The Grim Adventures of Mordecai and Rigby
By ASoulOfVirgoBoy
Disclaimer: This is a non-profit/non-commercial fanfiction. I don't own "Regular Show" nor "The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy." Both of those shows are owned by Cartoon Network. The original concepts such as the original characters, script and the background story belongs to me.
The fanfiction answers the question, What if Grim never met Billy and Mandy but Mordecai and Rigby instead. I was not the first person to use this crossover concept. It was inspired by both Technomaru's and thebestkindofstupid's version of "The Grim Edventures of Ed Edd N Eddy." I don't know the year when Regular Show takes place. Why not make this fanfiction take place at Mordecai and Rigby's high school years.If you want to see updates about this fanfiction then go to my profile by clicking on my username. I'm not going to live an author note at the individual chapters. This fanfiction will contain crude humor, profanity, and other offensive content. This is not for children under 13. Viewer discretion is adviced!
At a usual day, Rigby walks at the street of his neighborhood. Rigby his best friend saw Mordecai at the backyard when the fence gate is open. He ran with both his hand and foot to reach inside.
Mordecai is cutting the grass out with a lawnmower. He lawns halfway at his backyard from the left side. He take a break as goes to the kitchen and grab a can of green can soda with a red spit as a logo. He goes back outside as he thinks about some random woman from his high school classmate while he drinks the soda. Until when Rigby interrupts him, "Yo Mordecai is this soda considered to be a Mountain Dew rip off. Can I please have some taste of that drink."
"Rigby I was taking a drink break from cutting the grass yard that what my parent commanded me to do it. Share while the same drink I was slurping this can with you. Gross that is just like drinking a certain orange juice from a child molester who spits and shakes it up," as Mordecai reply to his friend's request. Rigby was trying to say, "It's not that crap Mordecai, I just want a separate can of soda like yours. Gauh, can I please have one from you."
"My dad bought this only for the household of my family. Alright, but never ask that to me again unless if this is from me. I'll grab you one can," as Mordecai yells as he walk to the kitchen again to get the same soda.
"Gosh your family decision of handing out soda is unfair," as the raccoon said to himself.
Up at the sky there are two women riding on a floating broken building piece. One who controlling it is a blond hair Caucasian woman wears a green sleeveless shirt, blue shorts shorts, and back high heals as she named Medachi. The other Caucasian has a brown short hear, gray jacket, and gray skinny pants and her name is Irean who is riding the rock with her friend. "You are going to fast as I'm slipping the platform. Are you sure you're going in the right direction to head home," arean suggest to her friend. "Yes I'm going to the right direction. Hold on tight arean, I'm speeding this thing up. Shoot anything you see that disturbing our direction," Medachi speeds up the platform. Arean slips as she saying, "Medachi, I'm slipping off as I told you before; I can't handle that speed as I'm going to fall off."
At Mordecai's backyard, Rigby was waiting for his friend to bring him the soda while he sees someone falling down from the sky. Rigby saw a arean fell down facing the floor at the backyard of Mordecai's backyard of his house as she bleed hard and unable to move nor breath. Rigby gets close to arean as he check on her. He happily yell out load, "Mordecai, you better come quick. There is a dead chick landed at your backyard."
"Ok Rigby I'll get out with your can soda," Mordecai grabs the same can as he has before he came to his own friend. Rigby goes on the dead girl's as he pulls her pants down, drop his knees to the floor, and shake himself front and back at her butt with his crouch.
Mordical shows as he say, "Rigby, I got your soda like you prom… Dude, why are you humping on a dead woman? That's disgusting. You are going to get you're ass beaten by her boyfriend if he sees this happening. Stop humping on her; you embarrassing everyone around here even my parents." Rigby denies, "That dead women's boyfriend ain't going to come. So I can hump on her anytime I wanted. I don't care what you and the others thing about it."
"I mean please just get off of …..," Some black and green whirl has interrupted Mordecai's speech as somebody enter through this area. A male living skeleton shows up with metal punk style hair, black leather jacket, black baggy pants, and black combat military boots. He carrying a magical scythe on his left hand has he said to Rigby in a Jamaican accient, "Why the hell are you humping at dead woman? That prove you are interrupt my job not only that but you prove yourself that you can't convince a real women to have sex with you. I will take her and you away with me forever."
"I found that body in the first place and you can't take me away to hell. Finders keepers, so get lost," as Rigby suggest to that living skeleton. As Mordecai says to the same skeleton, "Hey Skullator, you just transported into a different universe that means you can't use your powers to go against us."
The living selection introducing himself to the boys as he yells, "I'm not that cartoon character as what you imagine; I don't even look like him. I am the Grim Reaper mon, my job is to check on dead people and kill people who are becoming too evil to live in the world. Now you stupid raccoon I'm powerful to take you away if you disobeyed my orders." The Grim Reaper hit his scythe on the floor and Rigby backs up as he fears the reaper. The brown raccoon gets down to his knees and put his hands together as he beg, "No, please mister bonehead don't take me away, is their anyway besides."
Grim explains, "We can just play a game with me along with your blue jay partner. If you guys win'll I'll let you keep that dead women. Not only that the price, in addiction you guy get an opportunity we could be best friend forever. If I'll win keep that women and you two away with me at a dark world." As Rigby accepts the Grim Reaper's challenge, "If we win that mean I can keep the dead body and you can a our slave to me and Mordecai." Mordecai accepts as he request, "Alright, if it game where playing, let's do a staring contest. Don't blink nor face away each other." Rigby complains, "Staring contest are you kidding me."
"A staring contest that sound like a great game to play. Lets play here as you guys facing off against me," as the Grim Reaper accepts the game.
Grim starts the game as stair with an evil smile against both of them. Rigby got shocked as he got fell down from his back to the floor without a single blinking. Grim laughs loud as Rigby. Mordecai just stares and stand there in his fighting pose as he suggest to Grim, "You can foul on us, but you can't win." Thirty Minutes later, "uhh this is soo painful! It just like letting a naked old man sits next to use while watching an awesome R-Rated movie," Rigby complains while he stares. "Why don't you just quit already," Grim suggest to the boys while he stair at them and the boys continue.
Three hours later, "I give up, theirs no way to win this starring contest," Rigby said as he close his eyes and fall down to the floor. Mordecai yells as he panics, "Rigby, you can't give up, it's our only chance to live."
"One more chance, I'll take you souls away bwhahahaha," as Grim laughs while his closes his eyes. He mistakenly closed his eyes as he opens his eyes immediately as he got scared. The blue Jay point out to the reaper, "Hey Grim, you have laughed at us while closing you eyes. Remember where playing a staring contest; that mean anyone loses who blink, close there eyes or face away each other. You promise use to be best friend with me and Rigby and keep that dead chick."
"Ya, you lost the game that means, you have promise us before the game," Rigby point his right finger as he said to grim.
"I'm the Grim Reaper, I should more powerful than any other living creature at the over world. I shouldn't lose to those two anamorphic creatures. Nooo I can't believe this is happening to me," he fall down on the floor and sleep while he admits to lose the game. Both boys give high fives to each other as cheered out load, "OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW."
Mordecai's mother yells, "What the heck is up with that annoy voice. Get rid of that dead body immediately before the cops find this out. We need to talk about this now?"
"Rigby, do you really want to keep that dead women? There are flies and bugs everywhere around her," Mordecai got disgusted as he asked to his friend. Rigby suggested, "It got old and board soo fast to keep. Let's just bury this women and bring Grim to your bedroom." Mordecai said it's a good idea but he eyes are getting tired thanks to that staring contest in the chapter.
This is the Grim Adventures of Mordecai and Rigby. The End?