This is my First Fanfic so don't be to harsh please ///-- emo person

chapter 1

The Dream

Bam, Bam, Bam as the robots ran the humans rored and cheered. the battle field was stand with sauce and roten meat and air smelled like cheese and peperoni cause what the robots and humans were fighting about was could a human beat a robot in a pizza eating contest. the funny thing was that the robots wanted to lisen to 99 luft balons by Nena while they were eating. the whole croud started to dance like freaks. link rolling in his sleep humming ozzy crazy train awkward right so Navi was fet up with it tonight and took a stenorwriter the thing that stenographers use for there work (y i no this is cause my mom is 1) and beat Link over the balls with it. Link woke up to the ball cracking song of himself trying to walk in the morning.

"why you do that Navi "

" cause you wouldnt stop suflling on to me so couldnt sleep"

"sorry i didnt know"

"yea you better be sorry, bitch"

when link finaly was able to move without it hurting he jummped on to Eponia but mist the stirups and flipped over the horse. as he hit the ground Eponia got scared and kicked him about 20ft into a well were a homless dude was sleeping. why me Link said to himself why now? as Link was climbing up the wall Navi wiped out a switchblade and cut the rope Link was climbing up "NOOOOOOOOOO Navi STOP NOOOOOOOOOOOO." link shouted " Hehehe,"Navi wispered and flew away. Links ass hit the sument with a bang link yelped in pain " OW thats got to hurt," said the homless dude. Link turned onto his belly so it wouldnt hurt more. now cause he couldnt get up he relized that down in the well it smelled better than up there. down here it smelled like peperoni pizza. Link looked around than saw a tunal. swosh out came leonardo than donatello and the others. smack one of them hit the homless dude than when they were done they came to me. "what we going to do with this one." leonardo said

" i dont know," the one with a red band said

" lets beat him," the one with a orange band said.

" NO wait don"t hit him he's Al Gore he will help use" said leonardo

"im not A... sure ill help you. what do you guys want?" said Link

" we need pizza and lots of it to peperoni pizza." the teenage mutant ninja turtels said

" what ever ill get you your pizza."

" peperoni pizza."

" yea what ever."

after the little chat the teenage mutant ninja turtals showed Link the way back to the surface. when Link got to the surface the TMNT said " remember the pizza."

Link turned around and said " yea about that not happening."

" than i would run if i was you."

Link started to run through the city. " he Link," said Navi

" what the hell whats your problem?"

" cause of that remark im going to trip you so the TMNT will get you."

" you do and when i get back im going to get y..."Smack Links face hit the pavement " ...ou , i hate you Navi." the TMNT grabed his arms and draged him to there pizza rea and said " your paying for our pizzas now."

" OK, OK, OK, god just don't kill me."

" why would we kill you? "

as Link started down the street he sliped on a slug whitch supprising didnt die. when he got up a acorn fell from the tree onto his head. Bam "ow what the hell why do these things always hit me?" as Link got up he didnt relize that Navi tied his shoelases together so when he started to walk he fell " NAVI!!!"

"yea" she came out from were she was hiding

"WHY, WHY MEEEEEE???????"

" cause theres no one ells to prank."

" how about that fat man over there."

" ok."

Thats the end of the 1st chap so PlEASE post your reviews PLEASE