This will be a series of one shots, some funny some dramatic some just general. Read review no flames. Note also I never finished the second game and I only recently got the third one though I beat the first one a long time ago. This little idea came to me while looking at a picture of Jr.

Brothers.

Ch 1 Clothing issues

Genre: Humor/general

Gaigun sat silently behind his desk deep in thought.

The doors swooshed open. "Ummm, Gaigun." Said MOMO

"Hm?" he asked looking at her. "Yes what is it?"

"What are you getting Jr.? It's his birthday in a few days and…"

"I haven't thought about it yet."

"You haven't thought about it yet!" she yelped.

He sighed. "You just don't know how hard it is to shop for him. One he has an expensive taste."

"But your rich."

"Two he's picky and…"

"Why don't you just buy him a new trench coat? He seems to like those."

He laughed.

"What?"

"He has like twenty of those."

"Then buy him something kind of western looking. He seems to like that look."

"Buying him clothes is like a death sentence."

"Why? He's your brother you know what he likes."

"It's not that."

"Then what is it?"

He crossed his arms over his chest and closed his eyes. "You know."

"I do?"

This took him back a bit. "MOMO." He said opening his eyes. "Think about it."

"Oh! I know it's because he's small! Just buy him stuff from the children's' department!"

He put his hand on his head and, sighed sounding a bit annoyed. "Think. How old is he?"

"26 going on 27."

"Exactly. He doesn't want children's clothes he wants clothes for some one his age."

"Oh…" she was silent for a moment. "So where does he get his clothes? Are they specially made for him?"

"Some but most are…"

"Are what?"

He blushed. "He'd be mad if I told you."

"You can tell me. I promise I won't tell him you told me."

"… He makes them himself."

"WHAT!? Jr. knows how to sew!?"

"Shh! Yes he knows how to sew. Shelley taught him a few years ago."

She laughed.

"What's so funny?"

"The thought of Jr. making his own clothes." She said as she continued to laugh.

"And that is why I don't buy him clothes."

The door swooshed open.

MOMO turned around to that it was Jr. She began laughing again. "I have to go. I'll see you two later." She said leaving.

"What's with her?" asked Jr.

"I told her nothing."

"I'm not going to fall for those tricks of yours. What did you say?"

"I told her… that you sew your own clothes."

He face turned red. "GAIGUN! I'm GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!"

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