Abridged Kirby

Episode 1

JadeDragonKnight

Part 1

It was nighttime in Pupupu Land. The sheep slept peacefully in the field. Suddenly, a large shadow loomed over them. One sheep popped its eyes open and stared up at the towering figure. A gigantic red beast with tentacles stood over them.

"Fe-fi-fo-"

"BAHAHAHAH!" the sheep screamed.

They ran away from the demon but it scooped them up like ice cream and laughed as it brought them to its mouth. Meanwhile, the shepherd grouchily walked out of his house.

"Curse those dang noisy sheep," he mumbled, "I wished they just get eaten by a giant beast or something."

Suddenly, a sheep skull landed square on his head and he fell to the ground. More sheep skulls piled up around him. He looked up in fear at the huge monster looming over him.

"Fe-fi-f-"

"AAAAHHHHHH!" the shepherd screamed like a little girl.

"Gwah, stop shoutin' in my nonvisible ears!"

With that note, the demon floated in the air and flew into the castle out of sight.

"Who the heck are you people?"

"Escargon, we live in the village," the cappy tried to explain to the snail.

"Where's the dang security in this place?" Escargon asked himself.

"A monster has been attacking the village and eating our precious sheep," another cappy stated.

"I guess I'll just have to do it myself," Escargon said, taking a spear from a Waddle Dee. "GET OUT!" he shouted as he beat one of them in the head with it.

"Knock it off Escargon," Fumu and Bun said as they came up to the scene.

"Oh joy. First these weirdos show up and now you two brats are here. Where'd you come from anyway?"

"We live here," Fumu spelled out.

"What's all this about?" Cabinet Minister Parm said as he and Memu came up to the crowd.

"Mom, dad, tell Escargon why the cappys followed that huge beast that ate their sheep all the way here," Fumu said.

"Why would I do that when you just explained it?" Parm asked.

"Well these cappys need to get out. His majesty is eating his sixth dinner. Wait, what the heck's a cappy?" Escargon shouted.

"Hahaha," King Dedede laughed, stepping out of his chair, "A cappy is a type of mushroom."

"How do you know that?" Bun asked.

"Duh, I eat them every day."

One of the villagers fainted in shock.

"But that's beside the point," Dedede said, walking up to a fish tank with a squid inside. "There's nothing here besides this overly priced squid I bought from TV." He tossed a bone in the tank and the squid grabbed it. "Hehe, he'll make a nice dinner in a few days." The cephalopod stared up at him in horror. He went back to his chair and said, "Now then, GET OUT OF MY CASTLE!"