TDA: REMIX
Chapter 1
Chris: Welcome viewers of all ages. As you can all see, I am still here, which means only one thing, THAT I WASN'T FIRED!!!!!!!!!! On a serious note, we now have 20 new losers…………. I mean campers, which will compete for 1 MILLION DOLLARS!!!!! Now lets meet the campers of the first team and kick off the new season of Total Drama Action!! The first camper on Team Donkeys is Maggie.
*A tall brown haired girl comes down from the boat*
Maggie: Sup Chris.
Chris: Oh nothing much, just making money by doing a job that a retarded monkey could do. Now Maggie, you can wait over there while I introduce the other campers of your team.
Maggie: K
*Maggie walks away and waits a couple feet away from Chris*
Chris: Our next camper is David.
*A short kid comes down from the boat wearing a hoody over his head so we cant tell what his hair looks like*
Chris: Hey David.
David: Hey Chris, wow, im really excited that im here and im going to be competeing for one million dollars!
Chris: Wow, well go be excited over there cuz the faster I get the teams made, the more money I get.
David: Ummmmmmmmm ok, whatever you say.
*David goes and waits next to Maggie*
Chris: Well our next camper is Rolando.
*An averaged height kid walks down from the boat, he has long black hair and is wearing his sunglasses*
Chris: Hey, hows it goin' Rolando?
Rolando: Well first off, please call me Roe, its more…………sexy. Secondly, im doin pretty good.
Chris: Ok, well that's your team so far so go wait over there.
*Roe sees his teammates and does a moonwalk over to them*
Chris, with a disturbed face after watching Roe's moonwalk: Alrighty then, our next contestant is Jeannina.
*A pretty black haired girl who is average height steps down from the boat*
Chris: Well hello there.
Jeannina: Hi, im Jeannina.
*Jeannina notices the others and walks toward them, once she gets there, Roe and David cant take their eyes off her*
Chris turns to the camera and says: Wow did you see her, im already liking this season. Our next contestant, and for god sakes can we hurry this up, is Tyler.
*A tall short haired boy is the next one to come off the boat*
Tyler: Hey Chris! Its great…….
Chris: Yeah that's just great, now get your butt over there so I can get this over with.
*Tyler sees the group and walks over to them, as he walks, he does a face plant right into the dock*
David and Roe: OMG!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!! That was so funny!!!!
Jeannina: Oh man, does anyone have a video camera, I need to see that in slo-mo.
Tyler: That's not funny!!
Chris: Your right its not, but it is in Slo-mo.
*Jeannina, David, and Roe all gather around to the camera to watch Tyler's fall. They all start laughing again.*
Chris: Man that's good stuff. Well fun's over, back to the rest if the campers.
(Confession Cam)
David: Man Tyler's fall was so funny.
Roe: God, at first it was funny, but in Slo-mo it was even better. I also noticed 2 things watching the Slo-mo video, and that was that people falling in slow motion is priceless. As for the second thing, I looked even sexier in Slo-mo.
(Over)
Chris: Ok, well our next camper is Henry.
*An unusually tall boy walks off the boat, he has black hair and his pants are so small that u can see his socks*
Chris: Hi Henry, listen just go over there with the others, this is taking up too much of my time. Seriously, im missing a marathon of Total Drama Island for this, so lets get a move on.
*Henry then skips over to the other contestants*
David: Nice skipping
Henry: Really? Thanks.
David: Yeah, that's some of the girliest skipping I have ever seen, like seriously, get some help.
Henry: WOW!
Chris: Amanda, come on down!
*A short girl walks out, her hair long and black*
*Amanda doesn't even decide to talk to Chris, she just walks by and goes straight to the group"
Chris: Finally!!!!!! Someone actually listened!!!
Chris: Next is Lindsey.
*Out walks an extremely pretty blond girl, she is average height*
*Lindsey also goes straight to the group*
(Confession Cam)
David: Two hot girls on one team!!!
Roe: This is Heaven!!!!!
Henry: My skipping is not girly!!!!!!!!!
(Over)
Chris: We are down to the last 2 members of the team. Gary, come on out.
*A tall kid comes out with short slicked back hair comes out*
Gary: Yo man, Gary's the name, ask me again and I'll tell ya same.
Chris: Whats with the rhyme Gary?
Gary: Im a man of rhyme, even though it caused me to do time.
Chris: Wait are you saying you were sent to jail for rhyming?
*Gary nods his head and walks over to the team*
Chris looks over to the camera and says: It really should be considered a crime, I mean did u see how annoying that kid was, jeez. Now we are at the final camper, please come out Erica.
*A girl with long brown hair comes out from the boat, she is average height*
*Erica also skips to the team*
David: Nope, Henry's was still more girly.
Chris: And that's Team Donkeys!