A/N: This the 2nd set of instruction for the kooki duo Lianne and Aiden. Read to find out who on.

It's another blank stage. The audience waits in silence. Suddenly a spotlight shines at the centre and we see two girls, brown and brown with false blonde. They speak out to the people.

Aiden: Goodnight and welcome to the show. So we're back again
Lianne: Hi!!!
Aiden: Shut up! And we're doing another episode of..
Lianne: Adventures with Lianne and Aiden
Aiden: This time we'll team up with someone evil
Lianne: Someone cunning
Aiden: Someone adorable
Lianne: Adorable??
Aiden: Of course, Voldy is adorable. And we're getting back at someone not so adorable
Lianne: Snape is adorable1!!

Aiden: Since when?!?

Lianne: Since ever. -holding up heart shaped picture of Snape to her chest- I joined the Snape Lovers Fan Club. You wanna come next time?
Aiden: Uhh –rolls eyes- I'll raincheck on that. Now we have to get to Voldy's house.
Lianne: Right –takes out grappling hook-
Aiden: whoosh Up, up and away
Lianne: -swinging behind her- LAME!!

FADE OUT--- FADE IN. Aiden, Lianne and Voldy are sitting at a table, going over the fine details. Aiden and Lianne are dressed up like lawyers.

Aiden: You sign here… and here… You promise not to kill us in the process
Lianne: Or Harry
Aiden: You kinda failed at that though.
Lianne: But this ensures that you can't try it again
Aiden: And this gives us full rights to plan out Snape's death and do anything we want, whenever we want
Voldy: And I will be able to finish him off in the 7th book
Lianne: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! –uncontrolable crying- Wait till the girls at the SLFC hear this.
Aiden: Don't mind her. And yes, we'll film the entire thing and you can play at the big DE soiree at the end of the year. Embarrass him before you kill him. Just sign on the dotted line
Voldy: Excellent –steeples fingers- -signs contract-
Aiden: Thank you –Putting away contract into her briefcase. The AKA will keep in touch. See you at the big Death Eater Dinner Friday
Voldy: Yes Ms. Lewis
Aiden: Come along Lianne
Lianne: -still crying- Poor Snapey
Aiden: -whispers- You knew what you were getting into when the AKA gave us this mission
Lianne: But Snapey!??!?

Lianne: You've got the list.
Aiden: Yes…no wait… -searches through front pocket…back pocket… cleavage… hair- Aahh here it is. What's first?
Lianne: Ooohhh can I do it?? Please please please please!?!?
Aiden: I thought you loved your Snapey-poo
Lianne: I do but this will be an excellent story to tell the girls at the SLFC
Aiden: Fine, ooo here he comes.

And like Aiden said, Snape was coming around the corner. As hired by Voldy, the twins got rooms in the DE castle headquarters and already began their planning. Their list was ready and they started all their month long projects to use, plus the recup room. That was a week ago. Now they were doing number one.

Snape was unaware, just having gotten his assignment from the Dark Lord. Become the Headmaster of Hogwarts. Eventually hire Alecto and Amycus. Things weren't starting out too badly at all. After the fiasco this summer, this was a blessing.

Going back to his room to contemplate his good fortune, a habit he had picked up over the years, Snape was walking blindly through the memorized corridors. It wasn't until…

Yeehaw. He looked up and saw the animal. A brown, disgusting, stink donkey was standing in the middle of the corridor. Blink blink. The animal just stared at his gaping figure. Composing himself, he spat out in revulsion, "Stupid vile animal." Making to get to his room and away from the smell, he sidestepped the animal.

It was surprisingly fast. The donkey trotted over to him and reared up on his hind legs, pushing Snape down. It began to stomp and kick Snape all over, his chest, back, head, legs. Snape was being practically donkey-handled. (LOL).

Soon the donkey hit a tender spot, his kidney. Due to a surgery some time ago, Snape only had one kidney and now this donkey was pulping the life out it. Snape felt pain like never before. I shouldn't have had those tequila shots last night.

He passed out from the pain and the donkey stopped, waiting for the man to get up. It was a long wait until the animal realized he wasn't waking up. The room erupted in sparkles and the body was no longer there. The donkey too changed into a brown-haired teenager.

Lianne: Did you get it?

Aiden: -coming out with camera- All of it
Lianne: Let go meet him. This way I get to see Snapey shirtless
Aiden: -rolls eyes- Fine

They ran through the corridors until they got a room marked EAST DEMENTOR HOLD. Only there was no EAST DEMENTOR HOLD. There was a SOUTH DEMENTOR HOLD but only few people went there. No one would want to go in this one willingly and it was the perfect hiding spot for the Snape Recup Room (Lianne: And the Snape Lovers Fan Club but Aiden doesn't need to know that) They opened the door and saw Snape, shirtless, in the hot tub that the girls provided, surrounded by numerous fangirls.

Aiden: Lianne!! I told you not to use this room for your stupid club!!
Lianne: Its not stupid!! And its Snape!! Shirtless!! aAAAHHH!!!
Aiden: Everyone get out. You're frightening the poor man
Fangirls: AWWWW!!!
Aiden: OUT!!!
Lianne: Come girls. Back to the old headquarters. I'll tell you everything at tomorrow's meeting
Fangirls: With pictures?
Lianne: Sure
Fangirls: -leave-

Snape: Where am I?
Aiden: Hello Mr. Snape. We are Aiden and Lianne Lewis. You know the AKA, don't you?
Snape: I may have heard of it
Aiden: Well we are her apprentice and we are here on a kind of mission. We are suppose to kill you
Snape: WHAT!?!?
Aiden: But it won't actually kill you. You remember the donkey incident don't you?
Snape: Of course
Aiden: Well you died. And that donkey was my sister
Lianne: -drool-
Aiden: So you don't really die because now you're in here.
Snape: So then what's the point of dying
Aiden: It's sort of like a… precaution. Just in case Voldy, or anybody else decides to kill you, they can't kill you in any of the ways we will. We've copyrighted them.
Snape: Hmm
Aiden: You really have no say in the matter. It's already been finalized between everyone. You're just the guinea pig in the experiment, but a very well pampered guinea pig.
Lianne: -drools still-
Aiden: Oh I almost forgot. Those girls were the Snape Lovers Fan Club. Don't ask. But they might sneak in here, hoping to get something of yours. Don't let them in willingly, be weary of their disguises and here's a button –hands him a button that looks like the Easy button, just green- Press it and they will be instantly gone. Lianne is in the club too so be weary of her too but I'll watch out for her. Now stay in here and get better. When you are, you can leave.
Lianne: I love you! You're hot!
Aiden: Come on –drags her by ear- Let's leave the hot man to get better. Goodbye Mr. Snape
Snape: Goodbye Ms. Lewis.