The Greatest WTF moments of DA2
*Hawke kills an entire company of templars*
"That'll show em'!"
"Fine, Meredith expects blood magic; I'll give it to her!"
*Orsino transforms into a giant abomination*
"WTF!" says the quite confused Hawke.
Qunari: You may enter, but not in this number. (Directed to Hawke and his three companions.)
Aveline: I'll take Hawke and a small compliment of my guard. Is that okay? (adding up to six people in total)
Qunari: Yes.
Sandal freezes an ogre.
"NOT ENCHANTMENT!"
"You want me to hook you up with one of you guardsmen?"
"Wait! The relic was the Tome of Koslun?"
Sarcastic Hawke, in general.
"Why do I get the idea that charging an ogre head first is a bad idea?" says the player, after discovering that Cailan, Seneschal Bran, and Hawke's sibling all died from doing so.
Sarcastic Hawke: Leroy Jenkins!
No one, at all, noticing that the main character is a blood mage.
"Wait, you want me to choose between the Templars and the Mages? How the hell am I supposed to side with the Templars! I am a mage, my sister and father were mages, and my cousin who happens to be the Hero of Ferelden is a mage, and my lover is also a mage!"
That's all for now folks, but stay tuned for more chapter of: The Greatest WTF moments of DA2!