A/N: No comment. WAIT: just one. An entire pot of coffee, and being all alone to suffer through this mental breakdown/hyper insane moment. And I love the game.
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"BACK IN THE GAME, BITCHES!" Itachi yelled, pumping his fist in the air when three quarters were passed his way. To his left was Kisame, pouting that he lost all his quarters to Itachi; on the other side of Itachi was Deidara, who was stealing covert glances at Tobi's pile of quarters.
The four had been playing this same game for almost five minutes, just passing the money around, none of them getting a center. It was ritual, sort of, for them to play something, every Saturday night. And of course, Itachi brought this game, for the third week in a row.
Another four minutes passed, and it was down to just Itachi and Tobi, each with one quarter. The face off between the two was comical. And the die in Tobi's hand was cast.
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"YESSS!! I WIN!!" Itachi got up, and danced a little jig, before catching a poorly aimed kunai that was headed for his head. "Now who threw this? C'mon you sore losers! Out with it!"
Of course Itachi knew that the kunai came from his foolish little brother, standing off a way in the woods. Alone. 'Hmm…' Itachi thought. 'This could get very interesting!'
His suspicions were proved correct when Sasuke stepped out of the forest, confusion clear in his eyes. "What are you doing?" The boy was gorgeous, but apparently an idiot.
"Playing Left Right Center, you dolt." Itachi shook his head. "I mean foolish little brother. What does it look like were doing?"
Sasuke rolled his eyes. "I can see that much. But why?"
"Why not?"
Sasuke paused. "I don't know, you're all S-class criminals, playing Left Right Center? Isn't that a little weird?"
"Well, isn't it weird that you are wearing a purple bow around your waist?" Itachi countered.
Sasuke blinked. "Whatever," he scoffed. "I'm here to kill you anyway, so shall we?"
"No." Sasuke blinked again. "Not enough hate," Itachi explained, and Sasuke nodded. "BUT, while you're here, wanna play? Please? I'll even let you borrow some quarters!"
"I have some! Uhm… Sure I'll play, that pervert snake man is not expecting me back for another few hours." Sasuke magically pulled three quarters from, where, nobody knows, and pushed at Deidara to move over.
The ones who were sitting on the ground looked up dumbly at what just occurred. Did Uchiha Sasuke really just accept defeat that easily? The blonde cautiously moved over, admitting the youngest Uchiha to the group.
They all sat back in their spots, and Itachi took the dice.
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"NOOO!!!" He yelled as Sasuke smirked.
"Give it here, oh so powerful big brother." He looked around at the others in the group, and his smirk grew. "That was why I accepted defeat so gracefully. I just knew something like that was going to happen!"
Itachi continued to cry over his lost quarters to his foolish little brother. But when Kisame's turn came, and he rolled all R's, Itachi stopped his tears, and beamed. "BACK IN THE GAME, BITCHES!"
And he almost died of a heart attack two seconds later when he lost all three of his quarters to Sasuke, yet again.