Hi! Mcdreamyschick here!

I'm having a little writer's block on my other stories, so I decided to try a little Red VS Blue fanfic!

Disclaimer: I own nothing here!(Ecxept my story line!) My love for all these characters does not give me ownership. (unfortunately)

"Dude, it's really coming down out there! What the fuck man? The ONE day it starts raining in this shithole, and we cant close the fucking hole in the roof!"

A large wrench suddenly fell from the ceiling, almost hitting the teal soldier. Pvt. Leonard Church cursed himself for missing, "Well maybe, Tucker, if you gave me a hand, I could close this stupid thing before we all drown!"

"Alright… jeez… someone's cranky since Tex blew away. Hah… get it, blew away!"

This time the wrench didn't miss.

"Son of a bitch!"

"That does it!" Church shouted, hopping down from the roof, "I can't take it anymore! I'm out!" At that he stormed out of the base. Leaving Tucker staring up at the ceiling, water pouring down through the gap, "…Ah…Caboose?"

Church sat out on the cliff edge. The sound of the rain hitting his armour helped him calm down somewhat. Just two days ago his ex-girlfriend Allison, or Tex as she preferred to be called, got herself blown up… to save him. Well not just him but all the (unfortunate) inhabitants of Blood Gulch.

The last words he heard her say were, 'goodbye', and since then that's all he could think of. He didn't tell her… anything! He had the chance. Hell, he had million chances! But he never said it… he never told her how he felt, 'I am SUCH an asshole!'

He just lay there for… a really long time, trying to forget. Then suddenly he saw a white flash in the sky above him. The light was moving, and whatever it was it was falling, FAST! Church got up and ran down the cliff side. He saw the light crash down near the trees on the other side of the canyon, but he wasn't sure where with all the Goddamn rain, "Fuck!"

He reached the area he saw it land in. he searched all around, secretly praying that what had fallen wasn't just a piece of the ship, just to spite him. The sun was setting behind him, which was only making finding the stupid thing harder. Church walked forward, only to trip over something metal. When he turned around to see what, he was given the shock of his life… I mean death…

"Am, Tucker… when's Church coming home?" Caboose asked, still attempting to fix the ceiling.

"Well Caboose, this time he said 'I'm out' so… I'd give him about another 30 minutes. Besides, no need to worry... he's already dead, remember? What's the worst that could happen... and please, don't get my hopes up." Tucker was sitting down watching his favourite show on the T.V. he had officially decided to ignore the face that he was about a foot deep in water.

There was a loud thump, indicating Caboose had fallen from the roof… again, followed by a clank and Caboose saying, "Fixed it!"

Tucker jumped up in total shock. Never in his entire life did he expect those words to come out of Caboose's mouth! "Holy fuck! How did you do that?!"

Caboose looked up in pride, "I fell, and my butt hit the switch to close the shiny door."

"That's fuckin' great Caboose…" Replied Tucker, turning back to the T.V.

Caboose scrapped himself off the floor, "I think we should go look for Church."

Tucker didn't move.

"I said I think we should go look for Church."

"Dude, if I actually cared… I'd have left hours ago."

Caboose said nothing. Tucker sighed, "I don't care. Why don't you go find him?"

"Ok." He replied simply before skipping out the door.

"If he lasts more than five seconds… I'll be amazed."

There was a sudden bang on the door. Tucker snorted, "Knew it!" he got up and walked to the door. The banging continued, "Alright, alright! I'm coming!"

Tucker just had the door open when he was pushed out of the way. Tucker turned to face Doc, "What the fuck?! You don't just come barging into someone's base like that!" It took him a minute to realize just how stupid that sounded, "What do you want?"

Doc stood there, awkwardly. "I-I found s-someone out in the canyon… and t-thought you might want me to b-bring them here."

Tucker sighed, 'This guy is sooooo annoying!' "Who?"

He then felt a fist hit him in the back of the head, knocking him down. He looked up at his attacker, dazed. He couldn't make out who it was, but he knew that laugh anywhere.

"Miss me?"

Ok I hope you liked the first chapter.

R&R I wanna see some penis- I mean OPINIONS people!!! (lol)