I got challenged by eclipsedragon to write a fanfic involving five different objects/people/things. She specified no particular category, genre or rating.

This is a Doctor Who, Shaun of the Dead crossover. (Odd combo I know, but I felt like writing an odd one.)

The five things are:

Lyon from Fire Emblem (In character) I have no idea who Lyon is or what he is like so, sorry if I get him completely wrong.

Death (personified)

Big green dog-like things with teeth.

The Pirate (a budgerigar called pirate)

A flying purple yak called Yakult. (Inside joke…)

This might be one-shot, could be a two-shot, or even, if you are VERY lucky, a multi-chapter story.

Hope you like it! (It could turn out to be a complete disaster)

Disclaimer: I don't own anything apart from the aching joints with which I type this.

P.S. Please tell me if you think it will be good! Ideas as to which direction the plot should go are welcome!