Rose and Alex's Story

It all started out with an innocent swimming session. I noticed that the good-looking lifeguard was eyeing me up. My friend Alex was flirting with the handsome Japanese towel guy. I looked at the scene before me. Typical Saturday afternoon in Hawaii. I threw my towel down on a near by deck chair. There was a near by scream as Alex broke a nail and had a spaz attack. The towel guy, whose name happened to be Haku, looked ever so slightly put out but continued shamelessly flirting none the less. I laughed at the scene Alex shot me a brief glare. I gave her the thumbs up. I glanced quickly at the hot lifeguard and dived into the swimming pool. Alex got splashed with the water. She lost control of her water elemental abilities and created a mini-tsunami, thus splashing Haku, and all others in the vicinity. Haku looked on in surprise.

"You have waterbending abilities? Me too! We should totally train together sometime."

Alex smiled.

"Yah, I lurve waterbending!"

"Oh my God, we have so much in common!" said Haku staring at Alex's chest area.

"Are you looking at my boobs?" said Alex rather outraged.

"And if I am?" replied Haku.

"Big mistake buddy," Alex muttered darkly and raised her hands to the sky.

All the water from the pool rose to the air and came down in torrents on Haku. I looked round in shock.

"Alex what are you doing?!" I screamed over the sound of rushing water.

"This Haku is an imposter!" she announced dramatically.

At that moment the real Haku flew in on a magical stegosaurus.

"I am here now," he said. "We can proceed to make out."

He took Alex roughly and they played a rather lengthy game of tonsil hockey.

I looked on incredulously and the laugh guard and I walked off into the sunset.