Rating: PGish
Genre: humour
Warnings: Suggestive themes and abominable language.
Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto, Skittles, or Geico.
"Oh yeah, that was smooth. Smooooth like Sasuke's legs," Naruto said with a grin.
"Ouch! What the hell was that for, teme?!"
"Don't say that,"
"What?"
"'Smoooth like Sasuke's legs',"
"Why not?"
"Because it's stupid,"
"But I just thought that you could use a catch phrase! Everyone needs one after all. I figure that's why you're so emo all the time. If you had a catch phrase, you'd perk right up!"
"No, I wouldn't. It would make me want to kill you, and then myself. That is the dumbest catch phrase I've ever heard,"
Naruto attemped to pout cutely.
"Okay, how about; 'Sasuke just helped me save money on my car insurance'?"
"That's almost as bad,"
"What about; 'Sasuke! Taste the rainbow...' Ouch! God damnit, Sasuke! Stop spanking me!"
OWARI
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AN: I was in a very drabbly mood, so sue me. No, actually I'd prefer that you not sue me.