Forget Romeo and Juliet, Twilight is Beauty and the Beast all the way. Do no own, do not profit, but I am poking fun. Don't be fooled by how Normal this Disclaimer is.
Once upon a time there was a very normal girl that lived in a very, very cold and very, very damp place. It was northerly place that was always cloudy. Isabella Swan was a very normal girl. In fact, she was so normal that she was Normal. Normal is when normal because so utterly normal that it because unnormal. So rest assured Isabella Swan was very Normal. She had normal brown hair, brown eyes, and light skin. And her blood was so Normal that she attracted a Beast.
In the northerly cold and damp place that Normal Isabella Swan lived, she met two beasts. But these beasts couldn't be normal because Isabella was so Normal. The beasts were mythical beasts and were so amazing and drool-worthy and really, really hot that they were considered Beasts. There were two Beasts that were after Isabella, who was so, so Normal. She was so, so Normal that she attracted the most Hot and Sensitive of the two Beasts. By now, it is easy to see how Isbella's Normalcy had an affect on all things and changed them from normal to Normal.
One Beast was beautiful beyond imagination. His name was Edward Cullen and he was attracted by Bella's oh-so-Normal blood. He was a gorgeous-lion-monster on the outside. Isabella's blood was so Normal that Edward Cullen got High after smelling Isabella's blood for the firs time. It is noteworthy to mention that he was so High after he met her that he had to go and be Beastly for a whole weekend after he met her.
The second Beast that was after Isabella's very Normal love was Jacob Black. Jacob Black was a monster on the inside. He could turn into a magnificent-wolf-red-Beast. Now, Jacob was a few years younger than Isabella and Isabella was put off by how normal he was. She wanted Normal and Edward was the only one that could give it to her. So she broke Jacob's Beastly heart and left him to die.
Soon afterwards, Isabella and Edward had child. And she too was also very, very Normal and very, very Beastly.
Isabella's mother and father were excited to have a grandchild, but what they didn't know was how terrifyingly Normally Beastly she was. And then Jacob Black reentered Isabella's life as the soulmate of her child. A Beastly bond it was. The child had a very Normal name, Renesmee.
And they all lived in a highly Normal and Happy ending.