Letters from a One Winged Angel
By Firehedgehog
Disclaimer: I only own this side of the fic!!
This is part of a collab fic with BloodyChaosDragonKnight. She writes the othe, then I respond here. Which means to get the entirety of this fic you will have to go check her profile to read the other half (She started the fic so start at hers).
Warnings: At the moment just random cussing, mentions of crossdressing and insanity. There will be some shonen ai eventually because Chaos-chan and I are both Yaoi fangirls.
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To: FlameTurk at Shinra .org
From: Psychopath at Shinra . org
Subject: Re:Hey Buddy!
To the Annoyance
I have your Death planned out carefully, and as soon as I corner you without Rude you will soon become shaved by my sword… as skinned alive… then pitched into boiling oil and feathered. Then, when you have apologized for the stupid letter you just sent I will kill you.
Zack is alive and well, his latest hobby is training some chocobo headed trainee.
Zack has said, bring it on… the prank war is on!!!
Moron…
I was wondering about the squid, I must remember to eat the fried squid next time I eat near Hojo…
Tell Reeve and Tseng, that I never want to come across them making out near by office again.
I will use my metrea on them.
Also, Reeve still owns me twenty gold; tell him to pay up or else.
Do not email me again.
Sephiroth