Rated T so you know ^_^

Chapter One:

Pairings.... I'll let you find out. I will say that there are both homosexual and heterosexual pairings. And not all of the Gundam Pilots are going to be in a Homosexual relationship. Don't worry Relena is not in the story in any major way. (shudder... she is not paired with any of the gundam pilots.. she can go hug that teddy bear from Heero in a corner.)

Warning: This is the first time I tried to write homosexual pairings. Tell me how I do when we get to it.

Set after both the magical and Gundam(Endless Waltz) wars. This isn't the top of my stories to work on. It is simply for when I can't write my far more serious stories. This is supposed to be rather silly but there is a number of plot lines... well you'll see. Last there will be Dumbledore, Ron, and Ginny bashing.. most likely we'll see. Also the wizarding war happens differently. People die that didn't die. People live that didn't live etc. etc. Last warning... it has been years since I have actually watched this anime. I am starting to read the manga but there may be some inconsistencies. Do tell me if that occurs and you want it fixed. Otherwise know that this is considered AU, for obvious reasons. Enjoy. ^_^

"I'm telling you its this way!" Came a cry of frustration, startling awake the procrastinating preventer guard.

"The narffles are swarming that hallway." Answered a far too casual voice. What were narffles anyways?

"I must digress that we can't go down a hallway with narffles." Remarked an almost aristocratic voice.

"Do you even know what digress means?" Bit the original frustrated voice.

"Of course I do...Oh look I rather think the blood drawing labs are down this hall."

A loud sigh was followed with the response of, "And what makes you think that?"

"I like this hallway."

"Yes theres no narffles floating down it."

"Merlin why did I invite them to come along again?"

"Because you love me." answered the narffle obsessed voice.

....

"What's your excuse?"

"I was bored." Came the happily crazed response from the aristocratic voice as the three voices faded down the hallway leading away from the blood drawing labs.

The Preventer shivered before returning to his duty properly. He pitied the fools in the blood labs today.

AUAU

The dingy walls stank of mold as the five preventers silently moved down the dank hallway towards the area of the reported escape route of their unknown. Five pairs of hands gripped various beretta pistols all locked with silencers. Tonight was a night for discretion after all. The faint ding, ding, ding sound of dripping water and quiet scratchings of rodents was all that was heard as they reached the slightly ajar door. A pause and the one across from the opening of the door pushed said door open with the end of his silencer. The five stiffened as the door moved but luckily no squeal of ill-oiled hinges revealed their presence to the unknown target.

They were pursuing an unknown dangerous criminal who they only knew had raped and murdered a pair of twins that very morning. They would have investigated said unknown except the unknown had already claimed another victim, another little girl. There was no time for investigations. They had been sent to Paris on forced leave and since they were there they had gotten their much desired active duty back, to the annoyance of Lady Une. The five had only been on vacation for three days after all.

The preventer who had pushed the door open silently signaled to the one across from him. That one moved sharply into the doorway in a crouch, a long braid of hair snapping out like a demented cats tail. The braided preventer made quickly for the right as the preventer that had signaled him to move shot silently to the left. The next two Preventers swept through at the silent signal from both investigating comrades. These two made cursory sweeps of the cleared room before heading to the only exit. The last preventer followed, making half circles with his back facing his comrades, protecting their escape rotate and backs.

The five soldiers proceeded through four more rooms in similar fashion before they came to a entry that had more than the faint light of the moon gleaming through its crack. The golden, flickering glow of a candle shined off the messy haired, lead preventer. Muscles tightened under formfitting uniforms and almost as one, the five swept in to take out the unknown.

The smallest of the preventers automatically dived out of the way of a red flashing beam, uncannily similar to one of the laser cannons of some of their gundams. The others quickly found cover. The unknown sneered at them as he stood behind an alter, long blond locks splattered with the dead girls blood. They had been too late.

Three other unknowns, from which the beams had come from, glared at them imposingly with polished sticks pointed at them of all things. "Take care of the muggles. This is almost complete." Ordered the original unknown.

"01?" Asked the braided preventer through his radio head set.

"02 and 04 take out the right. 03 and 05 take out the left. I'll go for the middle immediately after."

Various versions of yes resounded through the radio and a moment later the five preventers came out, bullets flying.

AUAU

In England a group of odd teens sat in a cafe happily sipping their afternoon caffeine filled drinks. "These are rather nifty." Remarked the blond, silver eyed dreamer of the group.

"Their mobiles." Sighed a bushy haired teen. "What is so 'nifty' about them?" Her hands rose to give the quotation mark sign as she said nifty.

Her own cell rang immediately after. With a practiced flick her flip phone clicked open, "Hello, Hermione Granger Speaking."

"For one you can call people right next to you and they'll reply." Explained the only male of the group as he spoke into his own, more expensive phone, to Hermione's.

Hermione's eye twitched. "Harry don't call me unless we can't talk to each other face to face."

The aristocratic young man pouted as he pushed his silver framed, oval glasses up his nose with his middle and index fingers. "Then why, pray tell, was the point of us getting our own phones? We can easily use yours."

"I rather like the shivels that have started nests in yours." added the blond as she sipped her espresso.

"I am not going to continue being your two's secretary!" Cried Hermione as she ignored her fellow female's remark.

"But your so good at it." Sighed Harry. "Do you not agree Luna?"

"No."

Green eyes blinked in surprise at the disagreement before the young man shrugged away the thought. "Anyways I prefer not being disturbed on such minor oddities as window swipes."

"That was Mr. Weasley, heaven forbid him having a phone, but that wasn't even from your office so you can't complain."

Harry blinked at her lazily before looked up at the sky. "Then why was it part of my memos? He had to of been calling for you."

Hermione brushed a stray strand of hair out of her face. "I had no desire to explain the workings of window swipes to the man. And as I had just explained how a rubber ducky had no practical use, I figured you could do this one."

"Ah. Well its really too bad that I have to return this silly, pointless phone."

"I could trade with you Hermione. I do so love those shivels you have there." interrupted Luna as she pulled out a small gold fish from her jacket pocket and dropped the golden fish into her drink, making it turn a golden brown tone as the fish dissolved.

"Luna! Desist with the M A G I C! We are in a muggle area!" Hissed Hermione in horror as her eyes scanned for anyone that might of seen Luna.

"I am quiet capable of spelling." smiled Luna as she pulled her wand out and used it to stir her cup up properly.

"Muggles can spell quiet well also. I would have thought you of all people would know that Mione." Added Harry as he sipped his tea.

Hermione blushed before flashed Harry a glare. "Of course I know that! And why do you need to return your phone? Weren't you just agreeing with Luna that they were rather nifty?"

"Well yes. I had thought it nifty and perhaps rather handy to have but then you told me I couldn't use it unless I couldn't come talk to you face to face."

"That restriction does make them rather pointless." Luna agreed. "I mean who would get one of these things so that their work could contact them when they're not working?"

"It does appear to be the only reason you had convinced us to get them." Frowned Harry. "I don't want work bothering me at all times of the day!"

"I will not answer one more phone call from your businesses wanting to talk to either of you about some product placement problem or such! And you can still call friends and family! You won't be able to talk to me face to face every bleeding day!"

"But Mione." Whined Harry, dragging out his nickname for her. "We can just pop in anytime for a cup of tea. That makes it impossible for us to not be able to talk to you face to face whenever we need to."

"Then theres the floo." mussed Luna as she sniffed her drink curiously.

Hermione blushed. "Well.. well...." What was she spouse to say to that? They were two very powerful magic users. They had enough power to apparate between the larger countries in Europe, which was quiet a feat. "Just call me when it's appropriate timing to use the floo and when we aren't sitting by each other or.. or in the same area."

"Would area be as wide as England or as small as Diagon Alley?" asked Harry as he pulled out a note pad and began some random note taking. He carefully wrote out the title, underling it with a careful swipe of his ballpoint pen.

Mione's Laws of Mobile

Use for friends and family

do not call outside the polite hours of floo call, between 8 am and 9 pm

Do not call person when they are in the same room, area

Hermione felt her eye twitch again. "Diagon Alley." She gritted out as she watched Harry write down, ex: Diagon Alley, Cafe Table, for examples of the two restrictions. Sometimes she really, really wished the war hadn't turned out as it had.

Harry smiled widely up at her as he finished with the last rule.

4. Take good care of phone so that Shivels will choose it as a nesting ground

Oh how she wished.

AUAU

The stench of something rotting woke up the five preventers as they lay across the dingy floor of the room they had found the unknown they had been searching for. The faint sound of static from one of their radio's broke the silence as the five boys got into various sitting positions.

"Anyone see what ran over us?" groaned the braided preventer as he rubbed his aching head, his voice shaky.

"No." Was the helpful reply from his unibanged comrade.

"Why's your voices off so much?" The blond blinked in surprise. "Wait mine's off too."

One of the silent preventers snapped on a flash light, revealing the rather small forms of the five.

"Holy Shit!" Gapped the braided haired one. "YOU'VE ALL SHRANK!"

"Duo shut up." Came the sharp order from the Chinese boy.

"Hn."

The five sat silently staring at each other for no longer were they greeted with the faces of their twenty year old comrades and friends but with children. "This isn't good." Remarked the only blond of the group.

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