Squidward's Got A Gun
It was a cold morning in Bikini Bottom when disaster struck the Krusty Krab. It was a typical morning except Spongebob wasn't at his station. When Mr. Krabs asked Squidward where Spongebob was he didn't know. Then Patrick Star came in looking for Spongebob, because they had planned on jellyfishing today. Then moments later Sandy Cheeks came rushing in to tell everyone that there was a killer on the loose.
Mr. Krabs looks at her and asks her how she knows. She looks at him and tells him that three fish were found dead this morning. Krabs looks at Squidward and tells him to make a list of all of the creatures of the sea who aren't dead. So Squidward makes a list starting with Patrick Star and ending with himself.
The next day Sandy comes running into the Krusty Krab to tell everyone that there was another killing this morning. Krabs looks at her and asks her who died this time. She looks over at him and Squidward and tells them that Patrick was found dead under his rock this morning. All of a sudden the news came on. The newscaster told everyone to stay indoors and lock their doors and windows, that the killer has struck again.
The bodies of two creatures were found dead near the Chum Bucket. Krabs looks over at the Chum Bucket, and it seemed to be empty. Empty of everyone, customers and Plankton, he asked Squidward to cross out the two creatures names. He then decided to call Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. When he couldn't get anybody to the phone, he called the police department and told them to call them since he couldn't. When the police couldn't get a hold of them they sent a cruiser to their hideout to get them, only to find them dead.