AN: This is my first fanfic so I wanted it to be special, it's based on a story me and some mates made during lunch break but, with harry potter characters. Enjoy! -Ixen
disclaimer: I do not own harry potter all rights got to J.k Rowling.
Draco Malfoy the centipede licking goat
Once upon a time in a far away land there was a goat named Draco Malfoy.
Draco Malfoy was a very special goat because he liked licking Vegemite covered centipedes.
One day Draco went into the Forbidden Forest to find some centipedes when he saw a particularly nice looking centipede dozing on a branch.
He picked up the centipede and just as he got out his vegemite jar it started speaking!
"Dude don't eat me!" exclaimed the centipede.
"You're a talking centipede" said Draco
"Indeed." said the centipede before Draco fainted.
-Later-
Draco woke up to find himself in a giant tub of Vegemite to look up at the talking centipede he had seen earlier.
"What the hell man!" exclaimed Draco from the giant tub of vegemite.
"It's revenge for my family you cruel ferret!" the centipede exclaimed back.
"I'm a goat!
"I don't care!
"At least tell me your name before I drown!" yelled Draco.
"My name is Harry, Harry Potter.". Harry replied before he walked away dramatically in slow-motion while the giant tub of Vegemite exploded for some reason.
THE END
AN: And that kiddies is why you don't mess with centipedes. -Ixen