Hello, all of you members of the community. I am Light Yagami.
Of course, you may have already heard of me—after all, I am the star of the hit manga and anime series known as Death Note. I play the role of, well, myself.
You may be asking yourself, "Why is an amazing being like Light Yagami on a fan fiction forum like this?" Well, this afternoon I happened to be hacking into my father's computer when I decided to check up on my fanbase.
I am absolutely shocked.
How can you call yourselves my fans? I saw plenty of your 'fan fiction' featuring those freaks L and Near. Even some guy named Matt. And who the hell is 'Beyond Birthday' anyways?
So you think a sadistic, psychopathic, obsessive murderer is hotter than ME??
Hmm.
Well, I shall forgive you. And as a sign of my forgiveness, I will be offering up answers to your burning questions.
So go on. Ask away. I will never fail to answer.
StrawberriBlood: You heard the man, guys! Anything you want, Light-o here will let you know what's up.
Light: And don't say a thing about imagay. Seriously. It gets old.
StrawberriBlood: lol