(this is my first post pls no negative critisim)

I was playing undertale like normal. When I got to the lesser dog I realized that if I kept petting him his neck would get longer and longer. I kept petting him for an hour because I really like dogs then his head popped through the screen. He barked at me and I said "woah" and then there was a white flash of light.

Suddenly when I openned my eyes all of the characters from undertale were in my room. Sans tells me a funny skeleton joke. "knock knock" he said. "whos there" I said "boo" he said "boo who?" I said "Oh sorry, I didn't mean to make you cry" he said and then we all laughed. Then papyrus was like "wow Damian. You have a race car bed just like me. You're so cool." Then we all became best friends. To selebrate our new friendship Toriel decided to bake us some pies and asgore himself bowed down to me and said I should be his child and I said "yes" because I'm fine with leaving my dad after he didn't buy me that minecraft sword I saw at target. Then Undyme was like "wow Damian how can anyone be mean to you?" and I said "I don't know, but Garret doesn't like me." And she was like "wow what a jerk. (because he is :c ) and then she went to his house and beat him up. When we were walking back to my house a scientist stopped us and said "Oh my goodness is that a fish person?" and I was like "yeah" and then he said "I'll pay you $1000000000000000 dollars if you donate them for scientific research but I didn't because I'm a good friend and undyne beat him up and stole his money so I could become rich and fanous and now everyone at school likes me. The end.