And now it's time for Silly Songs with Snape. The part of the story where Snape comes out and sings( a silly song. So without further ado(

*Snape billows out*

*Sing to "The Waterbuffalo Song" tune*

{Snape} The Nasty Gryffindor Song

*Music plays in the background.*

{Snape} Everybody hates those nasty Gryffindors!

Wish I could kick them out the doors.

Or walk on them like they were floors.

Oh, everybody hates those nasty GryffindorOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRS--

Had some Gryffindors in my class.

Too bad I had to let them pass.

They really are quite obnoxious bores.

Oh, everybody hates those nasty GryffindorOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRR---------

{Ron} Hold it! Hold it! Just what do you think you're doing? You can't say that everyone hates Gryffindors, when everyone DOES NOT hate Gryffindors! Poor Phantasia is going to get nasty letters saying "I don't hate Gryffindors," and "Everyone loves Gryffindors!" and "Why are you so mean to those sweet Gryffindors?" And do you think she's prepared to deal with it? I don't think so. She's too sweet and nice and kind( etc. So stop being so mean!

*Snape is turning quite red, and looks like he's about to explode.*

{Ron} Err, right. Well, umm, see ya!

*Snape clears his throat*

{Ron} This has been Silly Songs with Snape. Tune in next time to here Snape sing:

{Snape} Everybody hates those wretched Hufflepuffs--

{Ron} AAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!





AN: Sorry for the absence of Silly Songs. I've been very busy teeling the authorities that I'm perfectly sane. They're having a hard time believing me, and I have no idea why.

Thank you to everyone who reviewed my stories!

Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me. Everything goes to the brilliant minds behind "Veggie Tales", and of course, JK Rowling.

AN2: If you've even bothered reading this far, I'll be having an Ultimate Silly Song Countdown as soon as they're all done. I'll tally-up the number of reviews, and will also add up any e-mails I get voting for a certain song. Then I'll repost them in one, great, big, Silly Song story-thing, from last to first. So vote!