Disclaimer: I do not own the Big Bang Theory or Spongebob Squarepants
I decided to do a big bang theory version of the spongebob squarepants episode chocolate with nuts. I did make some possible tweaks, so it won't be exactly like the spongebob episode.
Sheldon was standing right in front of the front door of the apartment from the inside. Sheldon was standing looking at his watch like he was waiting for something. He was wearing his flash shirt with brown pants and black shoes.
The mailman was approaching the door to the apartment, and he opened the door.
"Hello mailman," Sheldon said in his usual tone.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH," the mailman screamed as he ran away dropping a lot of mail.
"Okay, see you tommorow," Sheldon called out to the mailman.
Sheldon bent down to the ground to pick up the dropped mail, and Amy wearing her green sweatervest, red kilted skirt, black tights, and black shoes.
"Good lord, this is a complete mess," Sheldon said picking up the mail.
"Hey Sheldon, what you got there," Amy asked.
"Nothing, just a bunch of unorganized mail that the mailman dropped while running away like a little girl," Sheldon answered, "lucky for him, that's exactly how I ran when my neighbor's dog was chasing me."
"Do you have a phobia of dogs," Amy asked.
"I certianly do, and that dog was tiny," Sheldon answered.
Sheldon was looking through the mail seeing if anything was his, and organizing the other people's mail. Then Amy came across a strange looking magazine.
"Sheldon, what's this? Please do not tell me its a playboy magazine," Amy questioned.
"I don't know," Sheldon answered looking at the magazine.
Sheldon took a closer look, and so did Amy. The magazine had a picture of a rich guy holding a dollar bill. The title read Fancy Living Digest.
"I don't recall subscribing to Fancy Living Digest," Sheldon said looking at the magazine.
"Well, what's it about," Amy asked.
"Well lets see," Sheldon answered.
Sheldon put everybody's mail into the proper mailbox, and Sheldon and Amy walked up the stairs reading the magazine.
"According to what's inside this magazine, this explains the lives of rich people," Sheldon explained.
"So this book indicates a whole bunch of lifeforces who won the lottery," Amy said.
"Percisely," Sheldon answered, "look at all of this stuff, these people have a lot of cool things."
The magazine showed a big house, a big pool with a little pool inside, a tennis court, and a giant statue of a man holding a sack of money.
"This is amazing, this guy is so rich he has a giant house, a swimming pool within a swimming pool, a full size tennis court, and a giant statue of himself. It would be so cool to have one of those," Sheldon said thinking about the statue.
"Why are you so amazed, none of these things interest me at all," said Amy.
Amy took a look at another page which showed a rich man which a whole bunch of money sacks behind him.
"Oh my god, this guy's got shoes," Amy said acting all excited.
They get to the top only to be confronted by Sheldon's roomate Lenoard wearing his usual brown jacket with a green t-shirt with the recycle logo on it, blue pants, and black converse.
"Gimme that," Leonard snarled snatching the magazine from Sheldon, "stealing my mail huh."
"Leonard, please tell me how those people got all that money," Sheldon demanded his roomate.
Leonard just stood there giving Sheldon a look like he was stupid, and Sheldon was giving Leonard a creepy look.
"They're entrepreneurs, they sell stuff," Leonard answered.
"What kind of stuff exactly," Amy asked.
"I don't know, stuff they want," Leonard said.
"Like for sexual intercourse," Amy said.
"Yeah, I guess. Keep your hands off my mail," said Leonard who entered his apartment slamming the door on both Sheldon and Amy.
Sheldon then had a great idea running through his head.
"That's it Amy, we have to become entreprenuers," Sheldon said.
"Say what," Amy replied.
"Quick Amy, without thinking, if you could have anything in the world right now, what would it be," Sheldon asked Amy.
"Ummm, more time for thinking," Amy answered acting panicked.
"No, something real and item. Something you could pay for," Sheldon stated.
"A chocolate bar," Amy answered.
"That's it, we'll become traveling chocolate bar salesman, and woman," Sheldon said implying the woman part with Amy being around.
(Atom effect-scene change)
Sheldon and Amy exit the 711 with a whole bunch of Hersey Chocolate Bars in their hands. The two were carrying almost 20 bars each.
"Fancy living, here we come," Sheldon announced.
"Make way for a bunch of entrepreneurs, we have started a chocolate bar selling business because I like chocolate," Amy shouted.
Sheldon and Amy approach the first apartment which happens to be Raj's apartment. The two get to the door.
"Here we go, this is the first step on the road to living fancy," Sheldon told Amy. "(knock)(knock)(knock) customer, (knock)(knock)(knock) customer, (knock)(knock)(knock) customer."
Raj opens the door to see Sheldon and Amy hodlding chocolate bars in their hands. Raj was wearing a red sweatervest, kakee pants, and brown loafers.
"Good afternoon sir, would you care for some chocolate," Sheldon said holding up a chocolate bar.
"Chocolate, did you say chocolate," Raj questioned.
"Yes sir, with or without nuts," Amy asked.
"Chocolate, chocolate, CHOCOLATE," Raj screamed.
Sheldon and Amy began to back out, and the two began to run for their lives. Raj was out there chasing them down the street still screaming chocolate
(Atom effect-scene change)
Sheldon and Amy were in another apartment that would seem familiar to Leonard. Sheldon and Amy approach the door.
"Okay the first guy doesn't count, this is our real first step," Sheldon tells Amy, "(knock)(knock)(knock) customer, (knock)(knock)(knock) customer, (knock)(knock)(knock) customer."
The door opens, and it appears to be Sheldon's old nemisis and Leonard's old girlfriend Lesile Winkle wearing a pink hoodie, blue t-shirt, blue pants, and black shoes.
"Hello there Sheldon, you finally drawn to the low point of life," Lesile said.
"No, were selling chocolate," Sheldon said.
"Chocolate eh, well you two look like a bunch of medicore salesman," Lesile said.
"And woman," Amy replied.
"Come on, that's no way to carry your merchandise," Lesile told Sheldon and Amy.
Amy was seen with a bunch of chocolate bars stuffed under her bra while she still carried some in her hands.
"No no no, all wrong. You want to be good salesman and woman don't we," Lesile questioned.
"Oh most certainly," Sheldon and Amy both say in union.
"Then you two can't go without these," Lesile said pulling out an orange pouch.
"Please tell me what that is," Amy responded, "is it a pouch for girls to keep girl things?"
"No, its a candy bar bag, put a candy bar in each of these bags, and they will cradle each candy bar like royality," Lesile explained.
"Fascaniating, if a chocolate bar is going to be devoured by some piggish human being, then these chocolate bars need to be treated like our own," Sheldon explained.
"Yeah, but I don't think you need them. I might just be wasting my time," Lesile replied.
"We need them, we need them," Sheldon and Amy both call out in union.
(Atom effect-scene change)
Lesile was flipping through the cash that she got from Sheldon and Amy as they purchased the candy bar bags.
"Pleasure doing business with you," Sheldon said.
"Thank you," Lesile replied, "Suckers."
Sheldon and Amy began to merrily walk down the hall to another apartment while they sing.
"Fancy living, here we come, la la la la laaaa," Sheldon and Amy both sang, "let's try next door."
Sheldon approached the door and did the exact same knocking procedure from before, and somehow he saw Lesile Winkle yet again.
"May I help you," Lesile asked.
"Lesile, didn't you just sell us these chocolate bar carrying bags," Sheldon questioned.
"I don't recall that, but what I do believe is that you look silly holding those bags. What you need is one of my candy bar bag carring bags," Lesile said holding up two dark red pouches that were bigger than the orange pouch.
"We'll take twenty," Amy exclaimed.
(Atom effect-scene change)
Bernadette was in her apartment in a pink shrug, a white florat pattern dress, brown tights, and black flats. Bernadette was tending to some research when she heard a knock at the door.
"(knock)(knock)(knock) customer, (knock)(knock)(knock) customer, (knock)(knock)(knock) customer," Sheldon said.
"Coming," Bernadette said going to the door.
She opened the door to see Sheldon and Amy holding two of those pouches that they purchased from Lesile.
"Hi Sheldon, hi Amy. Howard's not here, he has to give his mom a footbath," Bernadette told the two.
"Oh, we're not here for Howard, we're here to sell chocolate bars," Sheldon said.
"Oh my, that sounds heavenly," Bernadette replied.
"Alright, one chocolate bar coming up," Sheldon replied.
Sheldon put down the red pouch to open it up, and then he got out an orange pouch. He opened up the orange pouch only to be surprised to see another orange pouch pop up.
"Huh," Sheldon exclaimed while sweating and opening the orange pouch.
"Huh," Sheldon exclaimed again.
The process continued with Bernadette now waiting impatiently. While Sheldon was scurrying through the bags, Amy was playing with the fly of her skirt sending the zipper up and down. This went on for over a minute and Bernadette had enough.
"I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS," Bernadette screamed with the accent of Howard's mother.
Bernadette closed the door, and Sheldon finally pulled out a chocolate bar after going through a whole bunch of candy bar bags.
"I got, one chocolate bar for the nice," Sheldon said when he was interupted by Raj screaming chocolate, "lady."
Sheldon and Amy began running for their lives as Raj continued to chase them down screaming chocolate. Sheldon and Amy were losing a whole bunch of chocolate bars while Raj was chasing them.