Ears and Demons
by me
"Speaking"
'Chat room'
Thinking
(name of person talking in chat)
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A girl about eighteen was sitting at her computer waiting for her latest in a long series of crushes to log on to the chat room. This is MochidzukiTanka; she is a little odd compared to her friends. She tower over them being over six foot tall, with long white hair that flows to the middle of her back. But her most noticeable feature is her two small wolf ears. But at this moment in time she is talking to friends on the chat room.
'Hey guy what's happin'
'Hi Tanka'
'Temari who the girl with the ears'
'Gaara shut the fuck up and that's my friend Tanka'
'It's okay I'm use to people talking about my ears'
They talked about silly stuff in till he logged on .
'HI KIBA'
'Dammit not her again'
(Gaara)' dude what the hell is your problem'
(Temari) 'Really'
(Kiba) 'She is so fucking annoying she just like just started to talk to me on the chat'
Tanka was now heart broken so she logged off. She went to lie in her bed to think about how to get him to take her out just once. I wonder what would Hinoko do at a time like this she'd probably black mail him. Man how long has in been since I last saw that crazy woman I call my sister. But then when it came to her a brilliant plan to get Kiba to go out with her.
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Tanka got to her destination in no time flat. She broke into Kiba's house with a large steak. She looked around for that one thing that he would die to have back. So when she spotted her target she took out the steak and lured Akamaru to her house. She locked him in the bath room, then logged on the computer.
'Hello every one who's on?'
(Temari) 'It's just me, Gaara and the pink bitch
(Sakura) 'Hey that not nice'
(Tanka) 'Sorry that what's what you are'
(Gaara) 'Sorry bout the ear comment earlier'
(Tanka) 'It's okay you weren't being mean about it'
Kiba logged on and… all hell broke loose.
(Kiba)'HAVE ANY OF YOU SEEN AKAMARU, I WOKE UP AND HE WAS GONE'
(Tanka) 'I know exactly where he is. And if you want him back you have to go out with me. Just once.'
(Kiba) 'Damned women fine I'll do it'
(Temari) 'Acting evil like your sister now are we'
(Tanka) 'Maybe I am maybe I'm not. Kiba will meet me at Ichiraku's Ramen'
(Kiba) 'Fine'
(Tanka) 'Peace out, I got a date to get ready for' so she logged off.
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Just like any girl she ran around like a madwoman. Her clothes weren't that much different from what she normally wore, instead of her normal pants she wore a red skirt.
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In Suna, Gaara was fuming. "Dammit I was going to ask her out"
"Oh, shuddap. I'm trying to watch T.V., or listen to music, well I'm trying not to hear you bitch," said his older brother Kankuro.
"Shut the fuck up"
Temari walked into the room and dropped her bag at the door. Then she looked at her brothers who were bickering again. "If you to are going to fight the whole time I'm gone, I'm gonna get you a babysitter."
At that Kankuro got up, ran across the room and gave Gaara a hug "see the love no more fighting," he said with a big fake smile.
"Kankuro you've got a date you plan on bringing home don't you"
"Maybe I do, maybe I don't" was his only reply, "so before you leave are you making dinner."
Temari smirked "just because you're an ass… no" and with that she left for Konoha.
"See what you did now, you fucking retard. Now I got to go out for dinner" Gaara snapped
"Mwhahahahahha, my evil plan worked" he said like his normal goofy self.
"I hate you," Gaara said leaving to find some where to eat without fan girls.
"Ha, now the house is mine for a while"
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Temari was now walking through the desert she was thinking of away to get him to officially say they were going out. Damned lazy ass sexist won't even take me out in public. He just says it's too troublesome. She looked up to the sky. Damn theirs no clouds then again I am in the middle of the desert. At least Gaara didn't really give me a dead line to get back. She had a simple mission just deliver a message to the Hokage. After that she'd probably hang out with Shikamaru. I wonder what lazy ass is doing.
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Shikamaru was lying in the middle of a meadow asleep again.
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Tanka and Kiba were sitting in Ichiraku's talking about Akamaru.
"Well he is like my best friend"
"Duh, I know that that's why I stole him"
"Um… Tanka I have a question"
"Shoot"
"Do you have a tail?"
"That's for me to know and you to find out"
Kiba's lips curled into a perverted smile. Dude maybe I can get lucky. Then he was ripped out his thoughts by Tanka smacking him in the head.
"Ow… what the hell was that for."
"Dude, its first date"
"Well I was forced. And I'm only a man"
Just as she was going to beat Kiba to a bloody pulp, Sasuke walked by and Sakura popped up "will you go out with me now?"
"No god Dammit" he said visibly pissed
"You know he's lucky she is dumber than my shoes" Tanka stated.
Kiba shot ramen out his nose. So she took out her pen camera and took a few shots then proceeded told him he had a noodle hanging out of his nose. He pulled it out and threw it on the floor. "That's disgusting, I' m done," said Tanka and she left.
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She left him wanting more and with the bill. He was confused this was the first woman to refuse his charm. Now he wanted her to be his. He was going to make it that way.
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Naruto was walking through the park and happened on Shikamaru passed out in a field again he walked over and shouted, "Oi, Shikamaru get your lazy ass up"
"HN" he mumbled still half asleep
"Dude its dark an it's about to rain."
"Guess I should get up"
"Hey I got a question for you"
"What," Shikamaru replied a little annoyed
"Well I kinda, sorta like this girl," he was nervous about this, "and I don't know if I should ask her out."
"If it Sakura I refuse to help"
"No I gave up on that whore a while ago."
"Good, that was annoying. Okay who is it."
"Hinata"
"Its all good, I think she likes you too."
"Really"
Shikamaru thought to himself damn he really was that clueless, well he still needs encouragement. "Yeah man, just go right up to her and do it"
Naruto had even more confidence than usual," all right I'm goin' for it"
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Naruto was walking around town looking for Hinata. Dammit why can't I find her when I need to? He finally spotted her in a nearby store. He took a deep breath and walked into the store. He got lucky that it was on of the stores he was banned from. He walked up to her "um… h-hi Hinata how a-are you?"
She was completely caught off guard "N-Naruto, um… I'm doing fine"
"Well I came to ask y-you something"
"w-what"
"Um…WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME?"
Hinata's face turned so red that she could rival a fire truck in a color contest, aaaaaand then she passed out…again. Naruto looked at her "um…Hinata wake up, people are staring"
After a few seconds she woke up "of course I will go out with you."
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Tanka got home an sat at her computer and logged onto her chat waiting for someone to log on. She was hoping for Temari but, she got Gaara. This she didn't mind he was so nice to her.
(Gaara) 'Yo, how was your date'
(Tanka) 'Bad'
(Gaara) 'What do you mean?'
(Tanka) 'He is a fucking pervert and, disgusting'
(Gaara) 'Sorry bout that. Well did you at least get some blackmail on him'
(Tanka) 'Of course I did. By the way where is your sister?'
(Gaara) 'On her way there'
(Tanka) 'Why'
(Gaara) 'Officially she's delivering a message to the Hokage, actually I felt sorry for her so I sent her to see her boyfriend.'
(Tanka) 'Awww you would a girl happy, that's it you need a girlfriend'
(Gaara) 'I kind have someone in mind
(Tanka) 'Who?'
(Gaara) 'You'
To tell you she was shocked, but then she remembered that this was her best friends little brother. Holy shit what would Hinoko do. Duh, she'd go for it. That's it I'm going for it.
'So are you asking me out?'
(Gaara) 'Yes I believe I am'