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DISCLAIMER: Gundam Wing and Characters are in no way shape or form mine. All your base belongs to whoever owns it.
Heero was tired. The last mission was long and grueling and all he wanted to do was get to the safehouse, take a hot shower to soothe his muscles and go to sleep. The mission was over, the mission report was typed up and all the pilots were at the current safe house, meaning Duo wouldn't bother him, hopefully, so there was nothing in his way to rest.
Heero could feel everything fade, he was almost asleep until... something heavy pounced him. He opened his eyes and recognized the braided baka instantly. Duo was saying something, but Heero only caught the last part. "...belong to us!". Heero looked up at Duo and blinked, "Nani?". "All your base are belong to us!!!" Duo chirped. Heero was about to respond back to this comment when Duo started shaking him rapidly by the shoulders, saying "All your base are belong to us". "All your base are belong to us! All your base are belong to US!!! ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!!!". "D-d-d-u-u-o-o-o! O-o-o-m-m-a-a-e-e-e o-o-o k-o-o-r-r-o-o-s-s-s-u-u-u", Heero threatened, and suddenly Duo stopped. "Duo! What the hell are you doing!?" Heero yelled while prying Duo's hands off his shoulders, Duo still looked all perky, and yelled "All your base are belong to us!" right back. Heero was about to strangle the long haired maniac when Quatre stormed in, "What you say?", he asked Duo. Duo jumped up and turned to Quatre, "All your base are belong to us!". That is when Trowa stormed in behind Quatre, "You have no chance to survive make your time. Hahahaha". Quatre looked at Trowa, "It's you!" he said.
Heero didn't know what the heck was going on, especially when Wufei ran in....
"How are you Gentlemen?" Wufei asked, and they all turned to him, "Move ZiG. For great justice!" Wufei said, pointing to everyone in the room.
By this time Heero had his gun out, Quatre was about to say something when Heero fired off a shot that hit the wall behind the four pilots. "Alright" Heero started "I don't know what's wrong with you guys, but I think you've all gone mad. Will one of you please act somewhat sane just for a few minutes and tell me what is going on???". The four turned to Heero and chorused "April Fool's!!!! All Your Base Are Belong To Us!!!!".
Heero opened his mouth to say something, then closed it. Then with a smirk, "What you say?".
Owari!
See! This is what happens when I have too much sugar on an April Fool's day.
~_^ Ivy