SOOO…this popped into my mind randomly….

Don't own criminal minds. Or the song!

Rod aka Spencer

Nicky aka Derek

Aah, an afternoon alone with my favorite book, "Broadway Musicals of the 1940s."
No roommate to bother me. How could it get any better than this?

Oh, hi Spence!

Hi Derek.

Hey Spence, you'll never guess what happened to me on the subway this morning. This guy was smiling at me and talking to me.

That's very interesting.

He was being real friendly, and I think he was coming on to me. I think he might've thought I was gay!

Ahem, so, uh, why are you telling me this? Why should I care? I don't care. What did you have for lunch today?

Oh, you don't have to get all defensive about it, Spence...

I'm NOT getting defensive! What do I care about some gay guy you met, okay? I'm trying to read.

Oh, I didn't mean anything by it, Spence. I just think it's something we should be able to talk about.

I don't want to talk about it, Derek! This conversation is over!

Yeah, but...

OVER!

Well, okay, but just so you know
IF YOU WERE GAY
THAT'D BE OKAY.
I MEAN 'CAUSE, HEY,
I'D LIKE YOU ANYWAY.
BECAUSE YOU SEE,
IF IT WERE ME,
I WOULD FEEL FREE
TO SAY THAT I WAS GAY
(BUT I'M NOT GAY.)

Derek, please! I am trying to read...What?

IF YOU WERE QUEER

Ah, Derek!

I'D STILL BE HERE,

Derek, I'm trying to read this book.

YEAR AFTER YEAR

Derek!

BECAUSE YOU'RE DEAR TO ME,

Argh!

AND I KNOW THAT YOU

What?

WOULD ACCEPT ME TOO,

I would?

IF I TOLD YOU TODAY,
"HEY! GUESS WHAT, I'M GAY!"
(BUT I'M NOT GAY.)
I'M HAPPY
JUST BEING WITH YOU.

High Button Shoes, Pal Joey...

SO WHAT SHOULD IT
MATTER TO ME
WHAT YOU DO IN BED
WITH GUYS?

Derek, that's GROSS!

No it's not!
IF YOU WERE GAY
I'D SHOUT HOORAY!

I am not listening!

AND HERE I'D STAY,

La la la la la!

BUT I WOULDN'T GET
IN YOUR WAY.

Aaaah!

YOU CAN COUNT ON ME
TO ALWAYS BE
BESIDE YOU EVERY DAY,
TO TELL YOU IT'S OKAY,
YOU WERE JUST BORN
THAT WAY,
AND, AS THEY SAY,
IT'S IN YOUR DNA,
YOU'RE GAY!

I am not gay!

If you were gay.

Argh!

"And that was my dream last night," Garcia finished telling Emily and JJ.

"If they heard about this…" JJ said, shaking her head.

"I believe one of them did," Emily said, pointing to Spencer.

"Don't get upset, Spencer, I didn't mean anything by it," Garcia said.

"You know that Rod really is gay. As am I," Spencer said, smirking at Emily's face before sitting down.

"I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT!" Garcia squealed. "Why didn't you tell us earlier?"

"Because I don't find it to be that big of a deal."

"SPENCER REID! It is a big deal! You are now officially invited to Girls' Night Out this Friday," Garcia continued.

"What is Girls' Night Out exactly?"
"It's when we talk about our boy problems, and feelings and go shopping and such," JJ answered.

"I'm NOT going shopping," Spencer grumbled.

"Oh yes we are, we are going to get you stylish clothes and find you a hot date!" Garcia said in a matter of fact way.

"There's nothing wrong with my clothes," Spencer mumbled. Garcia glared at him.

"If I let you take me…shopping…promise not to make me throw out my sweater vests," Spencer said.

"Yes, yes, I'll let you keep your security blankets."

Spencer kitten glowered but agreed.

Friday night was going to be interesting.