A/N: This story is made for SiriusMaruaderFan and for the Genie Game Challenge. I'm a deaf Genie.
Sirius walked through the front door to his house and tries to walk silently down the hall. Sadly, the plastic Walmart bag rustles and he freezes.
Please, do not have heard that! Sirius screamed in his head.
"And what do you think you're doing?" his wife, Ariana asked as she peeked her head into the room.
Crap.
"I was, err, just, um, getting groceries?" Sirius said with a small smirk. The short brunette didn't fall for it.
"Then can I see what's in your bag?" Ariana asked. Sirius sighed before handing over the bag. "You got more trays?"
"I couldn't resist!" Sirius protested. "This one's even shaped like a dog!"
"I don't care!" Ariana shrieked. "You've gotten sixteen trays to hold different things around the house, twenty five to eat off of, and fifty eight random ones that are currently sitting in the basement!"
"You said you didn't mind…" Sirius whined.
"Not until you started sneaking out to go buy some while my back's turned." Ariana sighed.
"Here." Sirius said, digging in the plastic bag. "I got you one." He handed his wife a tray with a picture of them from their wedding day on it.
"Well, maybe these trays aren't the worst thing. You could be bringing home stray dogs or something."
Sirius smirked. She didn't know all of his secrets.