Darkness overtook London on that fateful night.
January 13th, 2057, saw the death of the one and only, Dan Howell.
Publicized on the radio, Internet, and news, his death shook the world leaving millions in mourning as they said Goodbye to a part of the Internet. The day after the horrific tragedy saw uploads from numerous YouTubers, saying one last Goodbye to a fellow YouTuber, a friend.
The next week saw a funeral, a gathering of friends and family alike to remember a life of love, success, and awkward moments. Tears ran down nearly all the faces in attendance as an individual rose to the lectern to speak. "Today we come together to remember the life of Dan. He was a giver, giving happiness through his videos, hope through his words, and love through his relationships. We now say goodbye to him, as we give back to him some our own love and hope. Now let us remember this life and some of the blessings that were given from it". Turning to the screen, a play button emerged. Hello Internet. Shuddering chuckles broken by sobs could be heard as Dan's hatred for this video was recollected. With a deep breath, it played.
"Hi, so my name is... Dan-
"UGHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
The hall froze as the coffin burst open to have a upright Dan groaning at the video. Jumping onto the stage the figure snatched the remote and stopped the video to shout
"FUCKKKKKKKKKK. THOSE JUMPCUTS-THEY WERE SO LONG. JESUS CHRIST, WHAT THE FUCK WAS I DOING?!"
Pausing at the horror bedecking the faces of those in the room, Dan looked down to see the coffin- "Oh...hi".
AN:Hi, so not quite sure what that was. Kind of inspired by a funny text post I saw, hope life is going fantastically for you :) Reviews are 110% welcome