A/N: I don't own Naruto.
This is a redo of my story from my old account, Lord Seymour Guado. I've lost the password for the account, but I did want to continue this story. I just could never think of anything. XD
It amuses me how much I've changed. May turn this into a series of Naruto and Konohamaru hanging out.
Summary: Naruto and Konohamaru have a conversation. Will continue with other
Rated M: For Manly Collection
Bad Asses
"Big Bro, why can't you be more like Gaara?" Konohamaru demanded spitefully. "He kicks so much butt!"
The fangirl boy got a far off look in his eye, as Naruto walked the little one home. The pair had spent the dry, hot day down by the river.
Doing manly things, mind.
Certainly, they had not spent the day picking (the very!) pretty flowers riverside like little girls. And fickly avoiding the water, which had looked too "goopy" on their arrival for their tastes.
No, not at all.
"Gaara?" Naruto questioned, wrinkling his nose in distaste. "Please… The guy just stands there and lets the sand do the work for him."
Naruto stopped suddenly and faced the little boy. "Woo, look at me! I am just gonna stand here and let the earth do my job for me!"
He mocked the red head's fighting style, managing to stand death still and wiggle his butt playfully.
"Fine then," Konohamaru said irritated. "Why not Sasuke? Yeah, Sasuke!"
"Sasuke?" Naruto said weakly, blinking in shock. "The guy people claim is so cool, but then I have to rescue him!?"
"Really?" Konohamaru asked weakly.
"Sakura even saved him twice," Naruto said. "He's not so cool."
Konohamaru stared at the older blonde boy. He had not met very many ninja, so there was not much he could compare Naruto to.
"Hey, Konohamaru," Naruto said.
Naruto had stopped near the middle of the block they were on.
"Hm?"
"Watch this." Naruto said evenly.
The blonde waited for the light traffic to clear and then looked to his left and right and crossed the street. Before coming back, the exact same way.
"What was that…?" Came the smaller boy's confused response.
Gesturing to his left, Naruto answered simply "Crosswalk over there."
Gesturing to his right, "Crosswalk down there."
With a smile, Naruto stated simply, "That's jay walking!"
Konohamaru stared at the blonde, who stared back at him. Shaking his head, Konohamaru smiled broadly. A small smile appeared on Naruto's face as a result.
"You know, you may have point." Konohamaru said, walking ahead.
"Believe it!"