Boutique Comedy
A/N I'm just extremely bored and haven't written anything in ages.
Disclaimer Meyer owns it allllll. Why does she have to be so flipping lucky?
BTW there is not beta for this story. So any mistakes are my fault. Sorry.
I stared. I pleaded, well I pleaded with my eyes. I called out to her in every available aspect. Suddenly somebody bumped by me jarring me out of my own little world of Izz. I had been staring at the beautiful pixie that was bouncing around her little shop as one of the tattooists walked past me to get some forms that apparently she had been asking for for the past five minutes. "Sorry" I mumbled to Rosie as she had back to her booth. "Whatever, space cadet, come back to planet Earth and check your time your 4 o'clock should be in any moment." I glanced up at clock yep 4 o'clock is …here.
Jacob Black, oh god, what an annoyance to humanity! All he does is keep coming up with more piercing ideas that are not even plausible and then just settles on making me touch him as much as possible in the past two months that I had been working here at 'The Breaking of Time 'shop he has gotten 5 piercings from me. And I may have possibly been a bit sharper with my needle than I would have been with someone else. He has gotten his industrial and tragus done on his left ear and the other tragus on the right as well as snake bites and his septum. Finally he got bold and decided on a scrotum piercings. The scrotum piercing is when he tried to make his move on me. Not exactly a good idea to come into a completely uninterested person when they have a needle that close to the private areas.
"Well, since you're down there would you mind becoming better aquainted with my little friend I mean I don't mind having the after date before the date I promise I'll take you out once you get off … work." Well since I was down there I chose at that particular moment to stab I mean pierce his balls. The tears were of pleasure I'm sure. .
"Hey Izzy Bizzy, I need another piercing done if you can squeeze me in." "That's why you made an appointment Jakey Jakey. Here's the forms, you know the drill. Bring them back up when you're done." As he walked to the comfy little mismatch sofas I snuck a glance across the street searching for my pixie. "What the hell? Where'd she go?" I mumbled as she was know where near the windows. "Who?" Rosalie asked as she bring the clipboard back from her station. "No one." "Uh-huh, so who is she?" "I do not know who you are talking about." "You know I will get you to talk to me and tell me. I have my ways, it's called …Mikes Hard Lemonade!" She walked away laughing. Not just laughing, like mwah evil laughing. Jacob walked back up handing me the clip board. I scanned over the paper work to see what I was piercing today. Oh… wow that a little different. Yay for him, shitty for me I have to give him a Prince Albert.
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40 minutes later I'm leaving the piercing booth scarred for life. "Well Jake see you, unfortunately, next time." He slowly gives me a forced smile and limps out of the shop after handing me the money for it. I go back to my station and give it wipe down and take out the trash before heading home. I'm walking out the shop right at the same time that my pixie was locking up the boutique that sat across the street from my shop. It was called Midnight Sun, I had never seen her there before about two weeks ago. About two weeks ago I became obsessed with a certain pixie like woman that worked afternoons at a certain boutique. She was small built but with defining curves, short black hair that was softly spiked making her elfish features look even more beautiful than if she had long hair. I jogged over to the edge of the street right as a line of cars streamed through. I waited impatiently on the cars to get through,finally they got moved and…..
A/N: Yes, a cliffy. I couldn't possibly waited. I am tired as all hell. Yet excited to see how well this does as a femslash story. I am not anticipating this to be a super long story but it should be more than a few chapters. Not making any promises.I can't wait on the response message me or whatever. I really want to know if anyone likes this story. Thanks. *IAEC*