*Alright, so this is the second story that im going to start uploading. Just going to see which of the 2 get more popular. ^.^
**This is a rewrite of an older story, but with my own spin, ive modernized it, and rewrote the whole work, just with the same story basis.
***Hope everyone enjoys, and PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE review!
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'Knock knock'
"Who's there?" Asked Link. He was currently sitting on the edge of his bed, polishing his sword. Placing it back in the scabbard, he sat it down and turned toward the door. "Who is it", he asked again? There was still no answer from the mysterious visitor. Imagining that it couldn't be anyone of mal-intention, he slowly walked to the door and cracked it open.
As he opened the door, he had quite a jolt of surprise. The beautiful Princess Zelda was now standing in his doorway. Wearing her long purple and white dress, trimmed in gold. Her long golden hair flowed down her back. She glowed with radiance. She had a nice body, but nothing that Link hadn't seen before. He had a slight idea of what she was doing here.
"Well aren't you going to invite me in?" She asked with an innocent look.
"Oh, uh, make yourself at home." Link said, with a somewhat dazed look on his face.
"Thank you, I will." Zelda retorted, in a slightly lowered voice. She quietly entered the small, but clean room.
"So, where's Navi?" She asked as she slowly glided towards the small bed.
"She's sleeping right now" Link said, as he motioned toward the shelf on which Navi had fallen asleep. She lay there now, completely unaware that anyone had entered the house. Zelda stared at her for a short moment, then turned her attention again on Link.
"So...how's Epona doing?" She asked gracefully sitting down on the edge of the bed.
Giving her a curious look, Link replied, "Malon's taking care of her for me right now, she'll be coming by sometime this week to drop her off." Staring at Zelda again, Link slowly began walking toward her, just slightly out of her reach.
"Is there anyone else around?" She asked, peering around the room.
"Nope, no one but the two of us" Link said, and swayed slightly on his feet, edging a little away from her.
"Oh Link, just imagine!" Zelda shrieked. Then remembering the sleeping Navi right above her, she lowered her voice to a whisper. "You and I... Alone together. I was hoping this is what would happen, wishing the entire way here. Now it's CAN happen!" Zelda shrieked again, leaning quickly forward and snatching Link's hand, pulling him back toward her. He tried to pull out of her reach, but she was to quick for him. He was pulled slightly forward toward the bed, and toward an anxious princess...
"Oh, so that's why you're here." Link said, as he tried to pull away, and straiten himself up. Rolling his eyes a little, he tried again to stay out of her reach. He was right, thats exactly what he thought she had wanted.
"What's so bad about that? I thought that's what you wanted too!" Zelda asked as the smile was wiped off her face.
"Nothing, nothing at all, of course i do... but... " Link said as he tried to grin at her.
"BUT WHAT!" Zelda screamed as she lunged off the bed and began thrashing at Link. "'Already had that', hmph. 'Already done that. Already seen that'" she mimicked as she stammered closer and closer to Link, finally hitting him in the chest with her fists, screaming all the time. "Already had a princess, done with me now I see, you just want to fuck the farm girl".
"Zelda!" Link grabbed her by the shoulders and ceasing her shaking. "Just stop it, you know none of that is true". He looked down into her eyes, she had started to tear. Just as Link was about to comfort her, there was a knock at the door. The next thing he knew, the door swung open.
"Whats all the yelling about?"
Saria walked in the now open door looking down at a jar of pickles that she was carrying. She was a short girl that look to be about ten years old. She was actually much older, but since she had lived her whole life in the sacred forest, her body had never aged past that of a child. She had dark green hair, almost emerald in color, and it was cut short, just barely over her ears. She wore a green tunic, similar to Link's but shorter, and in the feminine style. Link would have liked her more, as she obviously liked him, but she just looked to much of a child for him to consider doing anything with. Still, she had been his only friend growing up, and he talked to her often; she was a good friend.
Saria giggled softly, "Link could you-" Saria started as she looked up to see Link holding onto Zelda. She made a small shriek at the sight of them and dropped the jar onto the floor, causing a loud crash.
Link then looked her up and down in bewilderment as she stood there with her mouth gaping, starting strait at Zelda. What is she doing here, he thought. And why did she bring a jar of pickles?
"Saria, hi...what are you doing here?"
"Dont change the subject Link! What is SHE doing here!" She shrieked, taking a step toward the two of them. It was at then that Link realized that he was still holding Zelda.
Pushing her away slightly and taking a quick glance at Zelda, he could see that she was already pissed. Link desperately tried to come up with an excuse in his head that wouldn't upset Saria, but would also not made Zelda hit him.
"Saria, its not what you think, honestly-" Link started but she quickly broke in.
"Don't try and lie to me! I know EXACTLY whats going on. That whore is trying to fuck you!" Saria cut in, bursting into tears.
Zelda quickly stood herself erect and walked over to the small girl."Saria, I'm sorry. I didn't think my visiting Link would offend you. But I think you have the situation wrong". I also didn't think that you would just barge in like that She thought.
"Offend me?" Saria said as she looked up into Zelda's eyes. "You think this offends me? No, it doesn't OFFEND me. It DISGUESTS me!"
"What? You're the one who barged in on us without even waiting for an answer! Talk about rude!" Zelda yelled back into her face.
"Whatever, it doesn't matter anyways. You can't have Link because I knew him first, he's all MINE! I guess thats just too bad for you!" Saria snapped back.
"Oh, yeah?" Zelda argued, taking a step backward toward Link.
"Yeah!" Saria said as she slapped Zelda hard in the face.
"Why you little brat!" Zelda yelled as she lunged toward Saria, grabbing at her hair and trying to pull her across the room. Saria was fighting back, scratching and clawing with all her might. Link didn't know what to do. He just stood there watching the two girls fight. Suddenly there was a small knock at the door. Link took the opportunity to get away from the two girls and rushed to answer it. He opened it and stepped outside, quickly closing the door behind him. Malon was standing on his doorstep, staring at him, with a quizzical look on her face. She took a step toward him and then hesitated.
"Umm...hi Link" she mumbled quietly, "What's with all the noise?"
"Umm...nevermind that" Link started, "what are you doing here?"
"I just stopped by to drop Epona off, but if this isn't a good time..." she let her voice trail off.
Link just stared at her for a moment. She was beautiful, it was a simple as that. She had a fair complexion, and long red hair that trailed down to her lower back. Right now it was unkempt, you could tell that she had been working all day, but she still looked magnificent. It would be fair also to say that she had a "nice" body. Exactly what every guy would want. She was shorter than Link, but not nearly as small as Saria. Her face appeared soft, and delicate, yet strong at the same time. she was simply stunning. Every time Link saw her, he had a sudden rush go all the way through his body. He truly believed he could just stare at her all day.
"Uhh...Link?" Malon murmered, poking his chest playfully.
Damn, zoned out. She is beautiful... "No, this is a great time" Link lied, "I'm really glad you came by."
She placed one hand on his shoulder, squeezing it a little, still poking him with her other. "Is everything okay Link?"
"Every thing's fin-"
Just then the door burst open and an angry Zelda, pinning Saria under her arm, came ramming through the door.
"What the hell do you think YOUR doing here!" Zelda demanded, pointing a finger directly at Malon's face.
With a look of shock on her face, Malon stammered, "I wasn't doing anything, I just came by to give Epona back, and I wanted to talk to Link"
"Well too bad! I was here first!" Zelda yelled as she threw Saria to the floor. She then turned her anger on Malon, pushing her back from Link.
"What? Does that mean I cant talk to Link? He's my friend too!" Malon replied, picking herself up and taking a step back toward Zelda.
"She wants to fuck Link too!" Saria cried.
"Hey Malon, no matter how hard you try I can rock his world ten times more then you'll ever be able to!" Zelda yelled as Malon backed off from Link.
She blushed slightly at Zelda's words, and took another step back.
"'Hey, Malon, I can rock his world ten times better..'" Saria mumbled, mocking Zelda.
"Why you little bitch!" Zelda screamed as she tackled Saria, pining her again under her arm.
"You two are insane!" yelled Malon, still blushing, "I just came by to talk."
It was at that moment that Malon's shadow twisted on the ground below her. All three girls stopped their arguing and screamed. Link stared at it a moment, then sighed, Just as something hard hit him square in the face.
"Link! Long time no see, how have you been my darling?"
"Midna, what are YOU doing here" Link asked, staring at the little imp, rubbing his head. She hits hard he thought.
"Well, you see Link dear, I was bored. So I thought it might be interesting to follow this 'farmers daughter' around. Then when she came to see you, I couldnt help but listen in to the whole conversation!" Midna practically cackled at herself. Link loved and hated that laugh at the same time.
"But you know Link", she whispered as she appeared behind him, "I dont think you need deal with any of these...little girls". At that moment Midna transformed, and clung to Link, pressing her now barely covered breasts directly into his face.
Link enjoyed himself for only a brief second before remembering that the other girls were still there, and probably about to pounce on them in a blood rage. He quickly ducked out of Midna's grasp and stepped away from her. She is gorgeous though he thought as he moved further away. She floated only inches off the ground, standing almost his height now. She had beautiful soft pale skin, long orange-blonde hair that trailed down to her lower back. Just long enough to emphasize her lush ass, which was completely exposed. And not to mention those that were just pressed to his face. He smiled a little thinking this. She truly had an amazing figure.
"Whatever!" Saria and Zelda yelled at the same time, letting go of each other and jumping on Midna. Dragging her to the ground, they began to franticly pound on her.
Link just stood there and watched the girls fight, not knowing what to do or how he had gotten into this mess. A minute later Marin come walking down the path. Marin was a very pretty girl, a little shorter that Malon, but with much of the same appearance. She had long red hair, and light skin. She was far from being as chesty as Malon was, but still rather a close resemblance. As she walked by and noticed the girls fighting, she froze and stood there. A second later she was running back the way she had come, as if some great evil was chasing her.
From down the road, the way Marin had ran, Link heard a scream, and then, "hey, where are you going? come back here!"
From back inside the house, Navi was just waking up from her apparent deep slumber. 'Yawn' "What a dream!" Navi grogged as she woke up, spreading her little wings and fluttering around a bit. noticing the open door and no one in the house, she flew outside, then she then noticed the three girls fighting and buzzed franticly around them. "Listen!" Navi called, but no one was responding. "Listen!" she yelled again.
Coming from down the path, someone was running toward them all at a great pace. The speeding person was carrying something with them, and it was screaming. They stopped just before they hit Link.
"Ruto's here!" Ruto cried as she entered the room holding Marin by the legs.
Everyone froze and stood there looking at Ruto. She was a Zora, and that describes a lot. She wore no clothing, mainly because she had nothing to hide. She had pale blue skin, and was very tall, almost taller than Link.
"I have a hostage!" Ruto exclaimed, "and I'll pull out her hair if you don't comply with my demand!"
"Okay, so what is your demand?" Malon asked as she looked up from the girls struggling on the ground.
"Oh, uhh... all of you are being too loud, now I want some 'quiet time' with Link, so all of you need to go away" Ruto said, as if she was unsure of what she was saying.
"And what would you want 'quiet time' with Link for" Zelda asked, with a smug look on her face.
"Because I want some alone time with Link." Ruto retorted as she smiled.
For the first time since Zelda had arrived, there was silence. Then...
"She's trying to fuck him too!" Saria Yelled!
"Bitch!" Zelda yelled as she reached up from the ground and grabbed Malon's dress, ripping it slightly exposing her legs. Surprised, Malon fell into the three girls on the ground and Saria grabbed and began pulling her hair.
"Let me get in on some of the action!" Ruto said as she threw Marin toward them and jumped into the fight.
Marin then jumped onto Ruto's back, hitting her and pounding on her with her fists.
Suddenly there was a cracking kind of sound, and then a loud BANG!
At the shock of the loud explosion, everyone froze in their tracks. Directly in front of Link there were now large clouds of red and green dust. Then suddenly, the beautiful goddesses, Din and Farore, stepped through the smoke. Din had a stunning figure. She was tall and slender, majestic in her movement. As she walked she appeared to glide on air, which in fact sometimes she did. She wore a very revealing skin-tight dancer suit, crimson in color. She had dark skin and long red hair, that swayed perfectly as she moved.
Farore was simply hot! She had the nicest ass that Link had ever seen, and she sported it greatly, always flipping her dress, or holding it tightly to her, just to show it off. Her hair was long and bright green, almost glowing. She appeared the body of a beautiful nineteen to twenty year old, but she acted like she was fourteen. Yet her most dominate feature were her eyes. they were bright and clear, almost colorless. They just seemed to enchant you, posses you, and make you want her!
"And why exactly, were we not invited to this party?" Din questioned.
"What party Din? There can't be a party without me!" Farore announced, looking very smug,which actually suited her. "And- why, hello Link" she said, as she and Din started to move toward him, one on each side, completely cutting him off from the rest of the girls. Din to his left clinging to his arm, pressing her tight body firmly against his. Farore to the right, pressing herself so hard against him, his arm had all but Disappeared between her breasts. By this point, most of which were picking themselves up off the ground and beginning to protest.
"Well, my my! Heeelllloo hottie." Din said as she tapped Link on the nose. She hugged his arm and pressing her tight body against him harder still. Farore made a similar gesture, beginning to rub her body along his.
"Hey that's my hottie!" Zelda yelled at them, taking a challenging step forward.
"What? Are you trying to deny us the right of being with Link?" Farore asked, "I could make him happier than you ever dreamed of 'princess'" Farore smirked.
"Yeah i am! And you better think again honey, I can do SOOO much more for him than you could!" Zelda screamed back at her, taking another step forward, "Now if you don't mind I think you should leave before you get hurt. And that goes for all of you" Zelda said; looking around at everyone, with her nose in the air.
"You bitch!" Malon cried as she yanked Zelda's hair, pulling her back down to the rest of them. At this point Midna appeared again behind Link.
"Dont you think its time we go inside and forget these silly little girls Link?" Midna whispered.
"Oh, I dont think so!" Screamed Saria, grabbing her leg and dragging her back down into the group. The whole fight started up again as Link tried to escape the claws of the nine girls.
Suddenly there was a blast of icy cold wind, and a loud CRACK! Naryu appeared, standing in the middle of all of them.
"Alright, everybody calm down!" Nayru yelled as everybody stopped clawing at each other to stare at her now.
Naryu was cute. Thats all you could say about her. She had beautiful dark blue hair, and average body, and a glowing look of innocence. Link had never really thought of 'doing' much with her just because she seemed too clean. She seemed like the perfect example of the innocent little girl that couldn't be caught doing something wrong. She wore a long blue flowing dress, that was somewhat see through, and yet completely covered body.
"What is the cause of this fight?" Naryu asked as she looked at everyone scuffling on the ground. She motioned for them to stand, and they each began pulling themselves up again.
"I'm in love with Link and all of these CRAZY people won't go away. When I tried to make them, they attacked me." Zelda said with a pout, trying to look as innocent as she could make herself. Even if she wasnt in the presence of a Goddess, this would have been an utter failure.
"We did not you bitch! You started it, you lying whore!" Cried Saria.
"Silence!" Nayru yelled. "So Saria, what do you think happened?" Nayru asked as she looked at Saria.
"Well, I was in my home with nothing to do, and then I saw a jar of pickles and I thought that that would be a good excuse to visit Link. So as I was walking over I was thinking that I would ask Link to open the jar for me. Then after he opened it for me, I was going to try hitting on him." Saria said as she glanced at Link, beginning to get teary-eyed. "But then that bitch ruined the whole plan" she screamed, pointing at Zelda
"How about you, Zelda?" Nayru asked.
"I came by thinking that if by some miracle Link was alone that I could try to um...You know spend some time with him. But then Saria just barged in. I mean, come on? Have you ever heard of knocking?" She asked Saria, staring at her intently as she crossed her arms over her chest.
"I did knock" Saria retorted.
"Yeah, but then you just came in! Your supposed to wait for someone to say 'come in', don't you know that?
"Of course I know that, but I heard voices and I wanted to make sure that no one else was fucking Link. And i got here just in time!"
"Okay, everyone...Silence! When I direct you, you may speak, until then, be quiet!"
"Who made you boss Naryu?" Zelda asked
"I did, because I'm apparently the only one here that isnt out of their mind! Now, what about you Malon?" Nayru asked, as she glanced in her direction, completely ignoring Zelda.
"Link had asked me about a week ago to do some training with Epona. So naturally I accepted. Then today I came by to drop her back off, and I figured that Link and I could be alone for a while, and we could talk. I havn't seen him in a while." Malon said, "and when I got here, I was attacked by those crazy bitches!" she said, sticking her tongue out at Zelda and Saria. "Not to mention that one has been stalking me!" she screeched pointing a finger at Midna.
"Midna?"
"I was simply bored. Then I decided what a better way to spend my time that to seduce my dear Link". Midna replied with a smirk.
"Navi, what is your point of view?" Naryu asked, getting mildly annoyed at the inconsistency in the girls stories.
"I was asleep, so I really don't know how it started. All I remember is waking up to shouting girls. I tried to tell them to listen, but nobody would listen. No one EVER listens to me!" Navi said as she hovered above the ground.
"Huh? What was...nevermind. Marin, what about you?" Nayru asked.
"I had nothing to do, so I decided to see what Link was up to tonight. I was had just gotten to here when everyone started yelling, and screaming, and attacking each other. So naturally, I turned and ran, I wasnt going to have any part in that. When I was just a little ways down the road, I ran into Ruto. I said I was sorry, but instead of letting me go, she grabbed me and ran back to Link's house. Then she threatened to KILL me!-"
"I did not threaten to kill you, just hurt you really bad..." Ruto cut her off.
"I don't care anymore, all of you keep quiet! Din, what is your excuse for such absurd behavior?" Naryu questioned.
"Farore and I were just minding our own business in the heavens and then we thought that everyone down here were trying to have a party, they were making so much noise. So we thought, what kind of party can they have without us? So we-
"Doesn't anyone want to know what I think happened?" Ruto cut in.
"NO!" all the girls shouted at once.
"Anyways, like I was saying... What kind of party would it be without us. We decided to go see what kind of action was going on down there. But when we got here and saw that total hottie Link was here. We couldn't keep our hands off him!" Din started to move toward him again.
Malon gave her a VERY dirty look, and she backed away again.
"Then the blonde told us that he was hers and that we had no right to touch him." Din explained. "And you know that just made me want him more!"
"Okay, I think I see it all now. Everyone be quiet for a minute". Naryu said as she sat down silently, and began to think. "There... is only one way to settle this argument I think. Everybody meet at Saria's house in half an hour. If your not there, then you shall be disqualified from the events about to take place." Nayru announced, raising her voice only slightly.
Ruto's eyes shot open as Nayru finished speaking, "what eve-"
"SHUT UP!" the girls screamed in unison cutting her off.
"Really though, what event are you talking about Nayru?" Din asked with a shrug.
"You will all just have to be there to find out I guess" Nayru smiled.
So all the girls agreed to meet at Saria's at the set time.
"Link you needn't be there tomorrow, but we will be meeting you sometime afterwords tomorrow to explain to you what is going on. I believe you will thoroughly enjoy yourself. Just wait here for us", Nayru Smiled.
Link nodded his head as the ten girls left him in peace. Malon was the last to leave. As she was stepping through the door, she looked back at Link and winked at him.
What are they up to know? he thought.
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So thats the first Twisted Romance 2011! again i hope everyone enjoys it. I loved reading the first time as a fan, and I loved adding to it even more.
once more, please review!
-Draike Clymer