Disclaimer:Usual stuff applies. I don't own J. I don't own anything Laby. Nor do I own the origional Bum Bum song.
*start music*
*appears in the labyrinth*
My bum is on the labyrinth. Bum is on the labyrinth. Look at me! My bum is
on the labyrinth!
*appears next to Hoggle*
My bum is on the dwarf. Bum is on the dwarf. Lots of fun to put your bum on
a dwarf!
*appears in the Bog*
My bum is on the Bog. Bum is on the bog. Don't fall in the Bog! You might
stink up yer bum! And that's not very fun if you stink up yer bum!
I like to put my bum on things, it's fun for every one!
*appears in the junk yard*
My bum is on the lady. Bum is on the lady! And if I'm lucky I might drive
her crazy!
*appears in J's throneroom**grabs a crystal*
My bum is on the crystal!
Crystal. Crystal.
Cryyyyystal!
*leaves a very annoyed looking J, appearing in the goblin city by one of the
goblins*
My bum is on the goblin! Bum is on the goblin! I can shoot a goblin with my
bum bum bum!
*appears next to J again, who is now looking more angry than annoyed*
My bum is on the King! The Goblin King! I hope he doesn't throw a crystal up
my bum!
I'd shoot DREAMS all over the place!
DREAMS! DREAMS!
Cause that ain't very fun if you get a crystal up yer bum!
*leaves a very, very angry Goblin King behind, popping up in different
places around the Labyrinth with each line*
My bum is on the bog!
My bum is on the wall!
My bum is on the worm!
My bum is all alone....
The labyrinth is all alone.
The dwarf is all alone.
The crystal is all alone.
My bum is all alone....
*chicken noise can be heard as she appears next to the cannon in the goblin
city*
My bum is all alone.(12X)
Get the DREAMS off my bum!
I need the DREAMS off my BUM!
I need to get the dreams off my bum bum!
I want to hear the cannon!*chicken sound*
No, let me hear the cannon!*chicken sound*
NO, NO, NO, NO, not the chicken!
I WANNA HEAR THE CANNON! *chicken sound*
I WANNA HEAR THE CANNON! *chicken sound*
I WANNA HEAR THE CANNON NOT THE CHICKEN!
*cannon sound*
Yea, the cannon!
Now get the dreams off my bum!
*chicken sound*
I gotta get the dreams off my-my bum bum...
*whimper*
Can I hear the chicken again, too? *chicken sound*
There ya go. And yes, I know J's probably gonna kill me for this. Between me
and Mel, he's really gonna have his hands full. *EG*
~Danalas