Why Percy Jackson and the Olympians is Better Than Twilight
If Percy Jackson has Mythical monsters right, than why does Twilight have Sparklepires? FOLLOW THE MYTHOLOGY!
In Percy Jackson you can like people for their personalities. In Twilight, everyone just likes the characters for their looks. I mean come on girls! Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner are not that good looking!
Percy Jackson is consistent. In Twilight, Meyer ends up making Bella go downstairs to eat pancakes, then cereal, then fruit! I mean, no one wants to read Bella eating food!
There are fan fiction writers that write about Percy Jackson and they do a better job than Stephanie Meyer did writing the whole Twilight series combined!
If Cronus and the Volturi duelled, who do you think would win? Cronus is the titan of time, he could freeze the Volturi in time forever! Automatic win to Cronus! I mean, the Volturi just sit and look pretty. Have a purpose please!
Cronus was chopped up in itty bitty pieces and cast into a bottomless hole, and he got out! The Volturi are just lazy, sit on their thrones, and wait for everything to come to themselves!
James, Laurent, Victoria, those are boring common names! Percy, Grover, Annabeth, so much more interesting!
Little girls fight over which team is better. Jacob or Edward. In Percy Jackson, their is no reality physical fights between characters! At least Rick Riordan makes every character count!
The Percy Jackson characters make you laugh because they are supposed to be funny! I laughed in Twilight because of stupid catch phrases that were supposed to be romantic. "The lion fell in love with the lamb." Haha, Meyers sense of humour sucks.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians kept me reading until the end. In Twilight, I got so bored in Eclipse. It was the most uneventful thing I have ever read!
The Percy Jackson characters have flaws! What is Bella's flaw? She is clumsy. That is not a flaw! It is a trait! What is a flaw of Percy? He is too loyal. He would die for the world. He would kill himself to save his friends. Now that is what I call sacrifice!
In Twilight, all they do is snog! If you do not know what snog means, look it up in the dictionary! In Percy Jackson, there is barely any snogging! If you do not like snogging, then do not read Twilight!
In Percy Jackson they actually travel, go to interesting places to fight interesting monsters to save this so interesting world! In Twilight, there is Italy, Forks, and Arizona. Those are all real places! I thought this was supposed to be fantasy! Camp Half-Blood is real? I do not think so!
Well, what do you think? We may add another chapter later. And I am saying, WE because this story was co-written by Alyks Daughter of Artemis and Hades. (Without the spaces).