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Chapter 1: Scheduled Interruption

Well, the sequel to Email coming at you. This idea popped into my head some time ago, but I hadn't formatted how I wanted to take it. It came from the bonus chapter for email, the 'kiss your sex life goodbye' thing. So many ideas for this type of thing comes to mind that I couldn't put it off any longer. On a side note, the first paragraph makes me laugh to no end. It's so cheesy it's funny. Well, hope you guys like it. Next Chapter: How to seduce your wife. Enjoy.

The lights were dimly lit. A soft melody was coming from the stereo in the corner. The soft ruffle of sheets could be heard above the music. Suddenly the sheets were thrown off the bed as Sasuke repositioned himself over his wife.

Her stunning pink hair glistened with sweat as did the rest of her body. He gently stroked it as his other hand held him above her.

It was hard to keep his hands off her, hard to keep their lips parted for longer than a breath. He looked into his wife's emerald eyes and smirked. They were filled with as much lust as he had in his.

"How long do you plan to torture me?"

His response was a devilish stare as his eyes wandered over her almost naked body.

"This will get no where, with your pants still on…"

He couldn't help but laugh at her. Sweat covered their bodies and he was still in his pants and her in her panties.

"You're right… Let me take care of that for you."

His hands slid down to her waist and gently caressed at the line of her last remaining article of clothing.

"Something wrong…"

"No… Just, anticipation."

"Remind you of Christmas… Do I?"

"Christmas and my birthday, all rolled into one delicate package."

"Delicate… Am I?"

"Yes… I have to slowly… pull… or else you might come undone."

His hands were slowly guiding her panties down her thighs towards removal.

"I think I'll come undone regardless of what you d…"

He continued to remove the tiny cloth as he placed his head on her waist and kissed it. He continued to kiss her until he had successfully left her nude. Her hands went to his hair as he spread her legs apart.

"Why do you have to tease me?"
"Because I love the look on your face when I do."

"I hate you…"
"No, you hate that I'm not in you."
"Same thing…"

He smirked as he lifted his head away and looked at her.

"You're still wearing your pants."

"All in good time."

He moved his face up to kiss her. Her hands were still on his hair and as he moved closer, moved to his back as she wrapped her arms around his neck.

A moan escaped her lips as he placed his hand on her waist and slowly moved it down.

His methods of seduction had improved since their marriage over a year and a half ago. He could coax every emotion out of her and have her still wanting more. He would tease and torture her with every little touch until her need outgrew his; and she would flip them over and force him to make love to her.

He loved the look in her eyes when that powerful lust of hers took over. The same look that currently was starting to surface.

It only took a few more moments before he felt them flip over. He looked surprised like he always did; it seemed to turn her on more.

Her hands started to wander around his belly before they came to the hem of his pants.

"Have I ever told you how much I hated these pants?"
He didn't answer, he didn't need too. He smirked when she moved off of him to walk around the side of the bed. He quickly propped himself up as he felt his pants forcible pulled away from him.

"Boxers!"

"Hm…"
"Why are you so cruel?"

"Hm…"

Apparently she didn't like his answer, as she was on top of him once more.

"I don't think you should wear boxers anymore."

"Oh… And whys that?"

"Because I plan to burn every single one of yours after tonight. They get in the way."

"I find them quite…"

He couldn't finish as her lips locked with his.

"Annoying…"

"I knew you'd see it my way."
She moved her hands back to his waist.

Wah.

'No…'

WAH!

'Not now…'

But it was too late; Sakura had already stopped trying to remove his boxers.

She sighed and began to roll off of him.

"I'll get…"
"No! I will… You're completely naked… And I don't want you to move from that spot."
Sasuke quickly sprang from the bed and turned to look back at his wife.

"Just stay there… looking like that… thinking the way you were thinking… Just don't move!"

She smirked at him while she pulled the covers over her.

"Hurry back."
'I'll try.' He thought before leaving his bedroom.

He walked down the hall and stopped in front of the last door on the right. As quiet as he could, he began to turn the knob and step into the room.

In the crib to his right, Kin was quietly crying. He walked up to the infant's bed and bent down to pick him up.

"Did you have another nightmare?"

Of course the boy wasn't going to answer him at only six months old, but he could tell by the look he got, that his guess wasn't that far off.

"Shh… It's alright. Daddy's here."

He slowly began to sway back and forth as the infant curled up against his chest. He glanced at the baby monitor a few feet away, knowing Sakura could hear every word he was saying.

He didn't care though, he had stopped caring what people thought when he talked and acted this way around his sons.

He looked down to see Kin had already fallen back asleep. He gently put the boy back in his crib and waited to see if he would stay like that. After a couple minutes, when the boy didn't stir again, Sasuke left the room.

He walked back to his own bedroom, hoping upon hope that this little bump hadn't ruined the mood of their night.

He opened the door to see Sakura in the same position as when he left.

"When did you become such a softy?"

"Around the same time you became a pervert."

The second he was close enough to the bed to be pulled, he was. Her hands were on his chest again and the same look as before bore down on him.

"So… Am I going to have to buy some tidy whities now? Seeing as you plan to burn all my boxers."

"No… You'll just have to settle with wearing nothing."

"I will if you will."

"If only my parents knew how much you've corrupted me…"

"They'd be saying it's about dam time."

He felt her hands on the hem of her boxers and saw the smirk on her face.

Wah.

'No!'

WAH!

'Why me!'

Sakura looked at him again, this time slightly defeated.

"I'll go."
"No no! You're are still naked and I'm still the one with some clothes on… I'll go."

Sasuke heard her giggle as he left the room.

'She must really be enjoying this.'

Sasuke was rarely the one to go down to the twin's room to check on them when they woke during the night. Even if Sakura was only wearing her normal panties, Sasuke would make her go.

He crept back to his sons' room and opened the door as quietly as he could for the second time. The sound was coming from the left side of the room this time.

'Of course.'

He walked over to Shinji's crib and looked down at his second son. The boy had rolled over and was looking at Sasuke will feared filled eyes. He didn't have to ask, he knew the boy had had a nightmare.

He picked him up and slowly started to rock him.

"Shh… It's alright Shinji… Daddy won't let anything happen to you."

He looked at the clock. 2:12 a.m. He sunk his head slightly; still hoping Sakura hadn't given up.

It took longer with Shinji than it had with Kin to get him back to sleep. After twenty-two minutes, the boy finally kept his eyes closed as Sasuke lowered him back into his crib.

He went back to his bedroom, feeling more exhausted than when he had left. He made no attempt to have Sakura assault him and she made no effort to climb on top of him when he collapsed on the bed.

"Thanks."
"Hm?"

"I really love what you did."
"But I didn't do anything… We didn't do anything… I wanted to do something." He whispered the last part into the pillow.

"For checking on the boys. You usually make me do it."
"You were naked."

"I've been one piece away from naked before and still went."
"That's because you are a great Mother."

He rolled over when he felt her hands at his side. She nuzzled into his chest and closed her eyes.

"And you're a great… Daddy."

"You heard that huh…" He said with a smirk on his face.

"Of course."

"I love you."
"I love you too" He heard her say before small snores left her lips.

'Another night… another failed attempt.'

He closed his eyes and quietly cursed under his breath.

'Am I ever going to get laid!'

He smirked again with the thought that maybe his sons were deliberately inferring with their parent's sex life.

'No… Their only six months old… They don't even know what a sex life is…'

He quickly pushed the idea out of his mind.

'But… if they ever want another sibling… They'd been stop!'

He laughed as a mental image of his sons over a scheduling board with the title, 'Keep Daddy off Mommy' popped into his head.

He looked down at his sleeping wife and kissed her forehead.

"I'll think of a way… I always do."

"Oh Sasuke…"

"At least one of me is getting some action."

With that he closed his eyes and went to sleep; dreams filled with a certain naked pink haired woman moaning beneath him.