Before we go any further, just let me say up front that THIS IS NOT A STORY!
This posting is intended to lend an assist to any writers in the KP fandom that are finding dificulty in naming any original characters that they may have created. If you're looking for literary excellence, you've come the wrong way, baby!
Enclosed you will find a list of character names that (at least in spirit) follow the KP naming theme. Feel free to use as many or as few of them as you may desire. The way I see it, this is sort of my belated Chrismas gift to the fanfiction community, so don't be shy.
After all... What's really in a name?
Ray D. Aider
Clark Barr
Selma Botti
Terry Daktul
Andrea Dorea
Anita Ficks
Denny Grate
Sal Hepatica
Mason Jarr
Morris Kode
Alice Lost
Jerry Mander
Donna Hannah Mealine
Bill Overdew
Frank O. Prussia
Jason Reignbos
Boris Scilley
Jenny Side
Elmer Sklue
Leah Tard
Sal U. Tory
Claire Voyance
Tupper Weir
Trudy Ages
Bob Alou
Anna Baptist
Chris Coe
Holly Cost
Rudy Day
Lynn C. Doyle
Mory Eale
Sally Forth
Doug Grave
Helen Highwater
Gerta Loins
Stu Meet
Chip Monk
Luce Morales
Warren Pease
Vito Powers
Taffy Pull
Amanda B.Rekonwith
Isabelle Ringing
Otto R. Rottic
Ed Settera
Frieda Slaves
Chuck Steaks
Shara Tan
Jill Tedd
Al B. Tross
Bess T. Ality
Paul Bearer
Bertha D. Blues
Brad N. Butter
Muriel Cigars
Molly Coddle
Maria Dentist
Eileen Dover
Elaine Down
Herb Evore
Karen Fieding
Annetta Fish
Carmen Ghia
Otto Graph
Clem E. Hans
Cary Hout
Mary Inate
Rex Carrs
Mason Knight
Emmy Nems
Lilac A. Rugg
Cary Scene
Dinah Soar
Walt Step
Anne Teak
Waldo Wall
Sue Age
Peg Board
Poppy Cox
Graham Crackers
T. V. Dinners
Polly Ester
Hope Ferterbest
Cheri Flip
Amber Griss
Tania Hyde
Barbie Kew
Corey L. Layness
Pat Pending
Carol Singers
Phyllis Stein
Mable Syrup
Jerry Tall
Peg Trousers
Nan Tucket
Bud Vase
Della Ware
Butch Wax
June Bugg
Lafayette S. Cadrille
Katy Didd
Sid Down
Arch N. Emmy
Pat Fanny
Denny Hittme
Gary Indiana
Candy Kain
Ruth Less
Sally Mander
Yetta Nudder
Mel Odios
Rhea Polster
Derry Queen
Rhoda Rhee
Simon Sess
Vic Svaporub
Rhea Tard
Ginny Tonic
X. O. Verrisi
Gale Warnings
Max Welhaus
Bette Wetter
Heather N. Yon
Hans Zoff
Ann Arbor
Ted D. Beher
Etta Burger
Doris Closed
Bard Dahl
Barry Dellive
Robin Droppings
I. O. Ewe
May Flye
Alma Gedon
Hy Marx
Holly Hox
Chris Kraft
Ellis I. Land
Penny Loafer
Dell Monte
Baxter Nature
Agatha L. Outtahear
Bunny Pellits
Cherri Pitts
Forrest Ranger
Ron Rico
Cole Shute
Gracie Spoon
May Zola
Jerry Atrick
Hy Ball
Jill E. Bean
Kitty Carr
Phil Coe
Stella Constelation
Lee Derhossen
Stan Dupp
Hammond Ecks
Fanny Farmer
Golda Fish
Shirley U. Geste
Lou Gubrious
Beverly Hills
Castor Hoyle
Bella Katt
Al Lergey
Ida Lowers
Pete Moss
Rhoda Mule
Missy Perraid
Carolina Rice
Anna Septick
Cass Tigate
Val Voleen
Helen Wheels
Perry Anthrust
Cora Napple
May Balleen
Frank N. Beans
Terry Cloth
Georgia Cracker
Mo Dess
Dinah Floe
Della Gate
Anna Grahm
B. B. Gunn
Anya Honor
Jacquelyn Hyde
Simon Ize
Eddy Kit
Mandy Lifeboatz
Lee Mealone
Marsha Mellow
Johnny Mopp
Maida Pass
Allen Rench
Sharon Sharalike
Perry Stalsis
Ty Tannic
Tinka Toy
Matt Tress
Val Vitta
Lotta Zitts
Izzy Able
Hedda A. Borshun
J. L. Breaker
Cilla Cohen
Tab Collar
Joy Anna DeLyte
Buffy Dinner
Matt A. Dorr
Mike Fright
Emmy Grate
Sherry Herring
Bud Hout
Hugh N. Kry
Jimmy D. Locke
Ali Moe
Laureen Norder
Tad Pole
Kurt Remarque
Dick Shunnary
Fay Slift
Cass Stout
Emile Ticket
Barry Tone
Dawson D. Towell
Bess Twishes
Myron Vundergame
Polly Wannacraker
Saide Ward
Buddy Yupp
Carter Belt
Dale Lee Brad
Sandy Bunz
Kit Anne Caboodle
Ethel L. Cohall
Dan DeLyon
Io Dine
Ann Dow
Bruce Eazley
Tommy Gunn
Linda Hahnd
Al Ive
Al Ivo
Ava Kashun
Kitty Litter
Mona Lott
Bette A. Million
Bert F. Passage
Collie Raddo
Tommi Rott
Trudy U. Skule
Vera Similitude
Anne Sodabed
Hardy Tack
Theo Terr
Fran Tickley
Book Trout
Lee Van der Lurch
Monty Zumma
N. M. E. Agent
Carson Busses
Earl E. Byrd
Patty Cakes
Derri Anne Connecticut
Moe Dess Operandie
Leda Doggslife
Dan Druff
Al Fresco
Ida Hoe
Howie Kisses
Len Lease
Phill Meeup
Ira Pent
Ben D. Rules
Ava Sectomy
Gary Shattier
Bobbi Soks
Shelia Takya
Rose Tattoo
Moe Tell
Les Toil
Lionel Trane
N. V. Ubble
Atlas VanLynes
Chad A. Whyle
Larry Yet
Penny Ante
Ray Beeze
Barbara Blacksheep
Petey Bowt
Warner Brothers
Mel N. Colic
Petey Cue
B. V. Dease
Benny Fitt
Bette R. Haff
Desi Krashun
Gill D. Lilly
Cole Mines
Phill R. Monick
L. O. Quency
Connel Radd
Cleon Sheets
Renata Tampaks
Justin Thyme
Matt Tress
Vic Trolla
Al Truist
Aaron Tyres
U. N. Wattarmey
Abe L. N. Willing
Garrison Belt
Bill Board
Rosa Crusion
Cookie Crumbles
Billie Clubb
Horace Collar
Hal C. N. Days
Brian E. Diepe
Ben Z. Dreene
May K. Fist
Ali Gator
Philipa Hole
Dixie Kupp
Mark Kards
Daryl Likit
Taylor Maid
Willy Maikett
Perry Mecium
Roger Overndoute
Sam Pellcase
Everett Reddy
Rod N. Reel
Frank N. Sence
Will U. Shaddup
Eric Shunn
Buddy System
Bert Toast
Hal O. Tosis
Milton Yermouth
Claire D. Aisle
Barry Berry
Mort R. Board
Lance Boyle
Al O. Bye
Curtis E. Card
Clara Cill
Idy Claire
Meyer Z. Dhoates
Doe C. Dhoates
Lillian C. D'Ivy
Bud Erbuns
Chester Fields
Justin Huff
Levi Jacquette
Zelda Karr
Phil Landerer
Bo Linball
Kenny Maikett
Maud O'Lynn
Cliff Pallette
Stu Pendous
Dan Quale Sleptier
Nick O. Teen
Al Toesaks
Mack Truk
Meg O. Tunn
Neal N. Void
Phil Addio
Honor Back
Claude Balls
Gay Barr
Seymour Butz
I. P. Daily
Ima Dork
Ben Dover
Olga Fokyrcelf
Ben Gay
Ava Gina
Peter Guzzinia
Anita Hahnjob
Warren G. Hardonn
Jack Hoff
Buster Hymen
Lotta Krapp
Anna Lingus
Connie Lingus
Harry P. Ness
Randy Peters
Harry Quim
Joy Ragg
Hugh E. Rection
Red Ruffensor
Hugh Suck
Chastity Suks
Dick Tease
Janet Uppissass
Woody Wannamaker
Dick Wipe
Bette Years
Marcus Absent
Joan Adog
Claire D. Ayre
Rhonda Campfire
Jose Cannusey
Orlando D. Frie
Homer D. Brave
Anne Cestraloam
Flo Dallone
Alfredo D. Darke
Juan Mofo DeRhode
Marko DeStinkshun
Eva Destrukshun
Alf Fannomega
Juan Formababy
Grace B. Formeels
Pat O. Gonia
Donna History
M. N. Intmann
Pilar Knickersoff
Cole LaDrinque
Viva LaFrance
Alma Life
Bessie May Mucho
Lawrence Nightenjail
Theopholos Punnoval
Amanda Hugginkiss
Mike Rotch
Heywood Jablome
Harry Balzonya
Hugh Jass
Ali Tabooger
Frank Lee Speeking
Russ T. Hinge
Mai Long Wang
Tyre Doun
Lowe DaKrapp
R. Sonn
K. Passo
V. Neck
T. Leeves
C. Senor
C. Spot
C. Spotrunn
G. Purscreepers
O. Very
Q. Gardens
A. Train
U. Nessco
D. Rail
I. Runny
B. Keeney
G. Willikers
X. Zema
O. Tennenbaum
N. Sanity
F. Stopp
X. Sit
W. Pleasure
W. Funn
T. Totler
P. Ode
E. VanNods
X. Aust
B. Toff
C. Klamp
U. Bolt
I. Beem
D. Tease
I. Dentity
B. Hive
O. Valentine
I. Rate
E. Lann
Z. Roe
S. Enchal
C. Mann
Y. Knott
X. Pert
C. Andski
B. Wildered
E. Late
K. Ration
B. Delumbum
M. Plode
X. Plode
R. D'Vark
A. Kingvoid
A. Cisco
A. Pancho
B. Ginnersluck
D. Frost
B. Hind
D. Cease
D. Cyst
B. Yondapale
D. Day
N. Vinceable
D. Gustibus
C. Sonnpass
D. Mannrunn
E. Valdeeds
A. Lass
I. Dollatrie
D. Duest
E. Gerlipz
E. Levevthrower
M. Reldail
E. Velli
D. Billatating
N. Fantware
S. Caypartis
E. Ternalov
D. Voutehope
X. Presstrain
L. Bent
E. Titraw
U. Mennature
I. Yoda
I. Hopes
J. Lerr
E. Claire
V. Savvy
B. Aman
t. Doff
B. Bites
L. Effant
A. Capella
F. Fervessant
D. Kupp
Y. Bother
B. Elty
R. Cain
D. Formed
B. Girl
O. Clahoma
J. Hawker
E. Leet
D. Minus
B. Gatt
P. King
A. Hole
O. Leo
G. Mann
E. Nuff
P. Quad
A. Orta
X. Rey
Z. Pitts
T. Schirt
A. Nuss
E. Quator
S. Oteric
E. Rupt
I. Panna
G. String
Q. Tipp
C. Yoosoon
M. Ulate
E. Zeeoff
A. Winner
D. Troit
E. Zeelay
B. Ware
T. Bone
J. Dedd
N. Emma
C. Chanty, O. Fudge
A. Baum
A. Dobie
P. Cann
F. Fort
D. Gennerette
P. Knutt
X. Lencey
A. Moral
C. Gull
P. Koates
L. Lowe
P. Ness
A. Okey
G. Raff
A. Pendex
C. Sick
C. Note
K. Ryst
Q. Pidd
C. Shell
R. Towne
E. Zeeout
D. Wurst
U. Trau
G. Whiss
N. Doverend
C. Bass
S. Cape
O. Fay
N. D' Venera
T. Byrd
N. Chovey
O. Full
O. Kay
D. Licious
T. Kettle
U. Needa
D. Pleat
G. Sass
A. Null
D. Soto
P. Pole
D. Toxin
I. Wash
U. Dri
N. Tropy
J. Walker
I. Dunno
T. Bagg
R. Churry
A. Frame
A. Delweiss
Z. Bra
B. Chermeat
T. Fertue
P. Brain
U. Boat
K. Neincorr
T. Square
E. Sophogus
U. Betcheras
Q. Ball
R. Snick
P. Sanques
U. Yurn
C. Breese
B. Stoveburden
Q. Tass
D. Bate
B. Sanbirds
X. Benedict
P. Zorpantz
So what's in a name? Apparently way too much.
Take care, now!
Nutzkie...