Title: Go Home Gen.
Chapter 1: Video Games & Avril Lavigne(sp?)
Summary: Genesis is really starting to annoy people.
Disclaimer: If i owned Final Fantasy 7, Zack (OHHH ZACK! How i love you!), Angeal, Genesis, and Sexiroth would be required to constantly be naked. AND Tseng, Reno and Rufus would have wild monkey sex on the dai-ly.
AN: Not much to say :)
"THEY MADE A LOVELESS VIDEO GAME!" Genesis screamed knocking open Sephiroths front door. "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM THE T.V!" He ran to the tv and slid the disk into the ShinRa Station3. He bounced around and happy danced on the floor while the game loaded.
"Do you think it'd be too much to get LOVELESS footy pajamas?"
"Youre pathetic." sephiroth said before he could stop himself. "Shit. Sorry. I actually meant YOU'RE PATHETIC."
Genesis pouted and dropped his controller.
"I didnt mean it Gen'. These things just come." Sephiroth said patting his friend on the back. "I think it'd be nice if you got LOVELESS pajamas."
Genesis sat there pouting. "I dont want them anymore. They're pathetic. My friend, the fates are cruel. There are no dreams, no honor remains."
Sephiroth rolled his eyes and sighed. "Dont be that way genesis! Get the pajamas!"
Genesis continued to pout and quote lines from the poem.
Sephiroth gave a big sigh and walked away. "My god. He's annoying." He thought as Genesis started to cry.
"WHEN YOURE GONE! THE PEICES OF MY HEART ARE MISSING YOU! WHEN YOURE GONE nananana la ha nana ARE MISSING TOO!" Genesis screeched walking down the hallway wearing his favorite pajamas. They consisted of mid-thigh length grey shorts, a too too tight black glittery tank top that showed off his bellybutton piercing clearly, and a pair of knee high length rainbow stripped fuzzy socks. He walked into Sephiroth's office and continued his singing while looking around at his books.
"Stop."
"Stop what? Im singing!" Genesis said crossing his arms over his chest at sephiroth.
"THAT is not what that was." Sephiroth said pushing up his reading glasses and going back to typing.
"Yes it was. I was singing. Dont you know singing when you hear it?" He glared at the stupid long haired man. "Uncultured swine..." he muttered.
"What was that?" Sephiroth asked glaring over his glasses at the oddly dressed man.
"Nothing!" Genesis answered quickly giving Sephiroth a big smile.
"...You're annoying." Sephiroth said causing his friend to pout and walk away.