AN: Okay, I posted this one on-time on DeviantArt, just not here! Whoops! So here's me, kicking off Crack and Fanon Week over at #TDI-Fanon-Club over on dA with IZZY/TRENT~

Trent took the seat across from his redheaded girlfriend, eyeing the (most likely) insane girl as she continued to chew at his mother's plastic fruit. She had the orange in her mouth, and the musician could see the saliva all over it, as well as the bite marks and actual missing pieces. For once, Trent didn't stop her.

"Izzy just got an idea!" She stopped chewing the plastic abruptly.

Oh crap.

"What is it, Izzy?" Trent asked nervously, feeling a headache coming on.

Izzy grinned. "Izzy and Trent should visit India."

"India?" Trent repeated, glad that he wasn't drinking his soda.

The redhead nodded vigorously. "Somewhere people don't know about! Ooooh, how about Drumheller? Izzy could dig stuff up!" She had that crazy twinkle in her eyes now, and Trent knew that he would soon be stuck with some far-off vacation. Summer was nearing, and his and his girlfriend's first year of collage was coming to an end.

Trent let himself smile at the idea of a vacation as soon as summer hit. Him and Izzy, in some far-off place, with sightseeing and goofing off. But as his luck went, she'd want the rest of Team E-Scope with her, and that also likely meant whoever they were dating at the moment. The idea of a vacation with Izzy suddenly seemed less fun.

"No Team E-Scope, then we're okay." Trent informed her, taking a sip from his soda can.

Izzy's face fell. "But Team E-Scope comes with dating E-Scope herself."

"So? It doesn't mean dating Eva or Noah comes with Team E-Scope."

"Justin sure thought so," Izzy made a face. "I cannot believe that… argh! After I told-"

Trent chuckled. "I know, I know. After you said he was a liar."
"And dating him the same time as me!" She crossed her arms over her chest. The plastic fruit was nowhere to be seen, Trent pondered for a moment. Then he realized he probably didn't want to know what happened to it.

"At least he's gone." Trent added. "Even though that was a very messy break-up."

"He was double-dumped. BUT NO ONE CAN RUIN TEAM E-SCOPE!"

Trent jumped out of his skin when his girlfriend was suddenly on the table, standing and pointing at the ceiling fan. Or sky. Trent could never know, with her. He was just hoping that she wouldn't grab onto that ceiling fan and swing around on it.

"So… Hawaii?"

Izzy made another face. "Too much time there. E-Scope cannot believe that Trent would want to spend more. Ghana! We'll go to Africa!"

"How about Paris?"

"City of Love, City of Shmove. Izzy's Ex spent the whole time flirting when he should still have been all upset that Brainzilla dumped him back." Izzy fell onto the table, sitting pretzel-style with her elbows on her knees.

Trent blinked up at her for a moment, remembering that episode before what the redhead said hit him. "Argh, gross, Izzy! Mental images, mental images!"

"Izzy's sorry, she forgot her beau gets really bad mental images easily. You need to learn to block things like that from your head. But Izzy still likes her yaoi, even if it is creepy and weird—"

"Please shut up,"

"Izzy ships weird things, doesn't she?"

He cracked a smile. "How about we go to the Florida Keys with Noah and Eva and whoever they're dating." He figured at least, there, they could get three separate hotel rooms and spend as much time as he could avoiding the three when they were together.

"India." Izzy argued.
"London."
"Mexico."
"Spain."
"Quebec."
"Australia."
"Chile."
"Florida it is."

Izzy rolled her eyes with a giggle. "Fine, we can go to London. But we're bringing Team E-Scope with."

"Aw, the creepy sisters-in-law have to come with?"

She leapt from the table and snatched the phone from the countertop, quickly dialing.

"Hey Trent's Sister-in-Law!"

Trent barely heard the 'Izzy!' from the other end, a voice that was certainly male. He laughed to himself.

"We're going to London. Call Eva."

Figuring that surprising his crazy girlfriend was not a good idea, and that he must be equally crazy as well to still want to go through with his random thought, Trent shrugged and hugged her from behind. "Love you, psycho."

On the other end, Noah hung up.