A/N This is a new story that came to mind whilst watching some anime. What if Naruto got the curse mark instead of Sasuke, but Kyuubi decided to mess around?
I could only watch, through clouded vision, as Orochimaru sped toward Sasuke. Fangs out ready to pierce skin, then one, two , three steps and I was there in front of Sasuke, Orochimaru's fangs in my neck and a burning sensation rolling throughout my entire body. "FUCK!" I bellowed as I lost conciouness.
I woke up to a passed out Ino, three people from a village I didn't know of, and amethyst chakra swirling around me. All I could think about was who hurt Sakura-chan, cause I was gonna make them pay. "Who hurt you Sakura-chan?" then one of those unknown shinobi spouted off "That'd be me." with a smile to boot. Unbriddled rage bubbled through me and I shot toward him. 'How dare he hurt Sakura-chan'. First it was a punch then it was a kick next he was on the ground. "Zaku!" the mummy one shouted, but he was too late this Zaku was going to pay no one hurt Sakura- chan but me. KrrrrCHk and with that his arms were no longer his. In that moment my rage subsided and I could see the horrifed look on Sakura-chan's face. It brought me great pleasure when the mummy looking shinobi ran away leaving his teammates behind although Zaku probably wouldn't be living much longer. "Naruto, what the hell is worng with you?!" Sakura screamed. "Nothing, nothing at all. I feel fine." "Mercilessly killing people is not like you what happened." Suddenly I could hear me heartbeat in my ears and I passed out.
In the Cage
"Hello Naruto", it said, "Long time no see." I didnt remember ever meeting Kyuubi but that voice sounded familiar. "When have we ever met." I inquired. "Oh not too long a go I saved you from death you should be grateful." "So what you've saved me from death many times before, why should this be any different?" "Because dear Naruto this time I decided to do some renovating." "What do you mean renovating." "Oh you know change some thought patterns here, a DNA sequence there, a little bit of length somewhere." "You did WHAT!" "Hey you liked it ok it's not my fault if you change your mind it can't be reverted."
"THE HELL I CAN'T." "YOUR GOING TO TELL ME EXACTLY WHAT YOU DID RIGHT NOW." "ALright geez I gave you a mindset more like that of a demon, put some shinigami chakra into your DNA, and made you erection at least 10 inches." "THAT ACTUALLY DOESN'T SOUND THAT BAD." "See what'd I tell ya you like it." Then I saw her she had long red tresses cascading down her back, fair porcelain(?) skin, and a rack to rival that proctor lady. Wait a minute she isn't wearing clothes. My eyes shifted to the ground and a blush spread across my face. "What see something you like Naruto-kun. Come over and squezze to see if I'm real." No I mustn't I need to leave this place immediately."
"Aww Naruto-kun come baaaaack."
In the Real World
I woke with a start restrained and being hovered over by the rest of Team 7, Team 9, and 10. "Hey guys what's up." "You killed someone." What I woudl never do that" Neji pointed to the lifeless body of Zaku. " I did that?" "Yes Naruto and you didn't even care." "Shut up you dumb bitch." My hands flew to my mouth. Whay did I insult Sakura. Everyone lokked at me like I had killed someone oh wait I did. "Who the hell are you and what ahve you done with the real Naruto." " I am the real Naruto just new and improved." SNAP and the ninja wire broke into pieces I grabbed Sakura and the unconcious Sasuke, grabbed the scrolls we needed and got the hell to the tower.
A/N Sorry if that was short I'm forced to write this in notepad so don't expect another chapter too soon when i get a new computer with office on it I'll probably start up again till then Ja Ne.