Warrior Class
Characters-
Tigerclaw
Graypaw
Sandpaw
Firepaw
Lionheart
Tigerclaw-I am Tigerclaw, deputy –to-be of Thunderclan, welcome to Warrior Class
Graypaw-Yay Warrior class!
Firepaw-Hello Tigerclaw!
Sandpaw-What are we going to learn today Tigerclaw?
Tigerclaw-The beauty of being able to attack your enemies without fear
Firepaw-Oh no…not this again!
Tigerclaw-The delicate power of unsheathing your claws right on a cat's weak point, spilling out all the guts and blood inside.
Graypaw-Ewwwww!
Tigerclaw-Confusing your enemies, meddling with their senses
Sandpaw-Ohhhhhh! Sounds delightful!
Tigerclaw-I can teach you how to courageously attack a clan leader
Firepaw-I don't need it!
Tigerclaw-How to effectively win the hearts of your clanmates
Graypaw-Ooo la la!
Tigerclaw-Even how to become invincible
Sandpaw-No you can't!
Tigerclaw-I can teach you about the ancient attack patterns of the ancient clans
Firepaw-Ooookay?
Tigerclaw-Enchanted juice, Warrior liquids
Graypaw-Wow!
Tigerclaw-Or the cool and highly affective ways to fake your opponent
Sandpaw-Go on!
Tigerclaw-A captivating essence of the fastest claw strike
Firepaw-Is this the whole class?
Tigerclaw-I can teach you how to hold victory in your grasp even before the battle starts..
Graypaw-Hold victory?!
Tigerclaw-How to secrete courage
Sandpaw-Oh my…
Tigerclaw-Even how to ruthlessly kill the weak and leave only the strong cats to defend the territory! Mwahaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahah!!!!
Firepaw-Wait…what?
Tigerclaw-Class dismissed
Firepaw-Wait, wait hang on! How to kill the weak?
Tigerclaw-Yes dear Firepaw, kill the weak…
Firepaw-Teach me!
Tigerclaw-No, go away. Besides it says here in this book called "Into the wild" by some person named Erin hunter, that you end up plotting to reveal my secret plan to kill Bluestar, Lionheart, and anyone else who stands in my way of becoming clan leader. Then there's the fact that you end up telling Bluestar all this in book three- "The Forest of Secrets", and even the part where I had slain Redtail in the start of book one. So no, I don't think I will.
Firepaw- (sighs then walks away)
Lionheart-(popping up) Hello Tigerclaw!
Tigerclaw-Good day Lionheart
Lionheart-I need to borrow some Warrior Liquids
Tigerclaw-I'm fresh out, sorry Lionheart… I'll have to restock from Spottedleaf soon
Lionheart-What about Enchanted Mouse Bile?
Tigerclaw-Out, I'll re-stock on that too
Lionheart-Then how about expired Gorilla Milk?
Tigerclaw-What…in the name of Starclan…is Gorilla Milk?
Lionheart-I don't know…I think it might be milk from a mummy gorilla that she gives to her baby when he's-
Tigerclaw-I have none whatsoever!
Lionheart-Oh how wonderful Tiggerclaw, the milk did a wonderful job on my claws!
Tigerclaw-What? Where did you get-
Lionheart-And now I think I'll go have tea with my stuffed mouse and bunny collection. Won't you join me Tiggy?
Tigerclaw-Oh what has this world come to? Stupid idiots messing up perfectly good socks and ties and here I am riding an elephant to the desert wait what am I saying? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! OMG I'M GOING INSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELP! HELP I WANT MY MOMMY! OR MY BLANKIE MR. SNICKERDOODLE!
Lionheart-Haha!
Tigerclaw- (runs away screaming)
THE END!