A/N: HALOOOO! I have abandoned my readers for almost a year because of work and a boyfriend, but I have returned!
Yes!
Returned with the latest and greatest Naruto fanfiction!
Yes, it involves some of the most known OC's of my original stories, but they're kinda thrown together in one badass story.
So, I hope everyone enjoys the story, review on it and do not leave a chapter without reviewing first!
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Sighing heavily, Akiri swooped up from her seat and gracefully snatched up the Evod lying on the coffee table; pretty annoyed with the fact that Ichibi, who she had asked three times already to pass her the damned electric cigarette, didn't lift a finger. Well, she couldn't really, she was dead.
As a matter of fact, the laziness and unhelpfulness was a daily situation; involving every person who stays in the Drackon house.
Sebastian, the hopeless flirt, preferred to gaze at himself lovingly in the mirror; Akuto, the weird scientist, loved to ignore everyone and experiment on animals in the lab (supplied to her out of kindness which Akiri doesn't posess even in the deepest, darkest, coldest corner of her heart). Karo, Akiri's more kinder younger sister, would rather plant Odelia, Pansy and Chamomile plants outside in the garden with Sipho the golden retriever than help out. Umbra, the depressed ball of fur, likes to sit in a corner all day and feel sorry for himself. Ichibi, well we all know her story, she's dead every day with thanks to her clumsiness; Akiri gave up on resurrecting her a while ago. The last time she died was recently, her corpse was strewn across the sofa because she broke her neck whilst watching Attack on Titan. Luna would rather read a book than help out at home.
Akiri's closest friends, Creatrix, Martin and Momo, were currently investigating a great power disturbance to the North; but returned the instant Akiri sat down on the couch again.
The front door burst open and the banner bearing the Drackon coat of Arms shivered as wind blew past it. "Its a portal." Creatrix said, trying her best not to pummel the emotional mess in the corner. "Looks like it leads to either another dimension, age, world, whatever." Her straight cut, brown hair waved in the incoming wind as the three friends stepped into the house.
Martin grabbed Momo and set her on his neck for a piggy back ride; that is pretty normal for them, because they are brother and sister. "We need to go through it and... Investigate; but we can't all go." He said, causually glancing at Akiri with his eyes so green they put grass to shame to see an emotionless expression as the 'big boss' inhaled some toxic smoke from the electric cigarette. Akiri glanced back with fiery red eyes that made fire douse itself in shame.
"Don't forget Tini," Momo said, ruffling Martin's already messy head of black hair and pouting slightly; her huge blue eyes finding Akiri before she smiled. "It looks like the portal is going to close in two days time." Her golden curls glided over Martin's head, slightly blocking his view.
Akiri watched them in silence, sucking on her electric tobacco; for a while, no one moved, not even Akuto in the lab. Mulling it over in her head, the Burgundy haired woman stood up and paced, passing right through the hovering ghost of Ichibi. A few more minutes passed; everyone was starting to die of the tension, Akuto could feel her knee begin to pain from standing on it the whole time; she really should have thought about it before bashing her knee into a wall so that everyone can escape a locked room.
And then, as if a fury of flames burst through the lounge of Drackon house, Akiri started barking orders.
"Momo, Martin and Creatrix, grab some supplies; weapons included. Ichibi, get your ghosty-ass in gear and hover into your box." Akiri stormed up the stairs, throwing her foot out as Sebastian tried his best to grab her leg to beg her to take him with; sadly, he tumbled down the stairs as soon as his face connected with boot. "Akuto, we need chemicals in case any of us get injured or sick and the rest of you stay here." She said, and paused. "SIPHO! WATCH THE HOUSE!"
"Bark!" The dog named Sipho ran to the front door and sat waiting patiently. With the head of the house upstairs packing whatever it is she needs, the rest ran in chaos to find the required supplies for the trip (not including the trip Sebastian had falling down the stairs for a second time as Akuto whirred past him to get to the medicine cabinet at the end of the hallway upstairs).
Ichibi made herself and orange hair scarce as she; troubled, tried to find her box of transport. The box, which has her name written in bright orange on the lid, was just a normal jewelry box which was located, very cleverly, in Sipho the dog's bed outside the back. At least; she thanked whoever caused her soul to roam the earth, the box wasn't buried under the cabbage patch again. Being a ghost wasn't very easy, seeing as things just glide through your fingers; not Ichibi's jewelry box... It was made of brass.
In any case, with the house in chaos, poor Sipho couldn't understand why he was being shouted at when Karo tripped over him in a blind panic to find her sculpting fork. Momo grabbed the finest weapons possible, loading them into a backpack; including Akiri's favorite torture instrument: a steel club with no regards to people who can't carry heavy objects. She huffed when the steel club landed in the backpack.
Martin packed all and anything considering panties, underwear, clothing and more panties. Sporting a nice pair of spotted pink panties belonging to Akiri herself on his head, he grabbed the last bit of clothes and stuffed it into a backpack. With every article of clothing packed, the raucious raving rabbid pranced out of the room to join his sister downstairs; both sporting a large backpack filled with supplies.
Creatrix was in the kitchen, grabbing all and any food that was edible and would not expire quickly. Another large backpack was used to stuff food supplies for the trip; and the brunette with purple eyes joined Momo and Martin in the lounge.
«~.we know it is a line break..~»
In the meantime, whilst the lunatics were busy with antics considering traveling, a goat, about five years old, casually jumped through the portal and disappeared. In another dimension, Kisame was napping under a tree in the forest of Konoha when that same goat slammed into him and knocked him out. The goat continued to graze casually on grass next to a rock.
Now, everyone should know Kisame by now; looks similar to a shark, but walks and talks like a human. His mother could seriously not keep her legs closed...
ANYWAY! Stop picturing it you weirdo's...
Itachi, Kisame's partner in crime, was surprised at the goat falling from the sky. Both of them had heard the bleating, but they didn't know where it came from until mr goat killed mr fishy...
Ahem...
The weasel (Itachi), grabbed a rope and tied the goat to the tree, to make sure they took it back to he Akatsuki hideout. Well, yeah, Itachi thought it was only going to be a goat and not more things (people) dropping out of the sky and landing in different parts of the ninja world...
Okay, so the start is just random, but no shit they all have to be!
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Akiri arrived downstairs to find that her three best friends were complete dimwits... She sighed and chucked all the supplies out of each bag. "Seperate bags, one for each of us with our own supplies in case we get seperated... Isn't it obvious?"