An ordinary time pass short story this time…. nothing serious, no complications. Rather I must say it's confusing a bit. Kya karen, writer's brain is running in weird directions now-a-days :P
HAVE A HAPPY READING…
Daya: Boss….
Abhijeet: hmm
Daya: aab kayse ho?
Abhijeet: behtar
Daya: jhut
Abhijeet: abey
Daya: kayse thik ho sakte tum?
Abhijeet: matlab!
Daya: mujhe pata hain, tum thik nehi ho
Abhijeet: Baba Dayanand! Tum kayse ho? Apna bhi kuch batao
Daya: mujhe kya hona! Abhi toh teen din pahele baat ki tumne mujhse
Abhijeet: toh? Ho gaya na teen din iss bich?
Daya: teen din me main joh tha, wohi hoon. Lekin tum yeh kya haal bana liye!
Abhijeet: main hoon yaar… wohi… chal raha hain
Daya: sach batao Boss
Abhijeet: sach hi bola. Aur main kab kaha thik hoon! Maine bola behtar. Akhon ka number phir se badh gaya kya? Aab tujhe bifocal lens ka zaroorat padhega lagta hain!
Daya: Abhijeet main mazak ke mood me nehi hoon. I am serious. Apni baat aaya toh taal rahe ho
Abhijeet: opss!
Daya: kya?
Abhijeet: kya kya?
Daya: opss ka kya matlab? Phir se mera mazak udha rahe ho?
Abhijeet: na baba, iss Abhijeet ke kandhe ke upar ek hi head office hain. Mujhe gawana kya! Tab mera bhai ka kya hoga?
Daya: hmm. Eklauta bhai…. Chota sa, munna sa
Abhijeet: haan baba. Mera eklauta bhai Mr. Dayanand Shetty. Lekin chota kis angle se, wo sochna padhega!
Daya: argh Abhijeet…. leg pulling phir se?
Abhijeet: achha aab na karta tumhara khichai. Aab khush?
Daya: bahat
Abhijeet: aur batao
Daya: tum batao Boss. Kayse jaa raha din? Mera idhar toh routine life
Abhijeet: mera ghatiya
Daya: aare kiun?
Abhijeet: kiun kya? Do din se aise hanging leg le kar leita hoon. Pura badan akadh gaya yaar
Daya: lekin sir keh rahe the, aab doctor tumhe baythne ka kaha thora thora. Phir tum use follow kiun nehi kar rahe ho? Any problem?
Abhijeet: na
Daya: phir?
Abhijeet: baythne kaha toh main kya dance karun!
Daya: gussa kiun hote ho yaar!
Abhijeet: toh?
Daya: achha choro. Tumhe itna chot aaya hi kayse, haan? Dhyan kaha tha tumhara driving ke waqt? Main nehi hoon kuch din tumhare sath toh tum aisa laparwa ho gaye!
Abhijeet: kisne kaha mera dhyan nehi tha! Aare wo truck driver sharabi tha yaar
Daya: oh! Matlab tum truck ride le rahe the! Bahat khub
Abhijeet: Dayaaaaaaaa
Daya: achha achha batao yaar, na karta mazak
Abhijeet: baad me Sachin kaha, pura ke pura tanki uska full tha
Daya: truck ka! Wo toh hona hi tha. Warna chalega kayse?
Abhijeet: aab kuch jada ho raha Daya… nehi? Truck sharab se chalta hain?
Daya: main tumhara mood thora sahi karne ki koshish kar raha hoon yaar
Abhijeet: baksh do mere baap
Daya: jaise apki ichha
Abhijeet: better
Daya: aab batao bhi Boss
Abhijeet: nehi. Kuch nehi batana mujhe. Kisi aur se jaan lena
Daya: bhao kiun le rahe ho Boss? Main toh aise hi
Abhijeet: main bhi aise hi…
Daya: ufff… you are impossible
Abhijeet: my pleasure
Daya: aage?
Abhijeet: raat ke andhere me… light bhi nehi tha rashte ka. Mujhe gadbad laga thora. Lekin phir socha rashta itna kharab hain, sayad ubar-khabar ke wajah se kahin usne waysa driving toh nehi kar raha? Phir palko me wo truck samnewala ek Toyota gadi ko thok di. Uske piche ek bike tha… use bhi udha di. Main bahat koshish ki steering ghumane ka…. lekin
Daya: isi liye har ek rashta one-way hona chahiye! Wayse wo bewra kaunsa jail me hain?
Abhijeet: kiun?
Daya: main wapas aa ke uske daaton se piano bajane wala hoon
Abhijeet: aain! Nehi re
Daya: kya nehi? Uski itni himmat, mere bhai ki gadi udha de. Itni choten aaya hain tumhe…. aur main nehi hoon aisi waqt me tumhare pass
Abhijeet: sath ho. Pass rehna humesha zaroori nehi
Daya: wo bikewala aur dusre gari ka sawari log thik hain nah?
Abhijeet: ek lost case ho gaya
Daya: oh shit!
Abhijeet: baki sab bhi admit hain hospital me
Daya: Boss main bhag jaunga
Abhijeet: aare nehi na yaar. Kya ulta-sidha keh rahe ho! Tum training pe gaye. Aise thore hi chorke aa sakte?
Daya: lekin Boss tum?
Abhijeet: yaar, main thik hoon
Daya: thik!
Abhijeet: matlab pahele se behtar hoon
Daya: wayse kitne haddi tuta?
Abhijeet: aise puch rahe ho jaise Shole movie ka dialogue. Kitne admi the?
Daya: bataoge kuch tum?
Abhijeet: daine payer ka do, left ghutno ke pass zabardast choten aur ulte hath me ek hair line fracture
Daya: ajib sa description! Matlab dono tange hi gaya kaam se. Kab tak hanging leg le kar jhula jhuloge Abhijeet!
Abhijeet: dekh Daya
Daya: dikhao
Abhijeet: tum se baat karna hi bekar. Aur tum mujhse puch bhi kiun rahe ho sara details, tumne aab tak pata nehi ki sir se yah hospital walon se, yeh mujhe manna padhega? Ho hi nehi sakta
Daya: meri marzi, maine pucha. Aur tum mujhe bataoge bhi
Abhijeet: order dene lage chote sahab?
Daya: waysa hi samajh lo. Boss sach batao bahat dard ho raha, nehi?
Abhijeet: payer ka pata nehi chal raha jada. Lekin sar ghum raha hain kabhi kabhi, hath me thora bahat dard hain
Daya: shah! Aise waqt me tumhara accident ho gaya, main sab jante hue bhi tumhare pass jaa nehi paa raha hoon
Abhijeet: sar pe bhi patti. Payer pe bhi. Hath me bhi. Bhaloo lag raha hoon main. Himalayan Black Bear!
Daya: eeee…. Kiun? Kuch bhi Boss!
Abhijeet: sar bahat bhari lag raha hain, hath ka bhi movement restricted hain. Hospital wale kuch jada hi khich khich karte rehta hai har waqt
Daya: Boss stitches bhi lagana padha sir pe. Tum sir se koi panga na lena. I'm warning you
Abhijeet: aain! ACP sir se kya panga!
Daya: offfff! ACP sir kahan se aa gaye isme!
Abhijeet: tumne hi toh kaha, sir se koi panga na lena?
Daya: aain!
Abhijeet: abey yeh mera dialogue hain
Daya: main toh head wala sir ka baat kiya. Kya tum bhi Abhijeet! ACP sir ko ghuser rahe ho bich me!
Abhijeet: yaar main toh aise hi
Daya: pagal ho
Abhijeet: tumhara dost joh hoon
Daya: choro. Kuch khaya?
Abhijeet: haan
Daya: kya?
Abhijeet: biryani
Daya: kya? Akele akele!
Abhijeet: tujhse baat karna matlab….
Daya: kya matlab kya tumhara? Saaf saaf batao Boss
Abhijeet: saaf hi bol raha hoon. Tere sath rehte rehte main pagal ho jaunga
Daya: maine kya kiya!
Abhijeet: kya nehi ki? Iss halat me biryani kayse kha sakta main!
Daya: wo toh main aise hi kaha yaar. Sach batao Abhijeet, kuch khaye ho?
Abhijeet: khana padha. Khana nehi actually peena padha
Daya: soup?
Abhijeet: hmm. Sada hua tamatar soup
Daya: bechara tamatar, man hi man tumne use na jane kitna bhala-bura kaha hoga. Bhagwan tamatar ke aatma ko shanti de
Abhijeet: huhh
Daya: dawa li?
Abhijeet: na. Rajesh thori der baad ayega
Daya: yeh kaun sa namuna hain?
Abhijeet: abey yeh nurse hain. Namuna nehi
Daya: achhaaaaaaaaa
Abhijeet: isme itna choukane wali kya baat ho gaya?
Daya: nehi soch raha hoon, The Senior Insp. Abhijeet ko tackle kayse kar raha hoga yeh bechara banda!
Abhijeet: har koi tu ho sakta toh nehi?
Daya: wayse iska naam pahele kabhi shuna nehi. Naya join ki hain kya?
Abhijeet: hoga sayad. ACP sir khas mere liye keh ke kahan se laye hain Delhi jane se pahele
Daya: matlab pakka sir ka admi hoga
Abhijeet: lagta toh waysa hi hain. Aam insaan yeh admi hain nehi. Nazar iska bada tej hain. Sir bhi kahan kahan apna admi rakhte hain, hume sab ke bare thore hi pata hota?
Daya: haan. Aur uska nazar sharp hain, tumhare nazar se yeh baat chutna namumkin hain
Abhijeet: aab khud se kya tarif karun khud ka? Yeh toh mera intelligence hain nahhhhh
Daya: haan haan. Samajh gaya
Abhijeet: kuch zaldi hi tum samajh nehi gaye?
Daya: Bossssss
Abhijeet: hmm Boss ki jaan
Daya: kya yaar! Sir kab wapas ayenge? Aaj subha ka flight tha unka, nehi?
Abhijeet: haan. Unke wapsi ka exact nehi pata. Confidential meeting hain. Main soch raha hoon idhar sab pe kitna pressure aa gaya
Daya: sir se paon tak tuta futa halat me bhi tumhe Bureau ki padhi? Tum insaan ho yah….
Abhijeet: kya pura bol, yah? Yah kya?
Daya: yah mera Boss?
Abhijeet: very funny. Chup rahe
Daya: sach kahun toh Boss, jab Vivek se pata chala tumhare accident ke bare me, meri toh jaan hi nikal gaya
Abhijeet: mujhe itna sa bhi kharoch aa jayen, humesha se tumhara jaan nikal hi jata hain. Isme nothing new
Daya: jaise ki mujhe kuch hota toh tum khushi se uchalne lagte ho!
Abhijeet: Dayaaaaaa
Daya: aab aaya na gussa? Bachho ka yahi mushibat. Bade kahe toh sahi aur main kahun toh aise hi!
Abhijeet: khud ke bare me yeh galatfaymi dil se nikalo buddha bachha Daya. Vivek ko Tasha batayi hogi zaroor? Wayse uska kaam kayse chal raha hain?
Daya: haan, Tasha hi… tumhe parson raat hospital admit karne ke baad hi. Kaam sayad thik hi hoga Vivek ka. Complications aata toh kehta zaroor. Bol toh raha tha do hafte me wapas ayega Mumbai, matlab sahi hain aab tak sab
Abhijeet: hmm. Vivek hain bada sharp yaar. Dimag bahat tej hain. Bahat upar tak jayega yeh, dekhna
Daya: haan yaar, akhir training bhi tumhara hain
Abhijeet: akhir ke kuch din tumne bhi yeh jimmedari nibhaya mere dost, bhul gaye… wo Operation 30LF aa gaya tha. Aur mujhe raat o raat mission ke liye nikalna padha?
Daya: hmm. Wo main kayse bhul sakta yaar? Bin bataye nikal gaye the tum zaldi me
Abhijeet: training se sharpness bas bada yaar Vivek ka. Baki quality uska pahele se hi tha. Khali dibbe se kabhi kuch achha nikal toh nehi sakta… hain nah?
Daya: pata nehi kab sahi hoga sab humara. Kayse sab kuch gadbad chal raha. Freddie ka chicken pox. Tumhara yeh buri halat. Main ihan training pe. Vivek Bengaluru
Abhijeet: Sachin, Tasha aur Kajal pe bahat jada pressure aa gaya. Aisi waqt pe sir ko bhi meeting me jana padha
Daya: doctor saab ka kya haal hain? Milne aaye tumse?
Abhijeet: Dr. Tarika bhi toh nehi hain aab ihan. Unka bhi bura haal. Sara kaam akele unke kandhon pe
Daya: yeh Dr. Tarika kab wapas ayenge?
Abhijeet: don't know. Mujhe chitna ho raha case ka. Sachin ka aaj night shift hain. Char char vital cases chal raha. Kal charge sheet file bhi karna hain wo Petrol Pump Scam wala case ka
Daya: hm. Raat toh bahat ho gaya Boss. Koi ruka nehi tumhare sath?
Abhijeet: Kajal aayi thi. Main ghar bhej diya use
Daya: kiun?
Abhijeet: kiun kya? Uska chahra dekhta toh tujhe bhi uspe daya aa jata. Bechari subha se bhag-daur kar rahi hain. Aab raat ko ihan rukegi sahi se nind bhi pura nehi hoga. Aise duty hota hain kya? Aur zaroorat bhi toh nehi. Wo mere pass rukke karti bhi kya?
Daya: hmm. Har kisi ko tum jaysa superman banna nehi aata. Aur mujhe pata hain… tum use zaroor apna ankhen dikhaya hoga. Bechari tumhara senior insp. avatar ke samne kuch bol hi nehi payi
Abhijeet: jaise ki tum superman ka bhai ho nehi! Rest zaroori hain yaar uske liye. Saat logo ka kaam aab inn teenon ke kandhe pe. Upar se sir bhi nehi. Tum samjho yaar
Daya: haan baba samajh raha hoon. Main bhi yahi karta. Aur Rajesh toh hain hi
Abhijeet: haan
Daya: meri darling ki kya haal? Uska check-up hua kuch?
Abhijeet: haan. Garage bheja hain. Koi dekh lega kal-parson
Daya: case ka tension itna mat lo. Sachin hain, sambhal lega. Tasha aur Kajal bhi toh hain
Abhijeet: hum me se koi ek bhi nehi yaar. Yeh bada factor hain. Samjho. Kal court me mera rehna zaroori tha
Daya: kuch kar bhi nehi sakte tum Abhijeet. Sab humare hath me thore hi hota hain?
Abhijeet: yeh accident mera bahat problem le aaya sab ke liye
Daya: jaa kahan rahe the tum uss waqt?
Abhijeet: Dadar. DIG Sumedh sir ke ghar
Daya: tab hi main sochun utni raat ko tum link road pe kar kya rahe the? Jab ki wo rashta pura khandar ban gaya… disco me jane ka zaroorat hi nehi padhta aab Mumbai ke logo ko. Bas ek baar uss link road pe driving kar le!
Abhijeet: tu bhi na! Wapas aa. Dono milke phir se uss rashte me gari le kar disco dance karne jayenge
Daya: haha ha Abhijeet. Tum bhi! Achha Boss, DIG Sumedh sir retire ho gaye pichle mahine, nehi?
Abhijeet: haan. Ek purana case ke silsile me unka kuch madat chahiye tha. Wayse toh yeh case Freddie handle kar raha tha. Aab toh…
Daya: main uss waqt itna chaunk gaya tumhare bare me jaan ke Vivek se…. usne text chora tha mobile pe. Aur itna tough schedule chal raha idhar. Main toh on time kisi ko call hi nehi kar paya yaar. Phir training center se barrack lautke aur mujhse raha nehi gaya. Adhi raat ko call kiya sir ko
Abhijeet: Freddie ka kuch pata hain?
Daya: Vivek bhabi jee se baat kiya tha. Bukhar hain…. Rashes nikla hain bahat sara. Dus din toh kam az kam lagega hi. Ghar pe hain… hospital rukke jada koi fayda nehi. Usse achha toh ghar
Abhijeet: bechara. Bada khatarnak hota yeh pox
Daya: kaunsa set use kar rahe ho? Phone bhi tut gaya hoga?
Abhijeet: hmm. Duplicate sim nikala
Daya: naya phone kharid li tumne? Mere bina!
Abhijeet: aare kaisi baaten karte ho yaar! Main aaj tak ek bhi phone tumhare guidance bina kharida?
Daya: tana mar rahe ho yah phir tariff?
Abhijeet: main aur tana! Woh bhi tumhe!
Daya: tum aur tumhara one-liner. Joh samajhta hain, use hi pata hota tum kitna khatarnak ho
Abhijeet: matlab tum samajhte ho?
Daya: tumhare naas naas se wakif hoon main
Abhijeet: filmy dialogue ka bhoot humesha chadha rahta kya tumhara? Yaar koi naya set nehi. Ghar me padha tha spare set, wohi joh tum last year mission me use kiye the… Tasha le aayi ghar se
Daya: oh! Motorola? Haan yaad hain. Main soch raha hoon iss baar Samsung kharidun tumhare liye Boss. Chalega? Yah phir Blackberry loge phir se? Yah iPhone?
Abhijeet: pahele lauto toh yaar. Baad ka baad me dekha jayega. Ek updated handset chahiye bas mujhe…
Daya: thik hain main dekh leta hoon. Color kya loge iss baar… black yah steel yah white?
Abhijeet: kuch bhi le lo… kya pharak padhta hain
Daya: okkkk
Abhijeet: wayse white cancel yaar… cover bahat zald ganda ho jata hain
Daya: hmm. Woh bhi
Abhijeet: black is better
Daya: yes Boss
Abhijeet: hmm
Daya: tum bhi ajib ho. Aab bol rahe ho black is better, phir pahele keh rahe the… kuch bhi le loon!
Abhijeet: choro na yaar
Daya: aur bolo. Sona nehi? Pura din so rahe the kya?
Daya: kya hua? So gaye?
Daya: Boss?
Daya: Abhijeet? Is there everything ok?
Daya: yaar Abhijeet?
Daya: Abhi?
Daya: Boss phone uthao, kya hua?
Daya: yaar why don't you attain my call!
Abhijeet: hmm
Daya: hush! Kahan chale gaye the? Mujhe tension ho gaya. Main tumhe do baar call bhi kar liya iss bich
Abhijeet: yaar
Daya: kya baat hain Boss?
Abhijeet: ankhen dard kar raha hain
Daya: phir tum kiun phone le kar baythe ho hath me? Chalo bahat baat ho gaya. Ek toh tumhe phone use allowed nehi
Abhijeet: ufff…. Tu nah Daya, aaj kal bahat pakane laga hain. Agar itna hi pata hain… message bheja hi kiun zalim admi? Maine kaha baat karo? Tu ne hi message bheja, Boss WHATSAPP pe aa jao… baat karna hain
Daya: lekin tumhare ankhon me dard?
Abhijeet: usse mobile se kya lena dena? Wayse bhi phone pe baat karna yah headphone aur tej awaz kuch bhi…. Iss sab ka pabandhi hain. WHATSAPP pe chat karna mana nehi. Tujhe baat na karna, bata de… paka mat mujhe
Daya: aare!
Abhijeet: aur shuruyat tu ne hi ki. Main nehi kaha, Daya I'm getting bore yah Daya I'm missing you yah phir Daya please come back yaar. Mujhe pata hain Hyderabad, Mumbai ke paros wala city nehi hain… aur tum kaam se gaye ho udhar. Do din se aise chup-chap leitke sadh raha hoon main hospital me. Kuch kaha kya kisi se?
Daya: achha baba, tumhara munna bhai sorry keh raha hain…. kaan pakadhke. Dekho main Telugu me bhi sorry bol raha hoon…. Kshaminchu. Aab maaf bhi karo. Main bas tensed ho gaya thora
Abhijeet: tu aise bhi tension me hoga, wo mujhe achhe se pata hain
Daya: phir tum mera tension aur bada kiun rahe ho? Abhi Rajesh ko bulao. Medicine de ke jayega. Dawai le kar so jao. Hain kahan yeh admi?
Abhijeet: cabin ke bahar baytha hain. Sayad constables se baat kar raha hain. Darwaje ke shishe par shadow aa raha
Daya: bula lo. Meds le ke so jao achhe bachhe ki tarha
Abhijeet: nehi
Daya: nehi kiun?
Abhijeet: nehi sona mujhe
Daya: lekin kiun?
Abhijeet: kuch nehi
Daya: Abhijeeeeeeeetttt
Abhijeet: ajib ajib sapna aa raha hain. Aur so ke uthne ke baad bahat bhari lagta hain sar. Bahat dard karta hain
Daya: doctor se kaha?
Abhijeet: kya?
Daya: yahi ki tumhe ajib sa sapna aata hain
Abhijeet: main kayse unhe yah sab keh sakta hoon! Main bachha hoon kya, itna sa kuch hone se ro padhun!
Daya: aare haan. Main toh bul hi gaya, mera bhai insaan ke bhes me superman joh hain. Teen din pahele subha jab main usse phone pe baat ki, tab yeh insaan tha. Jab raat ko choten aaya, toh phir se apna original avatar me aa gaya aab
Abhijeet: Daya mazak nehi
Daya: tumhe PTSD hain Boss. Ho sakta hain usi ke wajah se yeh bechyani ho raha hain tumhe? Batao toh sahi doctor ko. Main toh nehi hoon tumhare pass udhar ke tumhara chahra dekh ke sab samajh jaunga aur doctor se baat karunga. Aur har kisi me tumhe samajhne ka capability bhi nehi ho sakta. Khas kar jab tum bimar ho
Abhijeet: itna sa accident se kya PTSD! Tu bhi kuch bhi bolte rehta hain
Daya: doctor ko toh pata hain tumhara medical history. Phir unhone tum se pucha nehi… kuch ajib sa takleef ho raha hain yah nehi?
Abhijeet: haan
Daya: aur tum unhe na keh ke baat ko taal diya hoga
Abhijeet: hmm
Daya: aab haan bhi bol rahe ho! Sharam naam ki koi chiz nehi tum me! Khud ka tabiyat kharab. Log puch raha hain, jawab dega kahan… bhag raha hain. Kiun? Haan kehne se Senior Insp. Abhijeet ki shan kam padh jata?
Abhijeet: tumhe toh pata hain Daya
Daya: haan, Mujhe pata nehi hoga toh kise hoga aur? Mr. Abhijeet ko kisi bhi halat pe khud ko down nehi dikana bahar wale ke samne. Unhe toh kabhi kuch ho hi nehi sakta!
Abhijeet: yaar aisa bhi nehi
Daya: aisa hi hain. Tum mujhe kuch bolo hi mat. Iss baar achha trapped ho gaye ho. Payer pe plaster lag gaya. Chal nehi paa raho ho. Sar pe teen stitches aa gaya. Ghutno pe kafi joro ka chot aaya. Hath pe bhi plaster. Aur bhi bahat sara kharoch aaya idhar-udhar
Daya: sare jagah pe patti bandh ke bhai saab snow-man jaisa sakal bana ke majburan hospital me kaid hain.
Daya: ACP sir ka strict order hain. Cabin ke bahar armed constables taynat hain. Choubishon ghante ka attendant hain. Joh ki sab ke sab humare sir ka khas admi log hain. So no chance of bhagna hospital se. Yahi nah?
Abhijeet: aain! Tumhe itna sab kayse pata?
Daya: Boss main tumhara hi bhai hoon. Don't underestimate my elder bro and his training!
Abhijeet: tumse jitna mushkil
Daya: idhar koi khushi kushi har raha hain!
Abhijeet: tum kab tak ayoge yaar?
Daya: Boss!
Abhijeet: kuch nehi. Achha chalo. Bye. Rajesh aaya dawai dene. Tum apna khayal rakhna bahat aur mere dost ka har ek task me performance the best hona chahiye
Daya: joh aggyan mere dost
Abhijeet: aur haan… Telugu thora aur achhe se shikh ke aana… mujhe bhi tumse tuition lena
Daya: done Boss! Mera bhai ka dhyan rakhna achhe se
Abhijeet: tum bhi mere wale ka
Daya: baad me baat karte hain. Rest karo aab
Abhijeet: tum bhi
Thank u MAO :D
Luv duo nd purvi: dear, I'll try to fulfill your demand in my next story. This time I can't manage that. Hope you'll not mind.
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Mystic Morning