Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong were watching Fantastic Four (2015)
"This is terrible, there is clearly no love put into it, even if the actors are good in everything else, they give terrible performances here, none of the characters are faithful to their comic book versions and it's just boring and filled with plot holes. Fox clearly did not learn a single thing from the last two movies and are only keeping the rights out of spite." Donkey exclaimed.
"Josh Trank did such a good job on Chronicle, I had no idea he was such a jerk and made something as bad as this." Diddy said.
Cranky Kong came into the room:
"Trank is indeed a jerk but this film is not his doing, you two come with me and peer into the Crystal Coconut."
A purple gorilla appeared in the Crystal Coconut
"This is Bonzi Buddy, he plans to remove the world of happiness, long ago he was banished but someone unknowingly brought him back." Cranky explained
"Well, then we got to stop him! Come on little buddy, let's go give him a banana slam-"
"WAIT! He is too powerful, you'll never beat him alone, as much as I don't want to do this, take the Crystal Coconut, it's your only hope and take Dixie with you, when you are dealing with BB, you need a team of three." Cranky said
"Heh heh heh, thanks for looking out for us, old timer, if you wanted us dead, you would have told us to take Bluster!" Diddy shouted.
"Ay, but you will need Bluster, if you can find the secret of the powers of Leo Luster, you might be able to overpower Bonzi Buddy."
And thus our adventure begins; will DK, Diddy and Dix over come Bonzi Buddy? And what will become of Candy and Funky? … Well, they're not appearing in this fic, so yeah.
TO BE CONTINUED
*Roundabout plays*