Okay, I was bored beyond bored and pulled out my laptop and typed random stuff for fun. I think someone has already used this title…I think? If so and someone is offended than I am sorry. Well, I wasn't going to publish this but thought it was WAY too funny. Enjoy! This has no connection to Confessions! Just saying.
Disclaimer: I own nothing that involves POM. Well, except my stories. ;P
Nothing Happened!
A Drabble written by: hipturtle15
It was late afternoon and Marlene had come into the HQ to borrow some fish since Alice had forgotten to feed her. As Skipper looked around for fish to give her, it got the conversation started, Alice being a bad zoo keeper. They cracked jokes and laughed at each other's comments as Skipper rummaged for the sardines. He hoped he would look forever to keep the wonderful conversation going. Marlene was a good listener and a good person to talk to. He finally found some sardines in a can and handed it to Marlene. She blushed and took it.
"Thank you, Skipper," she said. Skipper smiled.
"You're welcome, Marlene." He said. Marlene turned around to walk away and Skipper walked with her to the entrance, but on the floor, was Private's lunacorn doll. (I honestly have NO idea how to spell it) Marlene stepped on it and jumped at the sound of the squeak. She fell forward and Skipper toppled over her. They each scrambled to get up but just couldn't from the awkward moment. They each apologized over and over, trying to find the right way to get up. But they heard a squeal in the background. Skipper and Marlene raised their heads and looked at the entrance of the HQ. There stood Private, with his mouth open and shock planted on his face.
"Oh my gosh!" he yelled, taking a step backward. Marlene found the strength and kicked Skipper off her. He flew and landed on his back with a grunt. He sat right up and looked back at Private.
"Nothing happened!" he yelled.
"Oh my gosh!" Private squealed louder.
"We can explain!" Marlene said, standing up.
"Ahh!" Private waved his flippers in the air and ran out of the HQ. Skipper pointed a flipper at him.
"After him!" he ordered. Marlene nodded and they chased Private.
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Private ran to the platform on their habitat. He was waving his flippers franticly as Kowalski and Rico were giving him weird looks.
"Guys! Skippah and Marlene were-oof!" Private tried to say but was tackled by Skipper as fast as lightning. They were yelling at each other while rolling on the ground.
"Let go!-why were you spying!-I wasn't spying!-I swear! - Let go!-you let go!-"they screamed as they were on the ground.
Marlene finally got to the top, panting. She looked at Kowalski and Rico, who-at this-point-didn't know what to say.
"Uhh, you didn't see anything," Marlene said, waving her paws in front of her face. She did it in a low voice and tried to sound like Skipper.
"Hey! That's my line!" Skipper whined.
"Okay, what is going on?" Kowalski asked. Rico nodded. Skipper and Private finally stood up, panting. They looked at each other and each got wide eyed.
"Private was spying on us!-did not!-admit it!-I'll admit nothing!-"they pointed flippers at each other. Marlene dropped her head and sighed. They were babbling so fast, it was hard to tell what they were saying.
"Private, just tell us what you saw," Kowalski said, irritated.
"Skippah was on top of Marlene." He said. Kowalski dropped his jaw and Rico took a step backwards.
"Whoa now," he grunted. Kowalski shook his head.
"Yeah, I didn't need to know that," he said leaving. Rico followed him.
"Wait! I'll tell them later." Skipper said sighing.
I have a sick sense of humor I know… you don't have to review. I posted that for no reason at all.