Eddie's Visit: The Delivery Boy
(((OK SO AUTHOR's NOTE. Each chapter will be named accordingly. This was originally written by my girlfriend and I. But we'll we broke up so its just me finishing. She wasn't that into it anyway so whatever. Each character was devided she was Columbia And riff Raff I was magenta and Eddie and we shared frank. Well anyway I hope you enjoy it so far. Now that I'm on my own I'd like to go all the way to RoTOQ. Hopefully all your reviews spark my inspiration. Please let me know how you like it. Without further ado darlings)
CHAPTER 1 ZE DIRTY ZING
The domestic heard a knock on the door and groaned she had finally got sleep, peaceful tranquil sleep curled against her brother and protector, she felt his warm arm around her waist and pulled the blankets over her head and let out a growl,
"Vhoever you are go avay." She groaned as she buried her face closer to his back,"I hate zeis place."
She heard the knock again, more audible this time and groaned throwing the blankets off of her she pulled her robe from the bedpost;
"Riff I need to go and take care of a nuisance at ze door." She groaned inwardly.
Riff Raff groaned as he scooted his way out of bed and managed to stagger upward. He looked down at his beautiful goddess of a sister before he walked out the bedroom door and made his way down the many stairs. He made it to the front door and opened it, slowly and ominously.
He peered out into the afternoon light, creaking the door open. He sneered at the boy who stood outside.
"Hello," he said, being sure to draw it out, to try to intimidate the trespasser.
He all ready had a bad feeling about this one; his hair was greased back and he had a cocky look. His leather jacket was in bad taste as well, in his opinion...
Magenta followed her brother, always in lead always, he was older after all, by 4 years but she looked up to him, she sat on a lower stair waiting for her brother to deal with the intruder.
"Heya man, I'm looking for Collie...erm Columbia."
He was taken aback by the creepy igor looking dude standing at the doorway beside Igor stood a vampire-esque female, he couldn't help his double take.
At the Thing At the Doorway's words about their master's, oh how she detested that word; groupie she lingered to her brother's side her hands tracing circles along his thighs wanting to make things as awkward for the Thing, she didn't like him.
"Riff Raff, shall I fetch ze," she took a steadying breath as she cringed,"Ze squeak." She asked eyeing the thing warily.
Eddie's eyebrow shot up at the weird vampire's words and actions, Igor must be her husband.
"Yes, I suppose you should..." Riff Raff looked at the Thing up and down, eyeing his style.
This young man was rather large, with a leather jacket and a mean-kid look, like a Greaser or whatever these earthlings called his type. Riff Raff wouldn't have been surprised if this boy had a switch blade on him, or maybe a hit of acid or a joint.
But after Riff Raff thought about it, a hit off a joint didn't sound too bad right about now; after being woken up rudely, on a nice day after a long night, some acid didn't sound so bad either...
But as he looked at this... This Thing, with the greased back hair, the biker's jacket, and as he looked around a bit more, wondering if there would be anymore nuisances, he saw the motorcycle parked in the trail leading up to the castle itself. This kid really was no good.
And Riff Raff also wondered... How in the hell did he find this castle? It's out in the middle of nowhere, and then there is also the sign out front, painted in black letters "ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK", practically screaming "hey, maybe you shouldn't come here", he had some guts, this kid, coming up willy-nilly and knocking and being as quiet as an elephant in a China shop, asking for "Collie". What of there had been some creepy dude, waiting at the door, ushering him to come in?
Oh... Wait. He was that creepy guy.
Magenta smiled at Riff Raff and stroked his thigh longingly before rushing up the stairs she appeared at the doorway,
"Groupie." Her voice was demanding, void of all emotions except annoyance,
"Zere's a dirty looking Zing at ze door for you." She told the annoying human her master wanted to keep.
"And do hurry, as you have forced me to abandon my darling brother to ze mercy of zis zhing." She told her before disappearing.
Eddie took a small package out of his leather pocket,"Hey!" He said suddenly taking the rolled up thing from his pocket and held it out,"Uhhh...smoke, Igor."
He offered looking nervously as he took his lighter and lit up the intoxicating thing. He held the joint out to him blowing a puff of smoke at the hunched man.
Magenta by now was glaring at the doorway tapping her foot in annoyance,
"Groupie Shift It!" She screamed but her screams were drowned out by loud click clacking.
-Oh god!- the thought ran through her mind.
((((Hope you all enjoyed it. Keep reading dearies. )))