So this is my first all dialogue fic, not sure whether its all that great and extremely certain that its very cliched but here it is anyway :)
Distracting Remus
"Reemus?"
"Yes Sirius?"
"You're reading again"
"Yes I believe I am"
"Well stop it"
"No"
"Aw but Remus, I want to talk to you"
"You already are"
"But I want to talk to you properly"
"Couldn't you go and find James or Peter to talk to?"
"James is too busy mooning over Evans and I don't want to talk to Peter, I want to talk to you"
"I'm flattered, but really Sirius, I'm rather enjoying reading this book, I'm sure you can find something to do and come back later"
"Don't wanna"
"Yes, because sounding like a petulant three year-old is definitely going to make me want to talk to you"
"Ugh, you can be so annoying Remus"
"If I'm so annoying, then why are you still here?"
"Because I'm bored and I like talking to you, even when you are being a bookwormy, know-it-all, insufferable git"
"Flattery will get you nowhere"
"..."
"Reeemus?"
"..."
"Reeeeemus?"
"Yes Sirius? What is it now?"
"You spend far too much time reading and far too little time paying attention to me"
"I do apologise, how very inconsiderate of me, I should really throw this book away right now and spend the rest of the day worshiping the very ground you walk on."
"Really?"
"No. In actual fact I'm going to do something considerably more shocking,"
"...?"
"Continue reading my book"
"Oh, Mooony, don't be such an old fart, we could go down to the kitchens if you like, get the house elves to make you that hot chocolate drink you adore with lots of whipped cream and mini marshmallows?"
"..."
"Ha! Your eye twitched! You are so done for, you're going to start craving the warm chocolatey goodness now, all I have to do is sit back and watch you crack"
"Or I could just nibble on this conveniant little pile of chocolate frogs next to me and leave you sufficiently frustrated"
"Damn you Moony, I was so close to having you then"
"Indeed"
"Hmph"
"..."
"I'll just have to find another way of distracting you then..."
"Sirius..? What...?"
"..."
"..."
"Um... Sirius, I hate to tell you this but I think you just kissed me"
"..."
"..."
"..."
"Sirius, you kissed me again"
"That I did Moony, that I did"
"..."
"..."
"Remus! You kissed me!"
"Well it seemed to be becoming a bit of a theme, and I couldn't very well let you have all the fun now could I?"
"..."
"..."
"Have I managed to distract you from your book yet?"
"What book?"
Reviewers get a hot chocolate with lots of whipped cream and fluffy mini marshmallows xD