Me: Hey people!
Iggy: Yeah...hi...
Me: For those of you that have no idea who I am, I ish Bell!
Iggy: And no, 'ish,' unfortunately, wasn't a typo. It means 'is' and is part of the random words that the...uh...
Me: Skype crew?
Iggy: -nods- The Skype Crew came up with
Me: Don't ask. Anyway, posting this for that group and Saint said I should, so here I am.
Iggy: And there I go -tries to leave-
Me: -grabs arm- Oh no, you aren't going anywhere! STAY!
Iggy:-sighs-
Me: So, anyway, Saint was up late talking to me over skype, and then Fang and Iggy kept on arguing until it became too much and Ig got pissed. Read on :) Hope you like it
Disclaimer: I do not own Saint (because she's an actual person and I can't 'own' her), Raz (who is also a real person. She's just a friend) or Fang...yeah, that's it.
Iggy: Uh-
Me: -snickers- Okay, I don't own Iggy either...yet
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Raz: He's a sex bunny
Saint: Iggy the Sex Bunny. That's a good title...
Iggy: Not really....
Fang: Sex Bunny? More like 'Cheap Hare' if you get the pun...
Saint: :D
Me: -cracks up-
Iggy: -eyeroll- And you're not Fang? When I was listening to the audiobook for FANG I had to keep skipping the 'Fax' scenes -gag- You and Max...BLEH!
Fang: Jealous? :D
Iggy: -narrows eyes- No...I still don't know what you see in Max, dude. I mean…eww…
Fang: Of course not. You don't know what I see in anything. :D
Saint: You walked into that, Ig. :D
Fang: As usual.
Iggy: -sighs- -gives up- -doesn't talk to Fang anymore-
Me: 0_o
Fang: :D Ah, silence...
Saint: Jerk. -kicks-
Fang: Ow!
Me: -glares at Fang- Some brother you are!
Fang: What? It's my job as a brother! I'm a hired pain-in-the-ass!
Saint: And he admits it...
Me: Still...I think you finally took it too far. Ig left and he looked really angry...
Fang: -sigh-
Me: -eyeroll-
Fang: Oh, bring him back, I'll freaking apologize...
Me: -sighs- Okay then, brb
Saint: And don't say, "I'm sorry you're an idiot!" Got it?!
Fang: Got it...
Saint: Or anything like that!
Fang: Yep...
Saint: What am I? Your captor, your wife, or your mother?!
Fang: Uhhh...Dual personality?
Me: -nods- Definitely all three. And I'm back…
Saint: Iggy there?
Iggy: Yes...
Saint: Fang has something to say.
Iggy: Well, I don't care!
Me: Iggy! -whacks-
Iggy: Ow...-shrugs-
Saint: Well, you gotta care, 'cause I won't be happy 'till everyone's happy! AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY IF IT WILL KILL YA!
Iggy: No I won't
Saint: You will! -mind controls-
Fang: ...Angel, the College Years?
Me: Please don't bring that up, Fang…
Iggy: -fights against Saint's mindcontrol- Won't!!
Saint: YOU WILL! AND YOU WILL WEAR PINK BUNNY BOXERS!! –mind controls more-
Iggy: -resists- -fails- -puts on pink bunny boxers- Will…WTF?? No I won't!!
Saint: -snaps pic- Moving on…
Iggy: Wait, wha?
Me: Blackmail?
Saint: -nods- Anyway, Ig...Fang has something to say.
Iggy: -headshake- Once again, I don't care. He can go die in a hole
Fang: Hey! I was gonna freaking apologize, but I guess I'll go dig a f&%#ing hole instead...
Saint: Fang!
Iggy: Fine, go dig a hole then! Have fun!
Me: Iggy!
Saint: STOP IT!!! DOOFUSES!!!
Iggy: -shrugs-
Me: Stupid boys...
Saint: -grabs Iggy and Fang by hair and whacks their heads together-
Iggy: OW! Great, now I need to go and decontaminate my head...
Fang: Ow! Damn it, Saint!
Saint: If I hit them together hard enough, will their two little brain cells spark intelligent life?
Me: Hopefully...or they might shrivel up and die…Whichever comes first
Saint: Worth the shot.-hits them again-
Iggy: OW! Saint!!! STOP IT!
Fang: JEEZ!!
Saint: THEN GET THE F$#% ALONG!!
Iggy: The f%$# along? Nice wording there, Saint
Saint: I try.
Me: Have you forgiven each other yet? Or does Saint need to hit your heads together again?
Iggy: -grumbles something-
Saint: -is ready to whack- What?
Iggy: Nothing.
Saint: -whacks again- Now you wanna try?
Iggy: Ow...grr...
Fang: I think I see stars...
Iggy: I wish I could see stars...
Fang: Nah, they're a bit too bright... And spinny...
Iggy: Spinny stars?
Fang: Yeah...
Iggy: How?
Fang: They're just...Spinning....Can I sit down?
Iggy: -sits down next to Fang- -pukes-
Me: -sighs-
Fang: Oh, thanks for the wake-up call...Ow... Head...
Me: -says to Saint- I think you whacked them a bit too hard...
Saint: Yeah…
Iggy: Okay, now my head hurts and I feel sick
Fang: Heh, been there...
Iggy: -nods- I think I remember that...
Fang: I don't. The amnesia set in...Joking…kinda…
Me: -whispers to Saint- Well, at least they aren't arguing...
Saint: -nods-
Iggy: Kinda? You better not forget everything...that would be weird
Fang: Yeah...Who are you again? :D
Iggy: -shrugs- I don't know... :D
Fang: Oh, well hi, 'I Don't Know.'
Iggy: Hi yourself
Me: -tries to contain laughter-
Fang: I'm 'Yourself?!'
Iggy: Yes you are.
Fang: Oh...
Saint: -lol-
Iggy: Try and wrap your mind around that one
Fang: I didn't know the mind was so flexible...
Me: -laughs with Saint- This is hilarious. -saves convo for later blackmail- (AN: Exactly the reason why I'm posting this. It's too priceless to miss :D)
Saint: -agrees-
Iggy: -shrugs- I don't know that it is...
Fang: You that it is? You're what?
Iggy: Huh? I thought that I was 'I don't know'
Fang: I did, too...
Iggy: Then who am I?
Fang: I Don't Know!
Raz: You are his father!
Iggy: NOOOOOOOOO!!!
Saint: THAT'D MEAN JUSTIN WAS A PRODUCT OF INCEST!!
Me: OMG!
Fang: ?
Raz: So true :D
Iggy: Who's Justin?
Me: ...
Saint: IGGY! YOU RAPED YOUR OWN SON! Or did Fang rape his father?
Fang: ...
Iggy: Wait, Justin's my son??? HUH???
Me: SAINT! YOU BROKE FANG AND IGGY!!
Saint: Justin is yours and...'Yourself's' son!
Iggy: Who?
Fang: I'm so confused...
Iggy: Me too…
Saint: I've gotta fix this...Someone videotaped this, right?
Me: -holds up camera- ;)
Saint: Ok, good. Now to fix this...
Me: Spell?
Saint: Nope, the old-fashioned way...-grabs Fang and Iggy by hair-
Fang: Hey!
Iggy: Ow...that hurts!
Me: -shrugs- Whichever works best
Saint: -whacks Iggy and Fang together again-
Iggy: OUCH!!
Fang: DAMN IT!!
Me: Haha
Saint: They're gonna have matching bruises! Right...Here. -pokes bruises-
Fang: OW!!
Iggy: Ow! Saint!
Saint: You know my name?
Iggy: Of course I f%$#ing do, now stop that!!
Me: YAY! -huggles Iggy-
Iggy: What the hell?
Saint: -huggles Iggy-
Iggy: Huh?
Saint: And...Fang?
Me: Fang???
Fang: What? Ow, my head...Damn it, Saint...
Saint: FANG!! -huggles-
Me: YAY! -huggles Fang-
Iggy: Okay...-rubs head- I have the worst headache
Fang: Ow....Ditto.
Me: -huggles Iggy and Fang- :D
Saint: -huggles the bruised brothers- :D That'd be a great band...
Raz: Oh! Story title!(AN: -points to fic title-)
Saint: :D
Fang: I wish I knew what was going on...
Iggy: Me too...I'm confused -rubs head-
-insert conversation about the book FANG here. Yeah, I didn't want to give out spoilers…;) Saint and I just rambled on about it for a while here... and then...-
Iggy: WHAT IS GOING ON!?!!?
Fang: If you find out, Ig, tell me...
Iggy: I will...maybe...wait…wasn't I angry at you for some reason? I think...
Saint: Oh, I'll tell them...-evil grin-
Me: Go ahead, Saint ;)
Saint: You guys both hit your heads, went crazy, hid in a closet, and now Iggy's pregnant again.
Iggy: 0_o
Fang: ...
Me: -cracks up-
Iggy: ...
Raz: I was a witness…at the wedding!
Saint: See? We have a witness!
Iggy: WEDDING?!?!?!?
Saint: -nods-
Me: Uh-huh, don't you remember?
Fang: ...
Iggy: Fang?????
Fang: -stares at ceiling- Nope...
Iggy: You're a great help
Fang: Sorry...
Iggy: -eyeroll-
Saint: It was beautiful...-sniffles-
Me: -nods- -huggles Iggy- Congratulations!
Iggy: Huh???
Saint: And Ig? I must know where you got the dress!
Iggy: Dress? There was a d-dress!?!?!?
Fang: Ok, that's a funny mental picture...
Iggy: -whacks Fang- Not helping!
Saint: But Fang! You were so cute! Going after the garter like that...
Fang: o_0
Iggy: -cracks up-
Saint: And now we know why you're called 'Fang'...
Fang: Oh, look at this shiny spec on the ground...
Iggy: Shiny spec?
Fang: -nods-
Me: DON'T TRY TO CHANGE THE SUBJEST!!
Saint: What Subjest? Never heard of one...
Me: -shrugs-
Saint: Bet it'd be funny...Jest... Subjest: The jest behind the main point.
Me: It actually works...
Raz: She's a genius
Me: :D
Saint: Example: The main point is that Fang and Iggy got married. The jest...Well, we know it.
Iggy: ...
Fang: The spec blew away... :(
Iggy: :( -mourns spec-
Saint: We are gathered here today to mourn Fang's Spec...It was a good spec...Shiny, always bringing joy...
Me: -sniffles-
Raz: Guys what's wrong with you?
Saint: -wipes tear-
Me: -shrugs- Nothing. What's wrong with you?
Raz: Plenty of things
Saint: -pukes-
Fang: That explained a lot.
Me: :( -huggles Saint-
Iggy: The sickies stick together
Me: WE HAVE A CLUB!
Saint: Do we have T-shirts?
Fang: More like bibs..
Me: -ignores Fang- Yes we do. -gives T-shirt-
Saint: :D –then pukes again-
Me: -huggles again- -coughs-
Fang: We're all so healthy... -cough-
Iggy: I'm still healthy...
Me: So far...
Raz: -coughs-
Fang: -coughs on Iggy-
Iggy: FANG! -shoves away-
Me: For better or worse, Ig
Iggy: ...
Fang: :D Had to...
Saint: I want to know when Ig's baby's due...
Iggy: ...
I'll see a doctor tomorrow
Saint: Good.
Raz: I'm a doctor!
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Me: And more stuff happened after that...Iggy was (somehow) pregnant and had a baby girl named Lilyanna who is now Justin's sister...
Iggy: And Fang still doesn't know about her...yet
Me: Saint and Fang haven't been online since this convo. I'll have to tell them later :D
Anyway, review?
Iggy: -sighs- This is just embarrassing.
Me: lol. -types so Iggy can't hear- And I know that some of you may be wondering how Iggy got pregnant even though there was technically no wedding. Well, I still don't know either, but it happened somehow. Fang and Iggy were obviously up to something that Saint and I had no clue about. ;)
Iggy: What did you just type!!?!!?
Me: Nothing, nothing...
R&R!?
-Bell and Ig