumpy I need to shower too and so do you I can smell you from here" said Eddy grabbing his nose to highlight his point. "Later" and with that Eddy went to his house to explain to his parents what had happened and to get a much needed shower.
"So long Double D, so long Eddy" waved a content Ed his mind at ease from Double D's words, before he too returned home to watch the horror movies he had in his room for the millionth time.
From around the back street from which the kids had emerged from a girl with ginger hair was sticking her head out from around the corner watching what just went down.
"Hear that girls looks like there's gonna be two get together and we weren't invited to any of them" snickered Lee kanker to her sisters.
"How dare they and how dare that ditz thinking she can invite my Double D to a picnic without asking me first!" said an enraged Marie.
"Or my Ed" chipped in May.
"Well girls we're not gonna sit here and let that happen. We are gonna go to that picnic and show what we think of those kids Kanker style" Lee said grabbing her two sisters just as she said the word "Kanker".
"Come on lets go home and plan we got a picnic to ruin!" with that the Kanker's left the cul de sac cracking like witches as they started to scheme what to do for tomorrow.
Unbeknownst to the Kankers one more person was also watching the scene and for that matter them too from a tree.
"Those silly kankers don't they know that the movie is over" said Jonny. To his best buddy Plank. "Wait what you mean about fan fiction?" huh the story is still going? Wait that means The Gourd can have his revenge! Let's go old buddy we got planning to do!" Jonny jumped from the tree and went to the base of 'The Gourd' to also start planning his revenge against the kids for beating him up.
Later that night after much explaining from the kids for being missing for a few days all of them had returned to normal life. Kevin was playing his PS3 while enjoying a jaw breaker, Rolf was tending to his farm animals, Sarah was over at Jimmy's playing dress up, Nazz was getting her hair done by her mother, Ed was enjoying his monster films with his buttered toast dipped in gravy, double D was finishing of the last of his chores and finally Eddy was reading a small book.
The book was different from the many reading material in his room. While most of his reading material was from his in his own words 'amazing' magazine collection he also had a 'who to scam and when book' he was reading another scam book of his one named 'future scams'.
Eddy was shocked at the scams that he had planned to do on his new found friends. Some were down right strange others cruel and some were just old scams with a new name. He turned the page and came upon the scam that caused the whole mess in the first place. While Eddy was now not proud of this book or for the scams he had done this was the one that filled him with most sham.
Eddy sighed and put the book into the bin in his room where it hit the bottom of the bin with a click. Eddy looked in the mirror. He felt much better after his shower and was really looking forward to seeing everyone tomorrow not to scam but just to chat. Tears started to fill in Eddy's eyes before he wiped them away before turning to his bed to get a good night sleep. Before he drifted off he thanked God for his new found friends and no longer having to live the life that he had lived.
As Eddy was thankful for the new happiness in his life, the kankers where busy planning over in their trailer home how to ruin it in the most smashing of fashions. They finally had come up for a scheme or rather Lee had. While Eddy was the best out of the Ed's for scamming Lee was the best out of the Kankers for their schemes the only difference between her's and Eddy's was being hers were successful.
"May get of your ass and get to the junk yard and prepare it for tomorrow!" yelled Lee "and Maire get the dresses ready I want them looking beautiful!"
"Yeah, yeah I heard you no need to shout!" yelled back Marie as she went up to their room to get the dresses "I don't see you doing no work!"
"That's cuz I'm the boss and it's my idea now May" Lee grabbed her sister and opened the door "Get your ass out of here and to the junk yard, if I see you not working I'll hit you into next week" and with that she throw her sister out of the caravan and closed the door.
"Well the dresses aren't gonna pick themselves Marie get up there!"
Marie went up the stairs not more from being told to do so by her sister but rather to get some peace. Marie opened the door with such force that it banged of the wall. She looked around her room at the mess not giving it much thought before going over to the closest.
After opening the closest and looking through a assortment of dresses until she found her favourite dress. It was black strapless dress that reached to her knees. She looked in the mirror and pictured herself in the dress beside Double D. She giggled at the thought. It was one of her greatest pleasures in life thinking up awkward situations to put Double D in.
As she thought of the image of her and Double D in her head she felt a funny feeling in her heart and stomach. Her heart beating faster at the thought of Double D and her stomach felt like it was full of butterflies.
"Huh what's going on?" question Maire she never felt this way before. "Must be those burritos from earlier".
As she dismissed the feelings a thought came to her head. One that came from a story her mum told her about falling in love. Her mum told her if she ever felt her heart ever beat faster and her tummy feel weird as if filled with butterflies then she was in love.
"No I can't be in love with Double D it's just a joke me and my sisters share. I-it can't be real" she spoke this out loudly and to no one in particular to hear it. She felt her checks warming and saw that she was blushing.
She shook her head and tried to put the thought out of her head. "No I just kiss him to mess with him not because I love him" she thought to herself. Though she found the thought of kissing him was more romantic than ever before.
"No I can't be in love with Double D or am I?" Marie asked herself.