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Edward Cullen was sparkling when Bella came to visit him but she was not happy as usual. She wore black makeup and a black dress made in China. She yelled: "I will kill you Edward!" and then Edward looked at her and said: "Pancakes" and then Bella killed him. With the sword, not with the knife she had in her bra. She was saving that for herself later because knives were good tools for... certain things. Then Bella moved the body of Edward into the woods, hoping that Alice wouldn't find him because she would then know that Bella did this to him.
Her next offer was Dr Cullen himself but first she had to find her lover that could please all her needs. Her shopping needs, that is. She was worried though because there was no guy in the whole world that liked shopping but maybe her lover was an exception. Her lover's name was Emmett Cullen but the problem was he was already married to Alice, or was it Rosalie but that wasn't important because they were both captured by the Oompa Loompas that worked for Willy Wonka also known as Jacob Black, son of the old indian in wheelchair that was always flirting with Dr Cullens wife who was dead now because the old indian in a wheelchair had hired Bella to kill her.
Meanwhile Edward's soul was traveling along the River of Doom that was owned by The Great One. Then The Great One appeared and told Edward that he was going to get resurrected! Edward was happy for about a second but then he realized that the love of his life had killed hm. He would only agree to come back to life if she loved him again but that was impossible. So he thought that maybe revenge would be a good way. He asked The Great One about a good way to revenge and The Great One said "if you help me with my computer I will help you. But your revenge will be bittersweet. Once you have killed Bella with Frostmourne you will no longer have soul. Do you really want this to happen?" he asked. Edward thought about it and answered: "Yes m'lord."
Meanwhile Bella was in her bed and she realized that she had forgot to turn the stove off. She rushed to the kitchen and then she saw...
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