A.N. I don't own it! I swear! Please don't shoot me with those death glares!
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"Like tacos?"
"No, GIR, not like tacos."
"Like Ta-COS?
"No, GIR, not like tacos."
"Like-"
"Silennnnce!" Zim shouted as he spun around knocking a rather clumsy and wobbly green dog to the ground. The current conversation had been repeated several times since they had left their base and it was beginning to make Zim's brain swell with stupidity.
They had spent the better part of the morning walking through a battle field waste-dump that the humans commonly referred to as a public park. This odd place came fully equipped with torture devices for hanging children called 'monkey bars' and vendors that sold something resembling bile. The birds were chirping while they ate garbage, the trees glistened with waxy coverings that they had evolved to in order to protect themselves from the vile sun's death rays, it was a truly wretched place.
Little black paws shot in the air and began to wiggle to and fro. "I like eating soap on a Monday."
"Listen carefully GIR, I need you on your best behavior. The big headed human is following us, though I do not know exactly where he is, I can feel it in my Invader veins!" Zim stretched him arms out with clenched fists.
"Who? Dib? He's other there," GIR, still on the ground, put a paw in the direction of a nearby park bench being scaled by rather large headed boy with fitting glasses.
"Zim!" The boy growled while narrowing his eyes, which only managed to make his head look even bigger. "You! I knew I'd find you here!"
"Ah, misshapen worm baby, I knew you were there the whole time," Zim crossed him arms and turned his chin up.
"Stop this Zim! I know what you're up to! You and this Tooth Fairy…THING!" Dib shook his index finger at the freakish looking boy.
"Lies! I know nothing about this fairy or why it may tooth." Zim chanted back while pointing at the now awkwardly high standing Dib. GIR pointed at both of them.
Dib's eyes went half lit and in exasperation he asked, "You have no idea what I'm talking about, do you?"
"Filthy LIESSSS!"
"Uh, yeah,… so I guess what you don't know will just rip your brains out. Later, Zim!" Dib seemed slightly less crazy which usually correlated to him being somewhat happy. He gingerly climbed down off the park bench and began to walk away.
"Wait!" Zim tackled Dib before he could move more than two steps. There was an awkward silence.
"Um…why did you tackle me?"
"Oh yes! Now I remember! You have still not told Zim about your alien hunting Tooth Fairy plans!" The green extraterrestrial was so close to Dib he was spitting on him.
"No, I thought it was your plan, now I'm going home. Man, you're not a good listener."
"TELL ZIM!"
"Ultimate Wrestling!" GIR shrieked and tackled Zim off of Dib. Dib stood up, took two steps back, turned around, and ran as fast as he could.
Zim wretched the little green dog from his face and snarled, "Look what you've done GIR! Now we know nothing of this Tooth Fairy device. Dib monster said that it may eat our brains. Well, maybe just my brain since you're programming doesn't allow for a brain."
"Aw, I like brains. They taste like chicken! I'd love to eat my brain."
"I know, GIR. I know. Now for business. Computer!" Zim tapped his watch to contact his base.
"Yes, master?" An electronic voice with the slight hint of personality rang through the watch.
"Look up all that is known about this weapon that is 'tooth fairy.'"
"Uh…yes. The, uh, Tooth Fairy is a, um, actually a pixie from…Cleveland! He steals bones out of young babies and…"
"I LIKE babies!!!" GIR squealed.
The computer continued undaunted, "He carries a magical scythe with a throwing star attached to the end for, uh, MAXIMUM PAIN! Oh, and he wears a tutu."
Zim tapped his watch again and puffed his chest out in victory. He seemed unaware of all the stares that the previous few minutes had garnered him. "Well, since we are not actually earth scum, we have nothing to fear. Come, GIR, we still need to collect data from these creatures called acorns."
Just as Zim turned around a large individual came crashing up through the dirt. The hair on this humanoid was pink and frazzled like it had been a nest to some weasel. In fact, a weasel did jump out as soon as the head had surfaced. The ears came to sword like points on sides of its head. One eye was a piercing blue while the other was dangling from the eye socket by a spring which jiggled as the being spun. Its pink overalls were overtaken by a large pink tutu. The thing began to wave a wand with a club-like yellow star attached to the end madly through the air. Zim, who had tumbled down, grabbed GIR and held him up as a sacrifice.
In jumping inflections, much like how you would expect a cow to talk, the individual sputtered, "I am the TOOOOOOOTH Fairy MOOOOORTALS!"